Litiquette VI

[SMNaughtywife]

I appreciate the reason you left it up there you lovable, little skank. Pmann watermarked pics?? Haha, Ohhhh my god. I hit aussie's post and now I have two reasons for why tonight is so great. Sweet Jesus. I have a question for you: how often do you think I have pants on when I'm on this site?

Always. I’m going with sweatpants with a tie string. And your hand in various movement positions.

I should add, if you’re feeling the need for an ego stroke - post a damn pic for a little bit.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Always. I’m going with sweatpants with a tie string. And your hand in various movement positions.

I should add, if you’re feeling the need to ego stroking - post a damn pic for a little bit.

Nods enthusiastically

 

[default24]

Is that really the question you want us to answer?

I'd really like to know why we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway

And does it even matter...

Hahaha, it absolutely doesn't!

Always. I’m going with sweatpants with a tie string. And your hand in various movement positions.

This is entirely too accurate. I think you've seen too much

 

[default24]

Always. I’m going with sweatpants with a tie string. And your hand in various movement positions.

I should add, if you’re feeling the need for an ego stroke - post a damn pic for a little bit.

Nods enthusiastically

Fine, you win

 

[Trekka]

Bingo!!!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Did you find the Pmann watermarked pics? Or did he take them down?
I kinda just wanna see the watermark. Like realllly bad.

PS take off your pants.

The pmann watermarked pic was from a professional photographer at some friend’s ritzy wedding where I played. The classless fuckers here have wedding photographs shot with disposable cameras. I posted another pic of the same outfit, lest my trust be questioned.

And... no.

 

[catherinewheel77]

There’s actually a study I read some years back... I remember the details only vaguely, so I hope I get most of this right. But a tribal cultural was watched. Much of their community time socializing was done after sundown. So, initially seeing the person talking was not an option. The men with the deeper voices ended up with far more sexual partners than those men with higher pitched voices.

I’m not remotely surprised by that outcome.

I just can’t fathom any woman preferring a man who sounds like Elmo.

 

[Trekka]

Uh, yeah...

There's a few pages of suit porn (if they're still up).

The men were on fire tonight. I'm still waiting for more fancy pics *

I MISSED SUIT PORN?!
This is tragic.
*sobs*
For real tho.

I appreciate the reason you left it up there you lovable, little skank. Pmann watermarked pics?? Haha, Ohhhh my god. I hit aussie's post and now I have two reasons for why tonight is so great. Sweet Jesus. I have a question for you: how often do you think I have pants on when I'm on this site?

I just like commanding you to take off your pants in public. It’s like how I say hello to you. Like a secret knock or handshake.

The pmann watermarked pic was from a professional photographer at some friend’s ritzy wedding where I played. The classless fuckers here have wedding photographs shot with disposable cameras. I posted another pic of the same outfit, lest my trust be questioned.

Blah blah blah blah ...

Watermarker of Pics! You’ve hit a whole new level of comedy today.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Fine, you win

Yeah, that works for me. Slips my hand under yours for a minute or two.

 

[Trekka]

I’m not remotely surprised by that outcome.

I just can’t fathom any woman preferring a man who sounds like Elmo.

Also, bigger man = bigger larynx* = deeper voice

* = bigger dick

 

[Guyblue82]

I’m not remotely surprised by that outcome.

I just can’t fathom any woman preferring a man who sounds like Elmo.

Yet some are hypnotically drawn to them by a deep need to tickle

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Yeah, that works for me. Slips my hand under yours for a minute or two.

Goes back in to check where his hand is

well played

 

[SassySheDevil]

Also, bigger man = bigger larynx* = deeper voice

* = bigger dick

You do realize every "smaller" man will now be in here defending their dick size right?

 

[Trekka]

You do realize every "smaller" man will now be in here defending their dick size right?

Fingers crossed for photographic evidence

 

[Lord Pmann]

Blah blah blah blah ...

Watermarker of Pics! You’ve hit a whole new level of comedy today.

I didn’t watermark them. The photographer did. Probably so I could be used as a stock photo.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You do realize every "smaller" man will now be in here defending their dick size right?

Or better yet, the girls will come defend their smaller men’s dicks.

 

[Suz_anne]

defaulty brings all the girls to the yard...

And he's already posting pics? This has been a GREAT day in Litiquette.

 

[default24]

I just like commanding you to take off your pants in public. It’s like how I say hello to you. Like a secret knock or handshake.

Wanna shake something else?

Yeah, that works for me. Slips my hand under yours for a minute or two.

Yes. Please.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Fingers crossed for photographic evidence

Well you obviously have a way with getting them to take their clothes off.

 

[default24]

Also, bigger man = bigger larynx* = deeper voice

* = bigger dick

You hear about the big hands, or big feet thing. But not enough people are talking about larynx size

 

[default24]

defaulty brings all the girls to the yard...

And he's already posting pics? This has been a GREAT day in Litiquette.

SUUUUUZZZ! Gangs all here

 

[Dribble]

Or better yet, the girls will come defend their smaller men’s dicks.

Classic wasnt it?

 

[SMNaughtywife]

defaulty brings all the girls to the yard...

And he's already posting pics? This has been a GREAT day in Litiquette.

I think he even mighta said something about a little tease video clip.

 

[Guyblue82]

defaulty brings all the girls to the yard...

And he's already posting pics? This has been a GREAT day in Litiquette.

Some would say there's chub in the water....

 

[Lord Pmann]

Classic wasnt it?

One of my favourite moments ever.