Litiquette VI

[Suz_anne]

So... I want to hear more about butt vibrators.

This could be the quote on my tombstone I've said it so often.

 

[Matthew82]

I got nothing.



Tone it down, flipper. Your humor is way over my head.



As I've aged, I'm become less tolerable... I've been told that happens by a resident expert.

I've been part of Lit as long as you've been posting Corbal. You've been funny and beautiful the entire time. But yes, we all age and put up with the BS a little less no?

 

[Matthew82]

This could be the quote on my tombstone I've said it so often.

It's how I start most dinner parties

 

[aussiegeekygal]

It's how I start most dinner parties

Go on

 

[Corbal]

I've been part of Lit as long as you've been posting Corbal. You've been funny and beautiful the entire time. But yes, we all age and put up with the BS a little less no?

I just have really good lighting and editor.

It's how I start most dinner parties

I don't know what a dinner party is... I'm southern, we just gather and eat. I don't think we call it a party.

Is this a casual thing, or like everyone gets dressed up?

I also don't actually own a dress.

I'm pre-gaming my future invites.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I just have really good lighting and editor.



I don't know what a dinner party is... I'm southern, we just gather and eat. I don't think we call it a party.

Is this a casual thing, or like everyone gets dressed up?

I also don't actually own a dress.

I'm pre-gaming my future invites.

I think as long as you turn up with an array of vibrators you'll fit right in

 

[Matthew82]

Go on

Wait..everyone doesn't get their butt vibrators out at dinner parties, turn them on after the table is cleared and have them race down from one end of the table to the next? Like the pig races at a carnival??

 

[Corbal]

Wait..everyone doesn't get their butt vibrators out at dinner parties, turn them on after the table is cleared and have them race down from one end of the table to the next? Like the pig races at a carnival??

You just won the internet.

 

[Matthew82]

I think as long as you turn up with an array of vibrators you'll fit right in

There's an entry key, duh. Like Fidelio in Eyes Wide Shut.

 

[Matthew82]

You just won the internet.

Are you people not entertained? is my usual go to at that point in the evening. If i'm the host, i have a duty to fulfill for my guests.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

You just won the internet.

And my imagination

 

[Matthew82]

I just have really good lighting and editor.



I don't know what a dinner party is... I'm southern, we just gather and eat. I don't think we call it a party.

Is this a casual thing, or like everyone gets dressed up?

I also don't actually own a dress.

I'm pre-gaming my future invites.

Your lightbulb game is spot on then ma'am.

It's as casual until butt vibe roulette gets going. That's when shit gets serious.

 

[Guyblue82]

Your lightbulb game is spot on then ma'am.

It's as casual until butt vibe roulette gets going. That's when shit gets serious.

Is there really a loser in this version of roulette?

 

[LegendaryALT]

And you can spend your entire life busting your ass to try and achieve greatness at that for which you're not well suited, and have only mediocrity to show for it.

This is why I didn't argue the literal/ not literal angle; the whole concept is just unrealistic. Yes, hard work, dedication, et al is virtuous something we all need to respect. However, applying those principles to areas of your life that can *benefit* from them is key.

You lower the hoop, it ain't the same game, and the accomplishment earns the respect of no one.
Left brain dominant people are predisposed to excel, or least achieve aptitude in things which utilize that quality. Right brain folk, the same.
I'm not going to be a great guitarist, for example; no matter how long I practice, how adept I become at hitting the notes...I'm too far left brained to be both adept *and* a creator of new art. It's the difference in being a good cover band versus an original act.

This is all getting way off topic from the confidence/ arrogance spectrum. I get the sentiment of the "be anything you want" mindset is to inspire youth to realize their potential may lie outside societal norms, gender norms; whatever. However, that idea needs tempered by honest introspection and/ or input from others as to the prudence of the idea.

Specialization is efficiency, when you specialize in that which you're well suited to excel.

Lower the hoop, was a joke, because of people being too literal


I can't refute this, because I haven't done the research

Maybe one day, when I am not busy, I'll do some research on it.



Let me drop this and let you all return to your normal lit shenanigans

 

[Matthew82]

Is there really a loser in this version of roulette?

So many factors go into that equation sir.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Maybe he's a little. No kink shaming.

Oh Suz.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

So many factors go into that equation sir.

Possibly the carpet cleaner

 

[Guyblue82]

Possibly the carpet cleaner

(moves table to hallway with tile....Cause empathy)

 

[aussiegeekygal]

(moves table to hallway with tile....Cause empathy)

Now that's an example of confidence in action

 

[The_gladiator]

Again, I agree to an extent. But there are certain things that are hard, physical limitations. A midget is never going to dunk a basketball. Someone with limited mental capacity is never going to be a physicist. A blind person is never going to play tennis.

I agree that there are certain phenoms who can do amazing things in spite of huge hurdles. Spud Webb was 5’7” and could dunk. Jim Abbot had one hand and pitched in the majors. But these people had phenomenal abilities inherent in their genetics, PLUS the tremendous amount of hard work and dedication they put on top of that.

I’m just not a believer that anyone can do anything. This does, however, seem like a good topic for tomorrow.

check your facts before you open your mouth bro

this ASSumption was also incorrect

 

[Matthew82]

Now that's an example of confidence in action

Where there is a will, there's a way.

 

[SassySheDevil]

check your facts before you open your mouth bro

this ASSumption was also incorrect

haha he's only a little shorter than I am. There's hope for me yet!! Granted I might knock myself out trying to jump.

 

[blade_rocknut]

haha he's only a little shorter than I am. There's hope for me yet!! Granted I might knock myself out trying to jump.

For the love of dear little sweet baby Jesus in the manger; we want video.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

haha he's only a little shorter than I am. There's hope for me yet!! Granted I might knock myself out trying to jump.

What if I offered to hold your...Ummmm...Nevermind.

 

[SassySheDevil]

For the love of dear little sweet baby Jesus in the manger; we want video.

Of me knocking myself out? LMAO

What if I offered to hold your...Ummmm...Nevermind.

haha that means you'd have to jump with me