Litiquette VI

How close do you think Literotica reflects your real life?

  • 100%, The way I interact here is exactly how I interact in real life

    Votes: 39 20.2%
  • 0%, Are you crazy. Literotica is as far away from my real life as anything could possibly be and I l

    Votes: 24 12.4%
  • 50%, It's close to my real life, at least how I interact publicly

    Votes: 43 22.3%
  • 50% I'm far more kinky, naughty, filthy here than I am in real life.

    Votes: 87 45.1%

  • Total voters
    193
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Stealing a certain husband
Monaco hooker
A complete set of Le Creuset cookware
Running my fingertip and/or tongue over every tattoo
An old school split window vw bus beach road trip tour
Calling him daddy
Apocalypse island
A garden like Trekka's

Apocalypse island? Do tell.
 
I lived out most of mine

Still 2 things I want to do

I want to get into the sexual Vampire Lifestyle
Watch 2 sexy women have sex, while I just sit there


I used to be shy and not so confident, so I was happy with anything I got. I used to mostly fantasize of rescuing a damsel in distress and emotional love making.

Once I gained confident it became Rough, Dominant, public fucking, Cum Swapping, RolePlay and simulating forced encounters.

Now, I like to mix it up, depending on the mood
 
My fantasies have definitely evolved over the years. Many of mine have been situational like being on a beach laying in the sun. Sunglasses on so the only other person also out there laying on the beach can’t tell that I’m staring at him. I adjust the top and bottom of my bathing suit strategically so that I know I have his attention. I playfully touch myself in flirty ways like lightly dragging my hand across my breasts when i can tell he’s watching. At some point, I get up and begin walking back inside to the beach house...i give a willing glance and a nod. A few seconds later he gets up and follows me in...😉

Then other times I fantasize about being taken, restrained, spanked, cropped, flogged, punished for being such a naughty girl and fucked in an aggressive and primal way...it runs the gamut.;)
 
I think I used to fantasize. I was a sappy romantic who wanted a beautiful woman to fall head over heels in love with me and let me touch her naughty places. Then over time I just wanted a woman who was kind enough to let me touch her naughty places.

Now I just watch porn. I don't actually star in my fantasies because I can't believe in me getting sex from anyone. I make up characters who get laid for me. I'm amazed that I actually am NOT a virgin. Though I've not had much sex, and it's been far far far between. Maybe I basically still am. Or hallucinated it.
 
Okay, I just verified with the ex, that we did indeed have sex. It was real, it happened. She said it would be impossible to forget something so humiliating and degrading as having sex with me.
 
Okay, I just verified with the ex, that we did indeed have sex. It was real, it happened. She said it would be impossible to forget something so humiliating and degrading as having sex with me.

Bro!

Humiliation is hardcore, she was just too vanilla lol
 
Huh. Good point. I need my next girl to be kinda slutty, with low standards. I mean, really, isn't that what we're all looking for?

Noooo
But funny lmao


You a good dude, you can do better, than those insane low standard ladies
 
imma have to go work on my fantasies a bit before i can post anything worthwhile here. #waytoovanilla
 
I think I used to fantasize. I was a sappy romantic who wanted a beautiful woman to fall head over heels in love with me and let me touch her naughty places. Then over time I just wanted a woman who was kind enough to let me touch her naughty places.

Now I just watch porn. I don't actually star in my fantasies because I can't believe in me getting sex from anyone. I make up characters who get laid for me. I'm amazed that I actually am NOT a virgin. Though I've not had much sex, and it's been far far far between. Maybe I basically still am. Or hallucinated it.

What did I tell you about being a Negative Nevyn? You’re supposed to have a Positive Peter in those trousers of yours.
 
Stealing a certain husband
Monaco hooker
A complete set of Le Creuset cookware
Running my fingertip and/or tongue over every tattoo
An old school split window vw bus beach road trip tour
Calling him daddy
Apocalypse island
A garden like Trekka's

Oh hell, Suz. You complete me. Can I steal this list and add to it?

Sex on my desk at work
Amsterdam red light district: this time, done right
Cuisinart’s entire kitchen appliance line
Flicking my tongue against a nipple ring or two
Playing no limits poker with a bunch of whales and mopping the floor with them
Dancing barefoot at a cantina on the beach in Baja
Calling him Daddy, too
A return to Glover’s Atoll
A spending spree at Pottery Barn
A cop
A cowboy
An Indian... 😉
A dehydrated vegetable stash like Suz’s

imma have to go work on my fantasies a bit before i can post anything worthwhile here. #waytoovanilla

Vanilla is a legit and delicious flavor...
 
Oh hell, Suz. You complete me. Can I steal this list and add to it?

Sex on my desk at work
Amsterdam red light district: this time, done right
Cuisinart’s entire kitchen appliance line
Flicking my tongue against a nipple ring or two
Playing no limits poker with a bunch of whales and mopping the floor with them
Dancing barefoot at a cantina on the beach in Baja
Calling him Daddy, too
A return to Glover’s Atoll
A spending spree at Pottery Barn
A cop
A cowboy
An Indian... 😉

A dehydrated vegetable stash like Suz’s



Vanilla is a legit and delicious flavor...

Sounds very village people
 
Huh. Good point. I need my next girl to be kinda slutty, with low standards. I mean, really, isn't that what we're all looking for?

HELL YES!!!! PREACH!!!

In fact, remove the kinda from your sentence and add in some daddy issues and you've got the trifecta
 
What did I tell you about being a Negative Nevyn? You’re supposed to have a Positive Peter in those trousers of yours.

It's true folks, he named my penis Positive Peter. I don't know why he spends so much time thinking about my dick.
 
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