Litiquette VI

[aussiegeekygal]

I chose my words perfectly.

Ass kisser

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Ok, I'm calling mancrush for that quote.

Tell us, who else do you man crush on?

 

[SMNaughtywife]

What??? Did you take it off in the bar???

Both our bras off at midnight when we went to the top bar to buy another bottle of wine.
I’m not even sure who paid for it either, maaaaybee it was one of us.
The man in the elevator with the sparkly jacket? No, not him.

 

[Trekka]

Multiquote attack!

The fake lezzing out is pandering and I don’t like pandering!

Use your big words. Heteroflexible. Bisexual.

Case in point to illustrate today's question?
I'll declare openly, I have a major online crush for Trekka, and have zero idea how spectacular her tits ( or horrid her back fat) May be. We bonded over butt stuff.

Aww
Also venison.

*sigh* Not jealous. (sooooooooooooooooooo jealous)

Just talk meat with him.

For the love all things drawn in a stick figure fashion, god damn are you oozing with jelly.
*Pets the poor lil Pmann on the head.*

Yup, all just a show to get the boys all riled up.
What, a Lit meet up, say it ain't so!

Right. All just a show. Three and a half years of relationship building *gasps* online *gasps* in threads *gasps* where people can see! For shame.

Unlike all the hetero couples that flirt in front of other people here, right?

Or, hell, the women and men that just talk baloney with each other and others are amused by proxy. That's not pandering.

But two girls talking about bras and back fat? Clearly a couple of attention seeking whores.

Have you ever considered the notion of two higly intellegent and adventurous women engaging in any of that for the fun of it and allowing others along for the ride to make this a happer place?

What he said^.

Your hypocrisy knows no bounds...

What he said^.
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Where's RS when you need her?!

 

[SMNaughtywife]

^^^^ Holding nothing back tonight. Hot damn women, I think we’re both on fire.
Who’s the next brave one? Hmmmmm...

 

[hotwords229_A]

Yup, all just a show to get the boys all riled up.
What, a Lit meet up, say it ain't so!

Fake lezzing or not, my boys are officially riled up.

 

[blade_rocknut]

Tell us, who else do you man crush on?

Corbal, always.
Fleeting crushes of admiration reserved for those who use well timed and contextually relevant quotes from my favorite movies, as was the case here.

I mean; Jaime Lannister was hot, but I didn't necessarily wanna bone him. If I were to dip my...toe into the waters of same sex attraction...the Knight of Flowers is a more apt candidate.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Flirtation and SRP is pretty much the norm in the PG with lots of couples of the moment or others trying to become couples in public. Have you ever considered the notion of two higly intellegent and adventurous women engaging in any of that for the fun of it and allowing others along for the ride to make this a happer place?

Have I considered the notion of two highly intelligent women???? I have not. It hasn’t crossed my mind once.

All I said was I didn’t like it. And that I didn’t think this was an example of that fake lezzing out. It seems like this is real life, actual lezzing out.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Your hypocrisy knows no bounds...

I’m not doing whatever the male equivalent of fake lezzing out is to entice these women.

 

[parker77]

Yup, all just a show to get the boys all riled up.
What, a Lit meet up, say it ain't so!

i didn’t think it was that kind of show.....more romcom than porn.

 

[blade_rocknut]

I’m not doing whatever the male equivalent of fake lezzing out is to entice these women.

That's ok. I'll carry that ponderous burden.

 

[Suz_anne]

On behalf of many, many, many, many ladies of Lit - I would like to respectfully request a demonstration of the male equivalent of fake lezzing out asap.

Pretty please. With sugar on top.

 

[BlackCashmere]

On behalf of many, many, many, many ladies of Lit - I would like to respectfully request a demonstration of the male equivalent of fake lezzing out asap.

Pretty please. With sugar on top.

I must have missed out on some good posts

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

That's ok. I'll carry that ponderous burden.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Well... What a night. Great conversation. Some real lezzy stories. Or bi-sexual. Or sexual fluidity. Heteroflexible. Or whatever word I missed that seemed to have offended the (m)asses. (That was a joke, for those who will inevitably take it to heart) However, the conversation was interesting and I thank you all for your input.

Tensions seem to get kind of high, at times, with some people. So, I'm going to ask a question today that focuses on that.

I mentioned that I didn't like when girls fake lez out. I just don't get it. It isn't my thing. I do see it as pandering. I'm not asking for it to stop. Enough guys feed into it and enjoy it. I'm clearly the minority. It maybe gets some guys going. Maybe at one point it would've gotten me going. It doesn't now, as my penis is older and more conservative and requires a shot to get going.

I don't think Trekka and SMN were doing that, even though some people got their knickers in a bunch about my comment. I think we all found that to be an interesting story. And everyone is probably speculating on the sordid details.

But what behaviours at Lit drive you crazy? Lit Pet Peeves, if you will. What goes on here that just makes you want to roll your eyes? Or groan in a non-sexy way?

Relevant song of the day:

https://youtu.be/JYZMT8otKdI

 

[hotwords229_A]

I’m officially here for that.

For my boys or the fake lezzing?
Actually that question may be redundant.

On behalf of many, many, many, many ladies of Lit - I would like to respectfully request a demonstration of the male equivalent of fake lezzing out asap.

Pretty please. With sugar on top.

That's not sugar on top

 

[blade_rocknut]

Well... What a night. Great conversation. Some real lezzy stories. Or bi-sexual. Or sexual fluidity. Heteroflexible. Or whatever word I missed that seemed to have offended the (m)asses. (That was a joke, for those who will inevitably take it to heart) However, the conversation was interesting and I thank you all for your input.

Tensions seem to get kind of high, at times, with some people. So, I'm going to ask a question today that focuses on that.

I mentioned that I didn't like when girls fake lez out. I just don't get it. It isn't my thing. I do see it as pandering. I'm not asking for it to stop. Enough guys feed into it and enjoy it. I'm clearly the minority. It maybe gets some guys going. Maybe at one point it would've gotten me going. It doesn't now, as my penis is older and more conservative and requires a shot to get going.

I don't think Trekka and SMN were doing that, even though some people got their knickers in a bunch about my comment. I think we all found that to be an interesting story. And everyone is probably speculating on the sordid details.

But what behaviours at Lit drive you crazy? Lit Pet Peeves, if you will. What goes on here that just makes you want to roll your eyes? Or groan in a non-sexy way?

Relevant song of the day:

https://youtu.be/JYZMT8otKdI

Vague, passive aggressive posts; the nature of which is clearly to say "look at me".

I hate that shit on Facebook, and I hate it here. "Vaguebooking", I call it. Right there with ""Unspoken prayer requests".

 

[dashie33]

But what behaviours at Lit drive you crazy?

#1 with a bullet point has to be ghosting, doesn't it? Especially when a conversation seems to be going well, then the person suddenly disappears. (I know this isn't unique to Lit at all, but it seems more egregious here since the person most likely will still post on the threads under the same name - even mentioning sometimes who they used to talk to - but offering zero explanation as to why they broke contact.)

#2 when drama flares up and you're expected to pick sides.

 

[hotwords229_A]

1. Sometimes I think the people who argue with trolls bother me more than the trolls themselves. They're just giving the troll what they want, ensuring that this will continue and, in my opinion, displaying some form of their own narcissism.

*I will make an exception for Pmann, because he seems to have turned it into a kind of performance art.

2. Politics seeping into erotic message boards.

 

[tnman03]

There are so many passive-aggressive posts. I’ve made them and they’re typically not about Lit so I don’t bother explaining them. What bothers me is the selective “censoring” or calling out of those vague passive-aggressive posts by people that will the next day, then happily go ahead and make one themselves.

^ Insightful, sometimes this very criticism is more annoying than the postings said comment is directed at. Or at least that's my perception and I'm frequently clueless around here anyway.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Lit Pet Peeves

3. Watching girls gang up on other girls

Watching girls gang up on other girls is the whole reason I come here.

 

[The_gladiator]

#1 with a bullet point has to be ghosting, doesn't it? Especially when a conversation seems to be going well, then the person suddenly disappears. (I know this isn't unique to Lit at all, but it seems more egregious here since the person most likely will still post on the threads under the same name - even mentioning sometimes who they used to talk to - but offering zero explanation as to why they broke contact.)

#2 when drama flares up and you're expected to pick sides.

This, all of it.

 

[The_gladiator]

On behalf of many, many, many, many ladies of Lit - I would like to respectfully request a demonstration of the male equivalent of fake lezzing out asap.

Pretty please. With sugar on top.

Hotwords and I did a fuck your partner in 10 posts or less some time ago

 

[85Ironman]

I’m not doing whatever the male equivalent of fake lezzing out is to entice these women.

Pandering is pandering.

Just own it, dude.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Wait. Are they real lezzo or fake lezzo? Apparently the distinction is important.

I'm not sure. I better study how hard their nipples are for a few more hours to determine their arousal levels.