Litiquette VI

How close do you think Literotica reflects your real life?

  • 100%, The way I interact here is exactly how I interact in real life

    Votes: 39 20.2%
  • 0%, Are you crazy. Literotica is as far away from my real life as anything could possibly be and I l

    Votes: 24 12.4%
  • 50%, It's close to my real life, at least how I interact publicly

    Votes: 43 22.3%
  • 50% I'm far more kinky, naughty, filthy here than I am in real life.

    Votes: 87 45.1%

  • Total voters
    193
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My reasons for being here:

1. Letting my freak flag fly :catroar:
2. Using foul language with reckless fucking abandon
3. Attention whoring
4. Meeting like minded people and
5. Possibly fucking them
 
My reasons for being here:

1. Letting my freak flag fly :catroar:
2. Using foul language with reckless fucking abandon
3. Attention whoring
4. Meeting like minded people and
5. Possibly fucking them

Now, these are some ambitious Liter attributes. :cool::D

Kind of a challenge to come up with something bolder. ;)
 
My reasons for being here:

1. Letting my freak flag fly :catroar:
2. Using foul language with reckless fucking abandon
3. Attention whoring
4. Meeting like minded people and
5. Possibly fucking them

You’re a list person!! Put me down under #5! ;)
 
Started off just exploring, seeing what it was all about. Looking for fun naughty interactions with other likeminded pervs. Then i found a special someone. So now its more just enjoying the banter with friends ive made, enjoying the sense of community and of course the sexy pic threads.
 
Fighting off bitches.

Actually, I use it for this thread and for messaging friends. I have one person that gets the adorable, flirty side of me. The rest of you get the other side. The deep, thought-provoking side. :D

I do wish you wouldn't flirt with me so much.

I come to Lit out of boredom. Maybe some masochistic desire to punish myself with constant reminders of what I can't have, attractive people who won't give me the time of day, etc.

*looks mournfully at Corbal* *then Trekka* Then Lit in general*

I do also use it as a place to vent and get stuff off my chest.
 
My reasons for being here:

1. Letting my freak flag fly :catroar:
2. Using foul language with reckless fucking abandon
3. Attention whoring
4. Meeting like minded people and
5. Possibly fucking them

Your attention whoring is legendary.
 
I do wish you wouldn't flirt with me so much.

I come to Lit out of boredom. Maybe some masochistic desire to punish myself with constant reminders of what I can't have, attractive people who won't give me the time of day, etc.

*looks mournfully at Corbal* *then Trekka* Then Lit in general*


I do also use it as a place to vent and get stuff off my chest.

Yep..that really strikes a cord.
 
My reasons for being here:

1. Letting my freak flag fly :catroar:
2. Using foul language with reckless fucking abandon
3. Attention whoring
4. Meeting like minded people and
5. Possibly fucking them

I dig the subtle nod to Full Metal Jacket in your delivery.
 
It has evolved with every time I've come and gone from here. It started out as a way to break out of my shell or step out of my sheltered little box by getting to know people with different interests and posts an AmPic thread. And it worked but it was also a little overwhelming. I've always people watched and flirted a bit. There have been a few special someones over the years and possibly some private whoring. I've also made a few of my best friends here and they are likely the reason I keep coming back.

Who comes here for boob pics? There are way better/easier sources for boobs, IMO.

Boob pics are indeed omnipresent on the net. However, acquiring boob pics from those with whom you're bantering/ bullshitting does hit differently.
I've seen a lot of titty. It still makes me smile to find one in a PM; little matter of it's voluminous or diminutive. It's the knowing someone chose to share that elevates the experience.
 
My reasons for being here:

1. Letting my freak flag fly :catroar:
2. Using foul language with reckless fucking abandon
3. Attention whoring
4. Meeting like minded people and
5. Possibly fucking them

Standing at attention for the attention whoring. :p
 
So yesterday while I was “working” from home, I realized I’ve watched everything on Netflix and Hulu there is to watch. I saw that Back to the Future had just been added. I decide to watch BTTF 1 and 2 while I work.

You know what? That movie has some weird shit in it. Things I never realized or thought about as a kid. For one, Biff is a really rapey guy. There’s some rapey scenes that are just kind of lighthearted. And then there’s the whole part where Marty’s mother is kind of attracted to him. That’s weird as hell. There were some racial undertones. The movie, while entertaining for the sake of childhood memories... it’s not very good. It was kind of weird.

What else have you encountered that was once amazing in your mind, but lost its luster after a while? It could be something like that movie. Or it could be a person. Or a job. Or a friendship. Or a sex toy.

Power of Love by Huey Lewis

https://youtu.be/-NMph943tsw
 
My first thought when reading this question was this thread ;) I loved it when I first found it, but found there was a need for me to step away for a few days as the thread lost it’s shine and didn’t feel as fun anymore. I’m back though, for now.
 
My first thought when reading this question was this thread ;) I loved it when I first found it, but found there was a need for me to step away for a few days as the thread lost it’s shine and didn’t feel as fun anymore. I’m back though, for now.

Is that a threat or promise?

Asking for a friend.
 
Ages ago, Whippits struck my fancy. Suffice to say, they’ve lost their luster.

Forever lackluster: Huey Lewis.
 
https://i.stack.imgur.com/w5guf.jpg

The only flaw in Back to the Future is that a Delorean’s speedometer only goes up to 85mph, but considering Doc could have easily rigged it (he did build it into a time machine) the movie is perfect and stands as one of the few time travel movies that gets time travel right. Fuck you James Cameron, The Terminator can’t come back in time and be responsible for creating itself in the future. Duh! :D

When I was a kid I used to watch Convoy on HBO. It was one of those movies that was on constant rotation. I loved the hell out of that movie and when I got older (and hadn’t watched it in a long time) I found it on dvd and told all my friends that we need to watch it together because it is so well made and an example of awesome, quality 1970’s filmmaking (we were all film geeks). Almost as soon as the movie began I realized I had greatly under-remembered the totally over-the-top-cheesy-as-hellness of the movie.

My friends will not let me forget this moment.

I still own the DVD, don’t tell anybody and damn the double-nickel!

https://youtu.be/YDdnKWvFwKs
 
Ages ago, Whippits struck my fancy. Suffice to say, they’ve lost their luster.

Forever lackluster: Huey Lewis.

Funny pmann story... My best friend James the Masturbator and I were going on a non-erotic trip to my parent’s beach condo back in high school. I heard about whippits and I told James the Masturbator about this. I’ve never used drugs or anything of the sort. But this seemed safe and legal. Lol. So he was tasked with getting something. He got computer dusters.

This seemed fine, as I consulted my dial up internet and it claimed they were NO equipped. Except not all of them are. The ones Mr. Masturbator brought were basically liquid cleaning product. So it was like huffing Windex or Lysol. Zero high. That was about the limit of my drug use as a teen. Well that and Oxycodone. :D
 
What else have you encountered that was once amazing in your mind, but lost its luster after a while? It could be something like that movie. Or it could be a person. Or a job. Or a friendship. Or a sex toy.

Hotdogs. Loved them as a kid. Now? You couldn't pay me to eat one. Greasy little tubes of faux meat. Held together with fat. No thanks. They probably still taste just as good, but the more you know about health and nutrition, the less "luster-ful" those things become.
 
My reasons for being here:

1. Letting my freak flag fly :catroar:
2. Using foul language with reckless fucking abandon
3. Attention whoring
4. Meeting like minded people and
5. Possibly fucking them
That whoring pic is amazing - you're a groovy chick. ;)

What else have you encountered that was once amazing in your mind, but lost its luster after a while? It could be something like that movie. Or it could be a person. Or a job. Or a friendship. Or a sex toy.

Gosh, so many things. But I'll to with the other side of this - I've been the thing that lost its luster to someone else. I'm long since removed from the dating scene, so I haven't experienced that fizzle out feeling in a long time. And then it happened and it happened quickly - it's an icky thing to clearly feel that you've lost your shine.

I don't offer any solutions. I'm just saying that I know what Back to the Future 2 feels like.

If your sex toy doesn't lose its luster are you even using it correctly?
Excellent point.

My first thought when reading this question was this thread ;) I loved it when I first found it, but found there was a need for me to step away for a few days as the thread lost it’s shine and didn’t feel as fun anymore. I’m back though, for now.
I'm curious about this as it seems recent. Can you tell more about what made the thread seem less fun and not as shiny? I am not always aware and I'd hate for people like you to stay away if it is something that can be fixed. :)
 
Hotdogs. Loved them as a kid. Now? You couldn't pay me to eat one. Greasy little tubes of faux meat. Held together with fat. No thanks. They probably still taste just as good, but the more you know about health and nutrition, the less "luster-ful" those things become.

I can confirm that they are still delicious.
 
I can confirm that they are still delicious.

Of course you can. :D

Dirty girl.

No one on the face of the earth should eat a fucking hot-dog. They're pureed pork lips and assholes.

And to the next poster that says, "you gotta get the all beef ones", I say, you're trading pork lips and assholes for beef lips and assholes.
 
Of course you can. :D

Dirty girl.

No one on the face of the earth should eat a fucking hot-dog. They're pureed pork lips and assholes.

And to the next poster that says, "you gotta get the all beef ones", I say, you're trading pork lips and assholes for beef lips and assholes.

Willful ignorance is bliss. :D
 
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