Litiquette VI

[Pervy_Sage]

Can it, Captain Serious.

Show your balls or sumfin

Parker....sumfin

 

[SassySheDevil]

It’s the only thing my wife will let me buy. I’m really picky about ironing. But I don’t iron. Thus, Brooks Brothers.

Here is a pick I thought you fuckers may enjoy... this is the non French Cuffed closet of shirts. They’re all the non iron ones with the exception of a couple of fishing shirts thrown in the mix.

Are there ties that go with this lovely array of sexy shirts?

 

[blade_rocknut]

this is an interesting perspective which is difficult to dispute and probably good, practical advice. however, my entire life has been lived to the contrary. like you, i'm left brain dominant, logical, analytical, etc. but, i've had successful business and life experiences in right brain fields. mind you, not a successful as my left brain ventures, but still, wholly satisfying experiences. i'd hate to have lived my life without these experiences. i know that's not what you're saying specifically, but i took that whole, "you can be what you want to be" encouragement to heart and have enjoyed life much more fully by ignoring the boundaries specialization would have placed on me.

Well; point taken. Sounds like you made hay with the stengths, and enjoyed the challenges of stepping outside the strengths. I'd posit that's what *most* of us do in regard to hobbies, side gigs, and the like. I'll never be Johnny Cash, Townes, or Stevie Ray, but I ain't tryin' to make a living at it.

I'll never make a passable woman of myself, so I enjoy the bits of the experience I can without forgetting what I'm good at.

 

[blade_rocknut]

dude, you're about to get a ton of shit.

is this shirt confidence or shirt arrogance?

Bwahahahahaha!

Perfect!

 

[parker77]

Can it, Captain Serious.

Show your balls or sumfin

shhh, the adults are talkin'.

balls.

 

[Trekka]

I actually madea butt plug not too long ago. No shit.

*because I believe in anal prep*

yanno? in light of the current times we are living in, i interpreted this as, like, survivalism meets sex toys. like in the apocalypse, my hitachi magic wand won't have an electric source. it's smart to have some durable toys that can be stored long term in the florida heat, and require no charge! lmao.

I can loan you mine. It's not a shot gun. But this image could be way too fun to care what kind of gun it is.

gotta agree here. HW has been on fire with the machismo imagery today. my mind appreciates the mental pictures he's put in it!

Can it, Captain Serious.

Show your balls or sumfin

Humble balls only, please

 

[Trekka]

It’s the only thing my wife will let me buy. I’m really picky about ironing. But I don’t iron. Thus, Brooks Brothers.

Here is a pick I thought you fuckers may enjoy... this is the non French Cuffed closet of shirts. They’re all the non iron ones with the exception of a couple of fishing shirts thrown in the mix.

i refuse to click this link!

someone please tell me if he watermarked this one too.

 

[parker77]

Humble balls only, please

how about busted balls cause you been stompin' on 'em all day.

 

[Trekka]

how about busted balls cause you been stompin' on 'em all day.

Bahahaha! I think in our case, Parker, it's mutual.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

how about busted balls cause you been stompin' on 'em all day.

Don’t you have callouses em yet? This has been happening for years already.

 

[parker77]

Bahahaha! I think in our case, Parker, it's mutual.

i could always return to fawning.

i don't want no trouble.

 

[parker77]

Don’t you have callouses em yet? This has been happening for years already.

apparently, i'm easy fodder for abuse. who knew?

 

[Corbal]

i could always return to fawning.

i don't want no trouble.

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I am losing my mind with your lowercase 'i' situation, bro.

 

[Guyblue82]

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I am losing my mind with your lowercase 'i' situation, bro.

Also, is that a double negative? Trouble lover

 

[Corbal]

Also, is that a double negative? Trouble lover

No, you're mistaken.

That's your dick measurement.

 

[Suz_anne]

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I am losing my mind with your lowercase 'i' situation, bro.

Maybe he's a little. No kink shaming.

 

[tnman03]

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I am losing my mind with your lowercase 'i' situation, bro.

So...no e.e. cummings for you?

 

[parker77]

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I am losing my mind with your lowercase 'i' situation, bro.

You're pretty damn funny. In the decade or so I've been here, I've almost never used upper case letters, and finally, today, it's wearing you out? For you, see what I've done.

Holymotherfuckingshit. You shoulda told me years ago.

 

[parker77]

So...no e.e. cummings for you?

Well, it's easy enough to understand that I'm no e.e. cummings.

 

[parker77]

Maybe he's a little. No kink shaming.

You mean like a little more, right?

 

[Corbal]

Maybe he's a little. No kink shaming.

I got nothing.

So...no e.e. cummings for you?

Tone it down, flipper. Your humor is way over my head.

You're pretty damn funny. In the decade or so I've been here, I've almost never used upper case letters, and finally, today, it's wearing you out? For you, see what I've done.

Holymotherfuckingshit. You shoulda told me years ago.

As I've aged, I'm become less tolerable... I've been told that happens by a resident expert.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You fucking color sort your shirts.... or your wife does. Either way, I approve.

Also, get the corn cob out of your ass. Who wants to wear those fucking things everyday?

I coordinate my shirts. I mean, if I’m in a hurry and I need a Cobalt Blue dress shirt and I only have a few minutes, I don’t want to be stuck sorting through a thousand shirts in order to try to find the right one. Walk in my closet... eyes go to the blue section and bam!

I like wearing dress shirts. I don’t wear them as much as I used to, but I wore dress shirts to work since I was 18. My first job required a shirt and a tie. The corn cob will remain up there.

dude, you're about to get a ton of shit.

is this shirt confidence or shirt arrogance?

Not as much as I get when I post my shoe closet.

Are there ties that go with this lovely array of sexy shirts?

Yes. That’s in my suit, shoe, French cuffed shirt and tie closet. That’s in another room.

i refuse to click this link!

someone please tell me if he watermarked this one too.

Yes. Brooks Brothers watermarked it with their sheep logo. Which shirt was your favourite?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Maybe he's a little. No kink shaming.

Well played.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

So... I want to hear more about butt vibrators.

 

[blade_rocknut]

Popped back in between chapters in my TG porn story....got a good chuckle! epic exchange