Litiquette VI

[Trekka]

It’s literally the same thing as one of those sheets! Brilliant.

Also coffee filters.

Please, please, dear lord, tell me Pmann uses Clinique products to dab oil from his face.

Turn Ons: Very predictable and I’ll bet everyone here knows what they are! I challenge some of y’all to write them for me.

Turn Offs: Body-hairless men. Plain Jane women with nondescript faces.

 

[Cthulhu1138]

Looking over the lists that ladies have provided, it is no wonder I occupy the level of popularity that I do.

Thankfully, since I rarely show my face y'all cannot see my messed up teeth or smell the BO, so I actually rank higher than I deserve.


I remember in my callow youth a friend positing a ranking system for women.[ Yes, it is a horrible, stupid idea. ]
Still, I was curious about his metrics.

It was ridiculous not only because it started at 70 and went to 100 (?!) But another friend and I screamed at him when he said that 'personality does not affect the scores."

Attitude and personality are crucial for me.
Which is to say an attitude and personality that I enjoy experiencing.

Oh, and a pulse. Super important to have a pulse.

Hmmm...while I'm nitpicking, a woman also needs to be breathing on her own for me to be in to her.

 

[parker77]

Turn Ons: Very predictable and I’ll bet everyone here knows what they are! I challenge some of y’all to write them for me.

I have zero idea. You'll have to recruit other assistance.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Looking over the lists that ladies have provided, it is no wonder I occupy the level of popularity that I do.

Thankfully, since I rarely show my face y'all cannot see my messed up teeth or smell the BO, so I actually rank higher than I deserve.


I remember in my callow youth a friend positing a ranking system for women.[ Yes, it is a horrible, stupid idea. ]
Still, I was curious about his metrics.

It was ridiculous not only because it started at 70 and went to 100 (?!) But another friend and I screamed at him when he said that 'personality does not affect the scores."

Attitude and personality are crucial for me.
Which is to say an attitude and personality that I enjoy experiencing.

Oh, and a pulse. Super important to have a pulse.

Hmmm...while I'm nitpicking, a woman also needs to be breathing on her own for me to be in to her.

Your hair is the kind of hair I was talking about.
*swoon*

 

[Cthulhu1138]

My hair looks like a toilet seat cover?

Should I be offended by that?!

 

[Lonelywife1205]

My hair looks like a toilet seat cover?

Should I be offended by that?!

Haha no. You have the sexiest hair maybe ever.

 

[Richard_C]

Also coffee filters.

Please, please, dear lord, tell me Pmann uses Clinique products to dab oil from his face.

Turn Ons: Very predictable and I’ll bet everyone here knows what they are! I challenge some of y’all to write them for me.

Turn Offs: Body-hairless men. Plain Jane women with nondescript faces.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ETrW90dWkAY1Jwe.jpg

 

[hotwords229_A]

First of all (and most importantly) I love the pics from yesterday.

Now onto to judging women for their bodies . . .

I love boobs, as Pmann said, but it is important to point out that there is no need for them to be huge boobs. Smaller boobs have a strong place in my heart and in my hands and mouth. I also love short women. I love their legs, even though they usually complain that their legs are “too meaty” I think they’re hot and sexy.

As Cthulhu said, attitude is key and is a big turn on for me. I like kindness and positivity to go along with those awesome boobs and meaty legs. And someone who can laugh shamelessly.

Turn offs: not a fan of the tats, bad breath ruins everything, political bias (from any party) and an excessive affinity for cats over dogs—big red flag.

And as Sexybritches said, this can all go out the window for the right person. Attraction can’t be put into list form.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Turn Ons: Very predictable and I’ll bet everyone here knows what they are! I challenge some of y’all to write them for me.

I’m thinking you enjoyed the movie Aquaman and not because of your affinity for comic book movies.

 

[StacyLeigh]

My question is... what physical things just turn you on? What things turn you off? And the deeper question- when did these things become a “thing” for you?

Turn-ons: Tall and brooding, looking nice in a suit, clean/cares about his appearance, strong legs, cute butt, kind eyes

But all that can go out the window if he's self-confident, charming, intelligent, and funny (yes, all 4). As a friend pointed out recently, intelligence without charm or humor is awful.

Turn-offs: smoking, bad teeth, unkept, short, weak, an affinity for Affliction t-shirts.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Looking over the lists that ladies have provided, it is no wonder I occupy the level of popularity that I do.

This is the quote of the day.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Related question....

Stacy’s list just reminded me of something I would like to ask everyone’s opinion on.

I used to work with a guy who was the most arrogant, douchy asshole I’ve ever met. Like, just a vile, miserable human being. But, he always always had a girlfriend, a really hot one. He was above average looking, but his personality made him a total loser in my eyes. One day I asked a coworker why they thought this twatwaffle had no trouble finding a date and they said it was because he was tall. He was probably 6’2”.

So my question is....does it really matter that much? Do tall men have an advantage? Do tall people in general? Is it the same for women?

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Related question....

Stacy’s list just reminded me of something I would like to ask everyone’s opinion on.

I used to work with a guy who was the most arrogant, douchy asshole I’ve ever met. Like, just a vile, miserable human being. But, he always always had a girlfriend, a really hot one. He was above average looking, but his personality made him a total loser in my eyes. One day I asked a coworker why they thought this twatwaffle had no trouble finding a date and they said it was because he was tall. He was probably 6’2”.

So my question is....does it really matter that much? Do tall men have an advantage? Do tall people in general? Is it the same for women?

Okay...this in of itself may be bad litiquette because I’m not responding to answer your question. I just wanted to award you 5 bonus points for using the word twatwaffle. I have never heard it and I must say it’s absolutely glorious.

Back to your regularly scheduled discussion.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Please, please, dear lord, tell me Pmann uses Clinique products to dab oil from his face.

I may or may not have married someone who used to be a Clinique girl. I may or may not have a few Clinique products. But they have Clinique For Men!

For me-

Turn Ons: Big boobs. Curvy figure. Girl Next Door face. Typically brunette, but it’s not a big deal. Clinique treated skin.

Turn Offs: Super skinny girls. I’m 800lbs and I would crush her. Smoking. Northeastern accents.

But obviously, this is all just first glance stuff. I’m pretty sure I would be okay with or without some of these. But the initial thing... big boobs and a pretty face... you’ve got me. I’ll give you my 401k.

 

[StacyLeigh]

Related question....

Stacy’s list just reminded me of something I would like to ask everyone’s opinion on.

I used to work with a guy who was the most arrogant, douchy asshole I’ve ever met. Like, just a vile, miserable human being. But, he always always had a girlfriend, a really hot one. He was above average looking, but his personality made him a total loser in my eyes. One day I asked a coworker why they thought this twatwaffle had no trouble finding a date and they said it was because he was tall. He was probably 6’2”.

So my question is....does it really matter that much? Do tall men have an advantage? Do tall people in general? Is it the same for women?

In the case of the twatwaffle (nice name, btw) I don't think it's all about height. I think shallow attractive people attract shallow attractive people.

Height matters to me because I'm short. If a guy is shorter than me, he's damn near a midget But I think height gives a man a bit of dominance/confidence - even if he's faking it.

 

[Lord Pmann]

So my question is....does it really matter that much? Do tall men have an advantage? Do tall people in general? Is it the same for women?

In general, I believe so. I’m not necessarily saying it’s just because of their height. But I’ve heard lots of women say they wouldn’t date a man shorter than them. So it matters to an extent. Especially when you’re tall like a couple of the girls in here.

I’m 5’11” or 6’ with heels. I don’t think I’ve ever not been liked because of my height. But I’m tall enough, I suppose. And I have a winning personality.

 

[catherinewheel77]

High talkers. There’s nothing more sexually deflating than a man with an effeminate voice.

Egads.

 

[Sundayschild]

People who say egads...

 

[Cthulhu1138]

As a short man, yes, our society (and the women therein) totes magotes value height.

I remember a line from a Peter Benchley novel with a tall guy as on of the protagonists. He is tall and likes to exert power over others by standing very close to other people to accentuate his height and power over them.

After reading that, I always make sure that there is at least a half meter between me and other people when I speak to them, a full meter if they are males who are taller.

I concur that shallow attractive people are drawn to their own.

 

[Cthulhu1138]

This is the quote of the day.

You realize I know that I am at the bottom of most lists, right?

 

[Daisy_Love]

I’m short so a guy shorter than me as Stacy said would indeed be a near midget. I do think there is a certain presence with a tall guy but he has to have the personality to go with it.
If he’s an arsehole he’s still an arsehole, tall or not!

 

[Lonelywife1205]

High talkers. There’s nothing more sexually deflating than a man with an effeminate voice.

Egads.

True. One time I was kind of into someone and then we voice chatted and his voice was a lady boner killer. *
I’ll also agree with Pmann on the NE accents. Give me a southern accent or a British/Australian accent any day of the week.

 

[Daisy_Love]

True. One time I was kind of into someone and then we voice chatted and his voice was a lady boner killer. *
I’ll also agree with Pmann on the NE accents. Give me a southern accent or a British/Australian accent any day of the week.

Oh that made me
I can imagine it being pretty disappointing

 

[Corbal]

Looking over the lists that ladies have provided, it is no wonder I occupy the level of popularity that I do.

Thankfully, since I rarely show my face y'all cannot see my messed up teeth or smell the BO, so I actually rank higher than I deserve.


I remember in my callow youth a friend positing a ranking system for women.[ Yes, it is a horrible, stupid idea. ]
Still, I was curious about his metrics.

It was ridiculous not only because it started at 70 and went to 100 (?!) But another friend and I screamed at him when he said that 'personality does not affect the scores."

Attitude and personality are crucial for me.
Which is to say an attitude and personality that I enjoy experiencing.

Oh, and a pulse. Super important to have a pulse.

Hmmm...while I'm nitpicking, a woman also needs to be breathing on her own for me to be in to her.

So, now I get it. You haven’t asked to make out with me yet because of my horrible attitude.

Rude.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ETrW90dWkAY1Jwe.jpg

This made me laugh. Stupidly.

My sense of humor is that of a 5 year old.

I’m short so a guy shorter than me as Stacy said would indeed be a near midget. I do think there is a certain presence with a tall guy but he has to have the personality to go with it.
If he’s an arsehole he’s still an arsehole, tall or not!

I’m a hair over six feet tall and have dated men taller and shorter than me. I have never given two fucks about a man’s height. What I do care about is short men with little man syndrome. Drives. Me. Bananas. Few things have the capability of making me more mad.

 

[parker77]

Tall people have an advantage with people who prefer tall mates. AGG is a good example. She's like, what, 6' 10"? She professes to have no interest in men shorter than she is. So, yeah, NBA players have an advantage with her. To extrapolate from that example that tall men have an advantage over shorter men when it comes to appealing to women in general might be a mistake.

I could find no definitive study of this matter, but it's a difficult question. Tall and short are subjective terms and mean something different to each person. I think of truly tall as 6' 8" or something. Somebody else may say tall is 6' 1". So, there is really no way to answer this question definitively.

I did, however, find a study where the female participants were asked about their preference of height in a man compared to their own height. College age women preferred a man taller than themselves 55% to 45%, while women in their 30s and older split evenly on the matter.