Litiquette V

Enjoying your Literotica porn? Which are you more willing to do?

  • Enjoy whatever is posted

    Votes: 193 60.9%
  • Try to find the most erotic images you can find and share them

    Votes: 34 10.7%
  • Post porn as a way to entice more PMs

    Votes: 10 3.2%
  • Post porn as shock value

    Votes: 2 0.6%
  • Use the porn you see here to masturbate to

    Votes: 78 24.6%

  • Total voters
    317
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No one told you it works for joint and arthritis problems or how to speed up absorption and combining it with endorphins? :)

"Joint problems"? "Cannabis oil"?
Am I the only one to see these things?
 
I'm loving the responses to the nearly random word generator approach to my last post. You all are clearly giving it more through than I did.

Wonders, what level of effort you all give to your posts? Well thought out, researched or top of mind?

The majority of my posts are the random off the top of my mind, in the moment light-hearted nonsense.
Some I think about or research, wanting to explore the topic from a different angle. And then there are those obscure blue moon post that could mean a lot or nothing, layered, follow no rules of logic, time, character or emotion - those have been brewing and are well thought out. Maybe it’s my way of saying/yelling/crying/punching/being silent and still voicing something but really nothing.

You happen to own 2 cars in your garage, one's a Mercedes and one's a Ford sedan. What would motivate you to grab the keys to the Ford over the Mercedes? Of course you could worry about wear & tear not wanting to put miles on the Mercedes but if it were me, I can't imagine ever hopping into the Ford for a drive.

Idiocy, nuff said.
 
I'm loving the responses to the nearly random word generator approach to my last post. You all are clearly giving it more through than I did.

Wonders, what level of effort you all give to your posts? Well thought out, researched or top of mind?

typically, off the top of my head, sometimes glib even! every now and again, when something thought provoking presents itself, i’ll think about it for a whole 30 secs.
 
Leather dildos seem downright sensible compared to that outgassing gelatinous shit they sell nowadays.

Don't act like you've never eyed an exceptionally oblong yam before. :cool:

They used mashed up yams for lube, silly girl. I'm not above ogling phallic produce.

But I can quite honestly say that I have never fucked, nor desired to fuck, a yam.

#NotATuberFucker

Looking into the topic at hand... I saw this on the Foria website:

"Foria Pleasure is a first of its kind all natural sensual enhancement oil thoughtfully designed for women and their partners - a blend of nourishing liquid coconut oil and lab-tested cannabis oil. "

"As an all-natural plant-based medicinal, it works with your body to facilitate unique wellness experiences (my bold, it's a great phrase!!). For some women, it may awaken arousal and heighten sensation making orgasms more intense, fuller or easier to access. For others, it can help promote natural lubrication, reduce pain and tension and create the relaxation necessary for sensual experience or restorative rest."

Medicinal cannabis is just starting to be available for a few conditions and in a very limited form where I live. Has anyone tried it? And if so, how was your unique wellness experience?



The above posts made me go back and read what the hell you all were talking about....

This thread needs some juice. Apparently the well appears dry. Time to prime the pump, wonders which came first , cock lube or well priming? Natural or man made? Home or away? Coming or going. It's a smorgasbord!!!

You happen to own 2 cars in your garage, one's a Mercedes and one's a Ford sedan. What would motivate you to grab the keys to the Ford over the Mercedes? Of course you could worry about wear & tear not wanting to put miles on the Mercedes but if it were me, I can't imagine ever hopping into the Ford for a drive.

I would always take the Mercedes I think. Why buy a car if you're not going to drive it? And why buy a Mercedes if you're gonna drive the ford???
 
I would always take the Mercedes I think. Why buy a car if you're not going to drive it? And why buy a Mercedes if you're gonna drive the ford???

I have some nice jewelry but I never wear it because I'm afraid I'll lose it.

I work in the hood. I'll take a low profile vehicle.

Plus, who doesn't like their women just a little on the trashy side? ;)
 
Me, I like class. I like sophistication, I like being above the fray. Nothing turns me on more than a woman who looks classy, well put together, and who lets me be her unraveling. That's what I like.

What do you like? And just because you like it doesn't guarantee you'll get it. What if you can't, or haven't? Then what?

Oh, and I like unique, different, memorable as well.
 
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I want someone to wash and fold my laundry. And if I can’t/don’t have it, well I’ll take it to cleaners and have someone else do it for me.
 
I have some nice jewelry but I never wear it because I'm afraid I'll lose it.

I work in the hood. I'll take a low profile vehicle.

Plus, who doesn't like their women just a little on the trashy side? ;)

LMAO...OK, yeah...a little trashy??? :p

Me, I like class. I like sophistication, I like being above the fray. Nothing turns me on more than a woman who looks classy, well put together, and who lets me be her unraveling. That's what I like.

What do you like? And just because you like it doesn't guarantee you'll get it. What if you can't, or haven't? Then what?

Oh, and I like unique, different, memorable as well.

I like smart, creative, and sassy. I like someone who can stand toe to toe with me, and joke and take and give. :devil: yet...and take and give... :devil:
 
Me, I like class. I like sophistication, I like being above the fray. Nothing turns me on more than a woman who looks classy, well put together, and who lets me be her unraveling. That's what I like.

What do you like? And just because you like it doesn't guarantee you'll get it. What if you can't, or haven't? Then what?

Oh, and I like unique, different, memorable as well.

Mine is situational. I enjoy man looks well put together and smells good, not saying he has to wear a suit, just like he makes an effort. Nice fitting clothing. Wrinkle free. Just take a little pride in your appearance. But if it's a weekend or vacation. I like a man that get get down and dirty. Go out and work up a sweat doing something be it hiking or mowing the lawn on a hot day. I like man sweat from earthy exertions. Come home smelling like clean hard-working sweat and dirt and I'm going to ravish you.
 
You happen to own 2 cars in your garage, one's a Mercedes and one's a Ford sedan. What would motivate you to grab the keys to the Ford over the Mercedes? Of course you could worry about wear & tear not wanting to put miles on the Mercedes but if it were me, I can't imagine ever hopping into the Ford for a drive.

I am unlikely to choose either one of those vehicles. I need something large in which to ferry my brood around - currently i drive a 12-passenger van.

For style, I'd go vintage. Something big with white walls for when I'm feeling sweet, a muscle car for when I'm sassy.

Plus, who doesn't like their women just a little on the trashy side? ;)

HA! For some reason Flo came to mind. 'Well, kiss my grits!'

And a good ol' pickup for the rest of the time. :)
 
Me, I like class. I like sophistication, I like being above the fray. Nothing turns me on more than a woman who looks classy, well put together, and who lets me be her unraveling. That's what I like.

What do you like? And just because you like it doesn't guarantee you'll get it. What if you can't, or haven't? Then what?

Oh, and I like unique, different, memorable as well.

I like variety! :nana: I can go classy or trashy, and all points between. I probably live somewhere in the midlands - let's call it classy with a healthy side of playful. What do I want in a partner? Similar. Flexibility keeps things fresh, and moving along.

As the song goes, 'Papa, don't you fence me in.'
 
I like variety! :nana: I can go classy or trashy, and all points between. I probably live somewhere in the midlands - let's call it classy with a healthy side of playful. What do I want in a partner? Similar. Flexibility keeps things fresh, and moving along.

As the song goes, 'Papa, don't you fence me in.'

Papa can't but Daddy sure can! Well, he can try, at any rate ;)

And agreed, variety is the *spice* of life.
 
To get new ideas.....

to try out on my friends; what a diverse bunch they are! They all do sex differently; so exciting!
 
I like variety! :nana: I can go classy or trashy, and all points between. I probably live somewhere in the midlands - let's call it classy with a healthy side of playful. What do I want in a partner? Similar. Flexibility keeps things fresh, and moving along.

As the song goes, 'Papa, don't you fence me in.'

Papa can't but Daddy sure can! Well, he can try, at any rate ;)

And agreed, variety is the *spice* of life.

Somehow I'm certain that somewhere there's a Tumblr thread or series of Tumblr posts that perfectly illustrate. :cool:
 
Cunt. Some of us love saying it, some of us love hearing it. But then some can't utter it and other's still abhor being called one. Sometimes it's the context that makes all the difference but that's true with any word, really.

So, without regard to context, knowing that it may be used in any or all forms, are you pro cunt and anti cunt?
 
Cunt. Some of us love saying it, some of us love hearing it. But then some can't utter it and other's still abhor being called one. Sometimes it's the context that makes all the difference but that's true with any word, really.

So, without regard to context, knowing that it may be used in any or all forms, are you pro cunt and anti cunt?

lol.. impossible question. There are many words that I find to be "context specific." Cunt is just one of them.
 
lol.. impossible question. There are many words that I find to be "context specific." Cunt is just one of them.

No such thing as an impossible question. The idea here is that you decide, for all its uses you love and for all the reasons you hate, whether or not you ever want to hear/use the word ever again.
 
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