Litiquette VI

How close do you think Literotica reflects your real life?

  • 100%, The way I interact here is exactly how I interact in real life

    Votes: 39 20.2%
  • 0%, Are you crazy. Literotica is as far away from my real life as anything could possibly be and I l

    Votes: 24 12.4%
  • 50%, It's close to my real life, at least how I interact publicly

    Votes: 43 22.3%
  • 50% I'm far more kinky, naughty, filthy here than I am in real life.

    Votes: 87 45.1%

  • Total voters
    193
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Well you obviously have a way with getting them to take their clothes off. :p

Lol. I swear this is the truth tho: show me a man in a white T-shirt and jeans assembling furniture and *sploosh*

You hear about the big hands, or big feet thing. But not enough people are talking about larynx size

I’m an expert. Trust me. The bigger the larynx the deeper the voice (think piccolo versus tuba!) and the bigger the body parts in general... yanno... ;)

I think he even mighta said something about a little tease video clip.

My girl!

Some would say there's chub in the water....

^we have a winner!
 
I played the trumpet in high school?

So you have buccal and labial endurance. You should promote this fact more.

Mercy me, you look mighty debonair.

And scrumptious. 😋

He does clean up nice, doesn’t he :)

haha I love that you are the one to ask him to prove it. :D

One of my all time favorites!! Jeans and white t shirt. :heart:

That’s what we all live about him 💙

Jeans and a white tee on a man doing stuff. Mmhmm!!

For my bachelorette party, I begged and begged - no strippers! All I wanted was some dudes to come over in jeans and build stuff while I watched.

I was outvoted.

If I ever get married again though... !
 
The evolution of Litequitte thread:

08:00- Pmann posts a brilliant and thoughtful question

09:00- People think on this question and their minds are stimulated.

09:30-13:30- People post thoughtful responses.

14:00- Corbal and Aussie finally wake up. They move over the pile of midgets in their bed and grab their phones. Their presence causes chaos.

14:01- Guys get erections and start trying to court Corbal and AGG, not realizing they are men.

19:00- The sun goes down and the hoors come out. They also make fun of Pmann a lot.

20:00- Pmann goes to sleep to get his beauty rest.

20:01- This place loses every ounce of class it had.
 
The evolution of Litequitte thread:

08:00- Pmann posts a brilliant and thoughtful question

09:00- People think on this question and their minds are stimulated.

09:30-13:30- People post thoughtful responses.

14:00- Corbal and Aussie finally wake up. They move over the pile of midgets in their bed and grab their phones. Their presence causes chaos.

14:01- Guys get erections and start trying to court Corbal and AGG, not realizing they are men.

19:00- The sun goes down and the hoors come out. They also make fun of Pmann a lot.

20:00- Pmann goes to sleep to get his beauty rest.

20:01- This place loses every ounce of class it had.

Why the flying fuck are you using military time?!
 
The teacher always said I had great embouchure and that girls would love that some day.

That teacher was not wrong. Slightly inappropriate, but not wrong.

Lemme know if you ever require an oral motor exam.
 
I love what you do with your words and your mouth

If only you could feel what she can do with her tongue.

Because I use it all the time. Do you need a conversion chart?

I cannot do all the maths. Especially once it gets into the 20-o-clocks.
Also you are neither military, nor British.

Wait, are we dressing up or dressing down?

I ❤️ That all the men are posting pics!
Thursday’s are the best.
 
The evolution of Litequitte thread:

08:00- Pmann posts a brilliant and thoughtful question

09:00- People think on this question and their minds are stimulated.

09:30-13:30- People post thoughtful responses.

14:00- Corbal and Aussie finally wake up. They move over the pile of midgets in their bed and grab their phones. Their presence causes chaos.

14:01- Guys get erections and start trying to court Corbal and AGG, not realizing they are men.

19:00- The sun goes down and the hoors come out. They also make fun of Pmann a lot.

20:00- Pmann goes to sleep to get his beauty rest.

20:01- This place loses every ounce of class it had.

This is highly inaccurate and would never hold up in court.
 
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