Litiquette VI

[parker77]

Vanilla is a legit and delicious flavor...

yeah, you might be right.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

But how big is his larynx?

That's a rather intimate question

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

But how big is his larynx?

Never measured my larynx, but my shoe size is 14 wide. I stuff that in my mouth all the time.

 

[Trekka]

But how big is his larynx?

It should be pretty big.
I’m an expert.

yeah, you might be right.

^prime example of vanilla decadence

*instinctive reaction*

Yes.

Add that to the fantasy list.

 

[default24]

Never measured my larynx, but my shoe size is 14 wide. I stuff that in my mouth all the time.

https://media.giphy.com/media/MuTenSRsJ7TQQ/giphy.gif

 

[parker77]

It should be pretty big.
I’m an expert.



^prime example of vanilla decadence

*instinctive reaction*

Yes.

Add that to the fantasy list.

it’s just a Monday poem.

 

[Trekka]

Never measured my larynx, but my shoe size is 14 wide. I stuff that in my mouth all the time.

See? I knew it.

You don’t have to measure it. No need. Your voice is deep. And that comes from a proportionately large larynx!

 

[85Ironman]

I read somewhere years ago that a guy had died fucking some sort of animal organ. There was a theory that if you attached a 9v battery to it, it would pulse and feel more like a real pussy. Except this particular pervert dipshit wired it in to the mains and toasted himself.

Stay safe out there.

Eh.

Darwinism.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I had a very vivid dream once as a very young hotwords that I was in gym class and a bunch of girls tackled me to the ground and torn all my clothes off. Their hands were all over me and it was one of those dreams that I could feel.

Ever since then, it has been my greatest fantasy to be with a group of super horny women having their way with me. Captured by Amazons, stripping at a bachelorette party, losing a bet, etc. Major boner fantasies for me.

 

[Dribble]

I understand some fantasies are meant to just be fantasy...but is this just because it is hard to find the trust and acceptance fro m our partner(s)? For me...there has to be a possibility...a...it could happen if the stars just align right...maybe I am getting old?

 

[hotwords229_A]

I read somewhere years ago that a guy had died fucking some sort of animal organ. There was a theory that if you attached a 9v battery to it, it would pulse and feel more like a real pussy. Except this particular pervert dipshit wired it in to the mains and toasted himself.

Stay safe out there.

Eh.

Darwinism.

For all we know he had the greatest orgasm of all time.

 

[Trekka]

I had a very vivid dream once as a very young hotwords that I was in gym class and a bunch of girls tackled me to the ground and torn all my clothes off. Their hands were all over me and it was one of those dreams that I could feel.

Ever since then, it has been my greatest fantasy to be with a group of super horny women having their way with me. Captured by Amazons, stripping at a bachelorette party, losing a bet, etc. Major boner fantasies for me.

So if I ever get remarried, I’ll invite you to the bachelorette party.

 

[hotwords229_A]

So if I ever get remarried, I’ll invite you to the bachelorette party.

Maybe it’s time to renew your vows? Does that count?

 

[Orchidea73]

I understand some fantasies are meant to just be fantasy...but is this just because it is hard to find the trust and acceptance fro m our partner(s)? For me...there has to be a possibility...a...it could happen if the stars just align right...maybe I am getting old?

My fantasy has totally to do with it, trust.

 

[Trekka]

I understand some fantasies are meant to just be fantasy...but is this just because it is hard to find the trust and acceptance fro m our partner(s)? For me...there has to be a possibility...a...it could happen if the stars just align right...maybe I am getting old?

I don’t know. I’ve been with a trusted partner and tried out certain fantasies that I thought sounded hot and then mid-act in a sex-panic when the mind spins so hard I forget the safe word and yelp out a “fuuuccck no!” or, sexier yet, just dissolve into spontaneous tears.

Anyone else ever have a fantasy go awry and wind up with a good ole fashioned sex-cry? *facepalm*

So I guess for me, I’ve learned that some things, and I can’t always ID what they are ahead of time, are best left in the mind.

 

[SassySheDevil]

See? I knew it.

You don’t have to measure it. No need. Your voice is deep. And that comes from a proportionately large larynx!

fuck. I have a large larynx.

 

[default24]

fuck. I have a large larynx.

Prove it!

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

fuck. I have a large larynx.

I might have a fantasy now.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

it’s just a Monday poem.

Monday poems? I thought that was my job description?!

 

[hotwords229_A]

fuck. I have a large larynx.

Prove it!

New thread idea: Larynx Map

 

[SassySheDevil]

Prove it!

Only one way to do that.

I might have a fantasy now.

My deep voice telling you to get on your knees?

 

[default24]

New thread idea: Larynx Map

Hahaha! Just a pictures and diagrams of necks and throats. Can you feel that electricity in the air?

 

[default24]

Only one way to do that.

I have a built-in larynx measurer in my pants

 

[Trekka]

Hahaha! Just a pictures and diagrams of necks and throats. Can you feel that electricity in the air?

This is brilliant.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Only one way to do that.


My deep voice telling you to get on your knees?

I've always wanted to see how skilled you were, lingually speaking.