Litiquette V

[SMNaughtywife]

So to leverage the secondary theme going on, what changes (physical) are you willing do endure to please yourself or to please others?

For myself, nothing more than staying in shape.

Changing for someone, I’m somewhat torn on this. Part of me says yes of course, the other half disagrees. It would depend on what was asked and how I felt about the change. What happens after time when I’m tired or don’t care for this change but my SO still loves it? I feel like there could be issues of disappointment, this my biggest fear. Things are only new and sparkly for a while, what was easy and fun is now time consuming and feels like a chore. And then what’s next - seems like where this road could potentially lead.

Good question, on the surface easy to answer, but when you think about it, thoughts and feelings over time can spiral into something one never excepted.

******

As for today’s question, I’m gonna need to think on this one and how to properly word it.

 

[parker77]

So to leverage the secondary theme going on, what changes (physical) are you willing do endure to please yourself or to please others?

for a few months every year or so i grow a beard. that’s for me. i like the extra coverage in the winter. an added benefit - i hate shaving and enjoy the reprieve. for someone else, i’d consider a very minor change, like shaving the beard. but, if she wants me to alter something significant, the situation is probably flawed anyway. wasn’t it Popeye who said, “i yam what i yam!” Olive Oil didn’t seem to mind.

 

[ChainedUp]

It's a quiet morning. Do you wait for an external stimuli to get yourself going or do you have an internal drive that kicks in? Yes, this is a sex question, too

 

[lakesailer_mi]

It's a quiet morning. Do you wait for an external stimuli to get yourself going or do you have an internal drive that kicks in? Yes, this is a sex question, too

I am a get up and go guy.
I tend to get myself up and going. Sexually too...

Although, I have to admit that I use coffee....

 

[TheSilverLining]

Im not really a morning person. In non-sexual terms, I need coffee before I do anything remotely people-y. Conversely, when I’ve nothing to do my internal drive kicks in and I’m more likely to be ready to get going (using your words) in bed after a morning lie-in.

Other times I mostly respond to external stimulus. My internal get-up-and-go kicks in from time to time, but it’s cyclical and almost completely hormonally charged.

 

[LWulf]

Do you wait for an external stimuli to get yourself going or do you have an internal drive that kicks in? Yes, this is a sex question, too

For waking up, I have an internal stimuli. To get out of bed is an external stimuli; food, the need to use the bathroom (well, I suppose you could consider that internal, but the relief of a bathroom prompts me to get out of bed; thereby external. For that matter, hunger could be considered internal, but what satisfies is external again).

After that is things that need to be done. Dishes need to be washed, clothing cleaned, blah blah blah. Those are internally stimulated. They need to be done, but I'm not especially piqued in their completion.

For sexually based... I'm usually externally motivated, but if there is a lacking of external motivations, then my internal wakes up and asks me "Are you a fucking Monk? Make sure everything is still working, damnnits!" and then it's internally stimulated.

 

[ChainedUp]

This thread needs some juice. Apparently the well appears dry. Time to prime the pump, wonders which came first , cock lube or well priming? Natural or man made? Home or away? Coming or going. It's a smorgasbord!!!

 

[Bitesback]

This thread needs some juice. Apparently the well appears dry. Time to prime the pump, wonders which came first , cock lube or well priming? Natural or man made? Home or away? Coming or going. It's a smorgasbord!!!

You may well have set out a smorgasbord but that just makes it difficult to know where to begin. I'm not sure if you're trying to revive your thread along Keynesian idioms, offering money to create stimulus, or hoping for revelations as to how your readers might indulge in self service. If you are priming the pump, applying fluid to create suction in order to draw something, do you have the right stuff?
I'll jump in and start in the moist centre... natural, taking matters into my own hands to prime my well, intent on making sure I retain this ability as life progresses (ladies...use it or lose it!). That said, help in a bottle has a place and I'm keen to explore that...away.
Coming or going? Yes. Always.
Now about that money for stimulus...

 

[justasimplegirl]

This thread needs some juice. Apparently the well appears dry. Time to prime the pump, wonders which came first , cock lube or well priming? Natural or man made? Home or away? Coming or going. It's a smorgasbord!!!

Hmm, I've never had juice from a well. This could be interesting.

Cock lube ... natural, I guess. Or man made. Wait, if you're stroking it and manage to work up a fair amount of precum ... wouldn't that be both natural and man made? So both. My answer is both.

Home or away? Baseball games? Home. Unless you're paying, then I'll go with away.

Coming or going? Yes. I like to watch you coming and going, nice view in both directions.

And now I've got "A fair is a veritable smorgasbord-orgasbord-orgasbord ... after the crowds have ceased ..." playing in my head. You should be punished for that, mister!

 

[Trekka]

This thread needs some juice. Apparently the well appears dry. Time to prime the pump, wonders which came first , cock lube or well priming? Natural or man made? Home or away? Coming or going. It's a smorgasbord!!!

Alright. I've read this at least three times now. Are we delving into the history of lube?! Historical lube usage? Methodology, materials, etc?

Or *furrows brow* is this some sort of metaphor...?

 

[Suz_anne]

Awwwwwww, was Papa C celebrating the lesser known 424 holiday? Tripping balls on sugar cubes, Papa?

*leaves some olive oil and a pot of Vaseline for, you know, historical discussions*

 

[Trekka]

*leaves some olive oil and a pot of Vaseline for, you know, historical discussions*

Also animal fat.

...what?

 

[Suz_anne]

Also animal fat.

...what?

And yams or some crazy shit like that. Of course, they also used leather dildos. I mean...wow.

 

[Trekka]

And yams or some crazy shit like that. Of course, they also used leather dildos. I mean...wow.

Leather dildos seem downright sensible compared to that outgassing gelatinous shit they sell nowadays.

Don't act like you've never eyed an exceptionally oblong yam before.

 

[Suz_anne]

Leather dildos seem downright sensible compared to that outgassing gelatinous shit they sell nowadays.

Don't act like you've never eyed an exceptionally oblong yam before.

They used mashed up yams for lube, silly girl. I'm not above ogling phallic produce.

But I can quite honestly say that I have never fucked, nor desired to fuck, a yam.

#NotATuberFucker

 

[tnman03]

They used mashed up yams for lube, silly girl. I'm not above ogling phallic produce.

But I can quite honestly say that I have never fucked, nor desired to fuck, a yam.

#NotATuberFucker

I read up on all of this yesterday and the yams thing just baffled me. Than later today it clicked... vegetable oil... soooo. Was olive oil or Yam oil the more effective?

 

[Trekka]

They used mashed up yams for lube, silly girl. I'm not above ogling phallic produce.

But I can quite honestly say that I have never fucked, nor desired to fuck, a yam.

#NotATuberFucker

Soooo I worked at a farm stand in college.

Google "Italian cucuzza squash."

...what?

 

[Suz_anne]

Soooo I worked at a farm stand in college.

Google "Italian cucuzza squash."

...what?

Oh. Good lord.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Cock lube ... natural, I guess. Or man made. Wait, if you're stroking it and manage to work up a fair amount of precum ... wouldn't that be both natural and man made?

That's JSG, always finding a lubehole!

 

[Bitesback]

Looking into the topic at hand... I saw this on the Foria website:

"Foria Pleasure is a first of its kind all natural sensual enhancement oil thoughtfully designed for women and their partners - a blend of nourishing liquid coconut oil and lab-tested cannabis oil. "

"As an all-natural plant-based medicinal, it works with your body to facilitate unique wellness experiences (my bold, it's a great phrase!!). For some women, it may awaken arousal and heighten sensation making orgasms more intense, fuller or easier to access. For others, it can help promote natural lubrication, reduce pain and tension and create the relaxation necessary for sensual experience or restorative rest."

Medicinal cannabis is just starting to be available for a few conditions and in a very limited form where I live. Has anyone tried it? And if so, how was your unique wellness experience?

 

[ChainedUp]

I'm loving the responses to the nearly random word generator approach to my last post. You all are clearly giving it more through than I did.

Wonders, what level of effort you all give to your posts? Well thought out, researched or top of mind?

 

[Trekka]

Looking into the topic at hand... I saw this on the Foria website:

"Foria Pleasure is a first of its kind all natural sensual enhancement oil thoughtfully designed for women and their partners - a blend of nourishing liquid coconut oil and lab-tested cannabis oil. "

"As an all-natural plant-based medicinal, it works with your body to facilitate unique wellness experiences (my bold, it's a great phrase!!). For some women, it may awaken arousal and heighten sensation making orgasms more intense, fuller or easier to access. For others, it can help promote natural lubrication, reduce pain and tension and create the relaxation necessary for sensual experience or restorative rest."

Medicinal cannabis is just starting to be available for a few conditions and in a very limited form where I live. Has anyone tried it? And if so, how was your unique wellness experience?

Wait! So weed lube in the love tunnel => restorative rest??

 

[tnman03]

Wait! So weed lube in the love tunnel => restorative rest??

No one told you it works for joint and arthritis problems or how to speed up absorption and combining it with endorphins?


#Ican'tbelieveIhavetheopputunitytobeseriousandsmuttyatthesametime

 

[ChainedUp]

You happen to own 2 cars in your garage, one's a Mercedes and one's a Ford sedan. What would motivate you to grab the keys to the Ford over the Mercedes? Of course you could worry about wear & tear not wanting to put miles on the Mercedes but if it were me, I can't imagine ever hopping into the Ford for a drive.

 

[tnman03]

You happen to own 2 cars in your garage, one's a Mercedes and one's a Ford sedan. What would motivate you to grab the keys to the Ford over the Mercedes? Of course you could worry about wear & tear not wanting to put miles on the Mercedes but if it were me, I can't imagine ever hopping into the Ford for a drive.

The end location or area being traveled through, inclement weather or how much gasoline was in the Mercedes tank would be the only reasons I’d choose the Ford. If you’ve ever spent time in a body shop that specializes in imported European car’s or experienced a carjacking or attempted carjacking than you’re more careful of where the high dollar car and you go.