Litiquette VI

[Lord Pmann]

I cannot do all the maths. Especially once it gets into the 20-o-clocks.
Also you are neither military, nor British.

First off, I’m (practically) Seal Team 6. Badass. I can kill a person with my dick. Or at least make their pee burn.

Secondly, I am sorry maths are hard.

He is a lord, though

Thanks for recognizing my royalty. People always say I’m a Royal something.

 

[Trekka]

Ummmm it’s Wednesday.
But that’s none of my business.

Wait- what?!

Laughing my blonde ass off.

It is, isn’t it?

Omfg.

 

[parker77]

Ummmm it’s Wednesday.
But that’s none of my business.

Deja vu from another thread...”as if anyone know when it’s Thursday anymore.”

It’s weird quoting myself.

 

[Guyblue82]

Wait- what?!

Laughing my blonde ass off.

It is, isn’t it?

Omfg.

It’s Thursday for more than half the world.... you’re good.


Pmann... just going to leave this hear if you need it, you know, being royalty: https://www.historyanswers.co.uk/kings-queens/the-dangers-of-royal-inbreeding/

 

[Trekka]

Deja vu from another thread...”as if anyone know when it’s Thursday anymore.”

It’s weird quoting myself.

Oh god.
I truly had no idea it was Wednesday.
I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Wait- what?!

Laughing my blonde ass off.

It is, isn’t it?

Omfg.

Thanks to all the men of Litiquette for posting pics and making Wank Wednesday great!

 

[SassySheDevil]

ITS THURSDAY AGAIN!

It might as well be!!! I'm going to enjoy a nice beverage and apparently start combing this thread for defaultails

Default even sorta tried to correct you Trekka.

 

[default24]

Default even sorta tried to correct you Trekka.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Wait- what?!

Laughing my blonde ass off.

It is, isn’t it?

Omfg.

Here I was thinking you were being ironic all damned day

 

[Lord Pmann]

It’s Thursday for more than half the world.... you’re good.


Pmann... just going to leave this hear if you need it, you know, being royalty: https://www.historyanswers.co.uk/kings-queens/the-dangers-of-royal-inbreeding/

Don’t hate on my bloodline. Haters always be jealous.

 

[Lord Pmann]

It’s apparent why Trekka can’t handle military time... she has trouble with the seven days of the week. Subtraction with a 12... whoa.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Actually, I use an English measurement calendar. None of this metric year bullshit.

That actually got me to gaffaw.

You're absurd.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

It’s apparent why Trekka can’t handle military time... she has trouble with the seven days of the week. Subtraction with a 12... whoa.

We were texting, you can blame her slight miscalculation on being distracted.
Guilty.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Evening, folks.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Evening, folks.

Tell us, what is your preferred timekeeping option?

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Tell us, what is your preferred timekeeping option?

Lol. I have a pocket watch.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Tell us, what is your preferred timekeeping option?

And unit of measure?
How quick can you convert Fahrenheit to Celsius?
Do you use your knuckles to know which months have 30 days?

There might be other questions to follow.

 

[Trekka]

It’s apparent why Trekka can’t handle military time... she has trouble with the seven days of the week. Subtraction with a 12... whoa.

My point exactly.

Tell us, what is your preferred timekeeping option?

A visual calendar like they have in kindergarten classrooms.
Apparently.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

And unit of measure?
How quick can you convert Fahrenheit to Celsius?
Do you use your knuckles to know which months have 30 days?

There might be other questions to follow.

Metric System
Fairly.
It’s one of my party tricks.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Lol. I have a pocket watch.

I 100% love this answer

Of course you do.

I'm so glad to see you today, by the way. Welcome home, friend

 

[Pervy_Sage]

I 100% love this answer

Of course you do.

I'm so glad to see you today, by the way. Welcome home, friend

Thank you, love. It’s so good to see you.

 

[blade_rocknut]

Also, bigger man = bigger larynx* = deeper voice

* = bigger dick

My ex brother in law is like 6-7. A fucking giant, and has a voice like a 12 year old. It's really, really disturbing. Never peeped his peen, but literally all in the family who weren't married to him are certain he's gay and married for a cover act.

Also has small, clammy hands.

 

[Rapha1979]

Also has small, clammy hands.

Eewww! Clammy hands freak me out. I’ve never shaken hands with anyone with clammy hands and left the encounter thinking ‘there’s a person I’d like to go for a beer with’.

 

[parker77]

A visual calendar like they have in kindergarten classrooms. Apparently.

I have a suggestion. I think that since Pmann is so good at keeping track of time, he should include in his morning routine sending you a PM informing you of the day of the week. Maybe he could make it a little haiku or verse or something just to make it more entertaining. That’d be nice wouldn’t it? Like your own private public service announcement!

 

[Daisy_Love]

Eewww! Clammy hands freak me out. I’ve never shaken hands with anyone with clammy hands and left the encounter thinking ‘there’s a person I’d like to go for a beer with’.

A limp handshake is just as bad, freaks me out
But a limp handshake and clammy hands *shudders*