Litiquette V

Enjoying your Literotica porn? Which are you more willing to do?

  • Enjoy whatever is posted

    Votes: 193 60.9%
  • Try to find the most erotic images you can find and share them

    Votes: 34 10.7%
  • Post porn as a way to entice more PMs

    Votes: 10 3.2%
  • Post porn as shock value

    Votes: 2 0.6%
  • Use the porn you see here to masturbate to

    Votes: 78 24.6%

  • Total voters
    317
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Ok, one for the ladies:

Say you were involved in a sexual relationship with someone. For various reasons, you ended that aspect of the relationship, but still wanted to "remain friends" and socialize. One day, you invite them over to watch a movie, with the caveat that after the movie, they need to leave. You watch the movie, no problem; but as the credits roll, he whips out his dick, expecting a little play time. What would your reaction be? How would you feel? Would this, at the minimum, be disrespectful of your feelings as to the friendship?

I'd like to hear a woman's perspective from the other side of the equation. Discuss.

Is this a Marvel movie where there are post credits scenes? This is huge and influences my answer.
 
Is this a Marvel movie where there are post credits scenes? This is huge and influences my answer.

Say for arguments sake it is, and this sets up events for the next movie. How should that movie play out, or should there even be a "next" movie? Again, discuss.
 
Dear Gawd.... Tell me why??? Why cannot I satay away from the perversion and downright fun on here??? I try to be a good girl...
 
Say for arguments sake it is, and this sets up events for the next movie. How should that movie play out, or should there even be a "next" movie? Again, discuss.

Whipping out the dick straight up without any kissing or wandering hands is a bit presumptuous. One could feel annoyed and on the verge of getting pissed. Feels like a booty call. (A long thought out one.)
But also depending on the girl, she could say something along the lines of "oh no you don't big daddy, put Mr happy away." Make it clear she's not interested, a bold lighthearted comment made in order to preserve and continue on with the friendship.

Me, I might be a mix of both depending on how much I wanted the social friendship. I'm a pretty straight up lady, no sugar coating or reading between the lines with me.
Movie night #2 to be discussed and based on outcome of Movie night #1.

Oh and what movie, just kinda curious. ;)
 
Ok, one for the ladies:

Say you were involved in a sexual relationship with someone. For various reasons, you ended that aspect of the relationship, but still wanted to "remain friends" and socialize. One day, you invite them over to watch a movie, with the caveat that after the movie, they need to leave. You watch the movie, no problem; but as the credits roll, he whips out his dick, expecting a little play time. What would your reaction be? How would you feel? Would this, at the minimum, be disrespectful of your feelings as to the friendship?

I'd like to hear a woman's perspective from the other side of the equation. Discuss.

That’s a tough one, Dark. I think you’ll find reactions may be very woman dependent.

Personally, I would be unlikely to get myself in that situation. If sex was definately off the table, and I knew the guy still wanted me? Yeah, a sizable cooling of period before trying resume that type of hanging out.

Disrespectful? You, bet. Buuuut, tricky line for lots of people, and not just men. Which is why I came to the the above cooling off rule.

For the scenario you’ve described? If I found myself there, chances are it would probably mean I hadn't entirely ruled out the possibility of further sex.
 
The words "dick" and "whip" should never be used in the same sentence.

Unless it's a rap song and you're talking about someone named Richard and their car.
 
Whipping out the dick straight up without any kissing or wandering hands is a bit presumptuous. One could feel annoyed and on the verge of getting pissed. Feels like a booty call. (A long thought out one.)
But also depending on the girl, she could say something along the lines of "oh no you don't big daddy, put Mr happy away." Make it clear she's not interested, a bold lighthearted comment made in order to preserve and continue on with the friendship.

Me, I might be a mix of both depending on how much I wanted the social friendship. I'm a pretty straight up lady, no sugar coating or reading between the lines with me.
Movie night #2 to be discussed and based on outcome of Movie night #1.

Oh and what movie, just kinda curious. ;)

The movie actually was "Captain America: The Winter Soldier."

As you may have guessed, this happened to me, with the roles reversed. And sadly, I don't think we can be friends, because sex will always get in the way.
 
The movie actually was "Captain America: The Winter Soldier."

As you may have guessed, this happened to me, with the roles reversed. And sadly, I don't think we can be friends, because sex will always get in the way.

Wait, are you saying you whipped your thing out or your friend whipped his thing out? Or was it a woman and she whipped her ... boobs out? Or did she drop her drawers?

I need more info. :confused:
 
Ok, one for the ladies:

Say you were involved in a sexual relationship with someone. For various reasons, you ended that aspect of the relationship, but still wanted to "remain friends" and socialize. One day, you invite them over to watch a movie, with the caveat that after the movie, they need to leave. You watch the movie, no problem; but as the credits roll, he whips out his dick, expecting a little play time. What would your reaction be? How would you feel? Would this, at the minimum, be disrespectful of your feelings as to the friendship?

I'd like to hear a woman's perspective from the other side of the equation. Discuss.

This is why I only whip my dick out in group settings.

That dick could be for anyone.
 
Where, oh where, oh where is Chainey??

Don't we have a bat signal or something to summon Papa C? Some shadow of boobs, perhaps??

It's no fun misbehaving without the threat of a citation. :(
 
Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapaaaaaaaaaaa C....where are you??

I have been in a world class funk...for a variety and number of reasons. So, I'm quite interested in the responses to the following question.

When you are having a bad day (or week/month/fiscal quarter/equinox) - what do you do to make yourself feel better?




*wonders if all answers will relate to masturbation*
 
Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapaaaaaaaaaaa C....where are you??

I have been in a world class funk...for a variety and number of reasons. So, I'm quite interested in the responses to the following question.

When you are having a bad day (or week/month/fiscal quarter/equinox) - what do you do to make yourself feel better?




*wonders if all answers will relate to masturbation*

I will skip the "all answers" option and go for: Chocolate.

And *suz pounce*

:cool:
 
You are the kink inspector now.

Perhaps the torch has been passed

No way, mister. This thread is where I come to misbehave. Don't put that voodoo on me!

Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapaaaaaaaaaaa C....where are you??

I have been in a world class funk...for a variety and number of reasons. So, I'm quite interested in the responses to the following question.

When you are having a bad day (or week/month/fiscal quarter/equinox) - what do you do to make yourself feel better?




*wonders if all answers will relate to masturbation*

I'm going to second the call for chocolate. And writing. I write when I'm in a mood.
 
You are the kink inspector now.

Perhaps the torch has been passed

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Which one is VT?

Yeah, I know I snipped the pic, but you people can page back. :p

Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapaaaaaaaaaaa C....where are you??

I have been in a world class funk...for a variety and number of reasons. So, I'm quite interested in the responses to the following question.

When you are having a bad day (or week/month/fiscal quarter/equinox) - what do you do to make yourself feel better?

Also, it depends on the funk. Is there a decision to be made? Healing to be done?

If there are decisions I like to get out someplace on my own. Preferably in the middle of the woods. For several days. Take everything I need with me and just be alone. ALONE. In the quiet, have time to think without outside pressure.

If I need to heal? Something to the effect of aftercare. Cancel what I can, hole up at home, order food in, watch movies. Just close off from the stress as best I can and let my body and mind have downtime.
 
When you are having a bad day (or week/month/fiscal quarter/equinox) - what do you do to make yourself feel better?
*wonders if all answers will relate to masturbation*
I think, like many people, the answer to this is dependent upon the situation, severity, etc.
However, to not use that as a cop-out to avoid answering: I am a natural introvert and so I retreat into myself. My process is to internalize the process and work through it as logically as I can which can sometimes take awhile. I try to distract my as well by keeping busy, usually building something.

Oh yeah, and lots of whiskey, grilled meats, and masturbation of course!
 
I think, like many people, the answer to this is dependent upon the situation, severity, etc.
However, to not use that as a cop-out to avoid answering: I am a natural introvert and so I retreat into myself. My process is to internalize the process and work through it as logically as I can which can sometimes take awhile. I try to distract my as well by keeping busy, usually building something.

Oh yeah, and lots of whiskey, grilled meats, and masturbation of course!

Ahhh, there it is. Masturbation can relieve stress and clear your mind. No shame in self love. ;)
 
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