Litiquette VI

[dashie33]

I'm not sure. I better study how hard their nipples are for a few more hours to determine their arousal levels.

There was an experiment in Britain decades ago in which they tried to discover if women became aroused by watching pornography. In order to determine moisture levels in the vagina, they inserted this huge, scary metal probe in there.

 

[85Ironman]

(W)hat behaviours at Lit drive you crazy? Lit Pet Peeves, if you will. What goes on here that just makes you want to roll your eyes? Or groan in a non-sexy way?

Blade put it well - "Vagueposting" is a major LitPeeve.

Please note that this should not be confused with "Vagposting".

The latter would NOT be a LitPeeve for me.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I can handle the passive aggressive posts, those type of people are ... well, it doesn’t matter. Easily tuned out.
Mean and spiteful attacks on people are uncalled for. Find a different way to channel your anger and underlying issues of unhappiness. Find a hobby. Eat more fruit. Yoga. Something.
My biggest one - being naïve. And then chasing your tail on justifying that behavior. Can’t handle it. Simply can’t.
It’s like hearing nails scratch on a chalkboard.
Gotta log out. Removes myself from shit show.
Hops back into my RL when north is still north.
Ahhhh.... all better now.

Sometimes if it’s soooo absurd, I’ll text Trekka. We have our 30 second laughing wtf rant and then get sidetracked on more important matters.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I'm not sure. I better study how hard their nipples are for a few more hours to determine their arousal levels.

This! Yes. Hardness in nipples is key.
You’re a smart cookie. Very observant too.
Did I mention hot?

 

[blade_rocknut]

This! Yes. Hardness in nipples is key.
You’re a smart cookie. Very observant too.
Did I mention hot?

Noting the above, any detail you provide to key us in on the nipple situation next time you and Trekka do the lezzy things would exponentially increase the degree to which we enjoy it, and decrease the likelihood that we'll perceive it as fabricated pandering.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Blade- you're spot on about the passive aggressive shit. When i see those, I like to try to get to the root of the issue and see if we can get names and such. I don't like the passive aggressive style anyway. So, I get to pester the passive aggressive person and potentially get some names. Win/win for me.

Thanks HotWords for seeing my performance art style of entertaining trolls. I try to make it a sport.

Ghosting- this is an interesting one. Mainly because, if i were a ghost, I wouldn't not message people or ignore them. I would haunt them.

My pet peeves is the figurative buttlickers. The literal ones are cool. But those that lick everyone's ass. I think it's particularly prevalent on the Am Pics board. They're a different breed of people- the followers, not the pic posters. They're just different. They will lick any ass that posts. Doesn't matter what. I just don't like that. It's stinky of desperation. Everything that is posted is amazing and a beautiful thought and sniff sniff sniff. I'm not talking about flirting or whatever.

In the same vein, white knights. They're a lot like the ass lickers. But they're a little different. They run from their mother's basements, come in on their Minecraft horses and defend every girl who might have a negative comment thrown their way.

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/011/869/internet_white_knight_colored_4350.jpg

 

[Lord Pmann]

Noting the above, any detail you provide to key us in on the nipple situation next time you and Trekka do the lezzy things would exponentially increase the degree to which we enjoy it, and decrease the likelihood that we'll perceive it as fabricated pandering.

Let the record redlect- I authenticate their lezzing out as real, with the Pmann Dual Clam of Authenticity. Theirs was never in the pandering category.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Noting the above, any detail you provide to key us in on the nipple situation next time you and Trekka do the lezzy things would exponentially increase the degree to which we enjoy it, and decrease the likelihood that we'll perceive it as fabricated pandering.

Do I sense some jealousy in his whole lezzy pandering speculation?
Hmmmm?
I think so.
Never imaged our shenanigans would cause such a stir, I mean shit. We were this close to having our own thread topic. A show down of convincing the flat earthers, anti vaxers. Looks around. Who else.
A game of thumb war?
Slaps your ass.
And this lezzy word is horrid. Its rights above clam lappers. Come on now.

Books airline ticket for a long weekend away.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Sometimes if it’s soooo absurd, I’ll text Trekka. We have our 30 second laughing wtf rant and then get sidetracked on more important matters.

I think the Naughty & Trekka Text Files would make for a very entertaining thread.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Hotwords and I did a fuck your partner in 10 posts or less some time ago

I'm pretty sure there was an NDA signed. I'm calling my lawyer!

 

[The_gladiator]

I'm pretty sure there was an NDA signed. I'm calling my lawyer!

But they all saw.... you crack me up. I love your humor sir.

 

[hotwords229_A]

But they all saw.... you crack me up. I love your humor sir.

To clarify, it was a Naked Dick Aggreement.

 

[The_gladiator]

To clarify, it was a Naked Dick Aggreement.

Is that where you agree to not use a condom?

 

[parker77]

I think the Naughty & Trekka Text Files would make for a very entertaining thread.

you might be on to something. then again, there is a such a thing as too much information.

 

[hotwords229_A]

you might be on to something. then again, there is a such a thing as too much information.

I'd risk it.

 

[tnman03]

I think the Naughty & Trekka Text Files would make for a very entertaining thread.

you might be on to something. then again, there is a such a thing as too much information.

I'd risk it.

If it involves SMN & Trekka shenanigans than things'll sure never be boring. And some risks cry out to be taken just for the hell of finding out how much mischief is going to ensue.

 

[blade_rocknut]

Books airline ticket for a long weekend away.

I'm down her way, too; ya know.

I don't trust PMann's authentication methods.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'm down her way, too; ya know.

I don't trust PMann's authentication methods.

I was the official Titty Authenticator of Lit. There's no reason to question my qualifications.

 

[tnman03]

Blade- you're spot on about the passive aggressive shit. When i see those, I like to try to get to the root of the issue and see if we can get names and such. I don't like the passive aggressive style anyway. So, I get to pester the passive aggressive person and potentially get some names. Win/win for me.

Thanks HotWords for seeing my performance art style of entertaining trolls. I try to make it a sport.

Ghosting- this is an interesting one. Mainly because, if i were a ghost, I wouldn't not message people or ignore them. I would haunt them.

My pet peeves is the figurative buttlickers. The literal ones are cool. But those that lick everyone's ass. I think it's particularly prevalent on the Am Pics board. They're a different breed of people- the followers, not the pic posters. They're just different. They will lick any ass that posts. Doesn't matter what. I just don't like that. It's stinky of desperation. Everything that is posted is amazing and a beautiful thought and sniff sniff sniff. I'm not talking about flirting or whatever.

In the same vein, white knights. They're a lot like the ass lickers. But they're a little different. They run from their mother's basements, come in on their Minecraft horses and defend every girl who might have a negative comment thrown their way.

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/011/869/internet_white_knight_colored_4350.jpg

You might not recall but a few years ago your nemesis Chris Michaels did a rather lengthy multiple post screed here in the PG on White Knighting. He also did one pertaining to online Lust vs Love as well. Both of those were quite good and thought-provoking. But yes, the WK thing can get out of hand sometimes.

 

[parker77]

I'd risk it.

i figured you would.

i’m takin’ powder. you can have twice the fun with me on the lamb.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You might not recall but a few years ago your nemesis Chris Michaels did a rather lengthy multiple post screed here in the PG on White Knighting. He also did one pertaining to online Lust vs Love as well. Both of those were quite good and thought-provoking. But yes, the WK thing can get out of hand sometimes.

Why is Chris my nemesis? I like Chris. In fact, he's one of the few guys with whom I've exchanged PMs. Sorry to disappoint, there was no sword fighting going on there.

The WK thing is the worst to me. I just, as the millenials like to say, "can't even". My ability to "even" with those types is not there.

 

[hotwords229_A]

The WK thing is the worst to me. I just, as the millenials like to say, "can't even". My ability to "even" with those types is not there.

I think we (dudes) all have that “protect the Queen” thing, it’s biological. But do you think the White Knight inclination is possibly a sign of not really knowing women that well?

Or is it a Beta Male, “look how woke I am, because I understand women so well” issue?

Some Damsels are more distressing than distressed and should be left tied to the train tracks (my opinion, but I can be a dick). If she needs to be defended on an erotic message board how will she get through real life without you? How will she handle the really difficult things like getting junk mail and a low battery warning if you’re not there to protect her?

I’m definitely a “protect the Queen” kind of guy, but only if she needs help.

Personally, I think real broads are tough and tough broads are hot.

 

[The_gladiator]

I think we (dudes) all have that “protect the Queen” thing, it’s biological. But do you think the White Knight inclination is possibly a sign of not really knowing women that well?

Or is it a Beta Male, “look how woke I am, because I understand women so well” issue?

Some Damsels are more distressing than distressed and should be left tied to the train tracks (my opinion, but I can be a dick). If she needs to be defended on an erotic message board how will she get through real life without you? How will she handle the really difficult things like getting junk mail and a low battery warning if you’re not there to protect her?

I’m definitely a “protect the Queen” kind of guy, but only if she needs help.

Personally, I think real broads are tough and tough broads are hot.

I’ve sat here for a while before I posted trying to decide if I qualified as a white knight. I have decided that I am not sure that I exactly am, because I tend to speak up to defend people regardless of gender. I like to see myself as a voice of reason, but who knows some might see that as white knightish, and maybe I just have to make peace with that. But I really was thinking about it.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I’ve sat here for a while before I posted trying to decide if I qualified as a white knight. I have decided that I am not sure that I exactly am, because I tend to speak up to defend people regardless of gender. I like to see myself as a voice of reason, but who knows some might see that as white knightish, and maybe I just have to make peace with that. But I really was thinking about it.

I think if you’re asking the question then you are probably safe. The best parents are the ones who wonder if they are terrible parents.

I also should have added that the strongest women are the ones who say they don’t feel strong. Again, my opinion, but again, I can be a dick!

 

[tnman03]

I think we (dudes) all have that “protect the Queen” thing, it’s biological. But do you think the White Knight inclination is possibly a sign of not really knowing women that well?

Or is it a Beta Male, “look how woke I am, because I understand women so well” issue?

Some Damsels are more distressing than distressed and should be left tied to the train tracks (my opinion, but I can be a dick). If she needs to be defended on an erotic message board how will she get through real life without you? How will she handle the really difficult things like getting junk mail and a low battery warning if you’re not there to protect her?

I’m definitely a “protect the Queen” kind of guy, but only if she needs help.

Personally, I think real broads are tough and tough broads are hot.

Good post HW. The protection in RL vs Online comment is a harsh reality. I also concur with your context of being judicious in that protecting the Queen thing.

And yes, while I don't go around calling women broads your comment on toughness and hotness is spot on.