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Litiquette V

Enjoying your Literotica porn? Which are you more willing to do?

  • Enjoy whatever is posted

    Votes: 193 60.9%

  • Try to find the most erotic images you can find and share them

    Votes: 34 10.7%

  • Post porn as a way to entice more PMs

    Votes: 10 3.2%

  • Post porn as shock value

    Votes: 2 0.6%

  • Use the porn you see here to masturbate to

    Votes: 78 24.6%
  • Total voters
    317
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ChainedUp said:
Rolls in a little late, shrugs shoulders


I love lunch time, things have been accomplished, and there's still time to get more done. A quick little break, maybe some leftovers from last night, maybe a sandwich, maybe a stop at your favorite lunch place. Any way you slice it, I love me some lunch.

Now, where is the question you ask? Here it comes: what is something that you love that is mainstream but not necessarily thought of in that context, like lunch? :)
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Hearing a baseball game on the radio. I remember hearing the sound of Ernie Harwell's voice floating through open windows while I played outdoors in my childhood summers. To this day, the sounds of the game are so soothing to me, it can instantly change my mood. If there's a late game on, I'll often leave the radio softly playing in the bedroom so I can drift off while listening.
 
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What is wrong with you people!

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Lunation said:
Oh good, I hope he makes her ass as pink as the emoticon she'll use when she replies to this post.
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I refuse to dignify this post with an emoji.

*stands firm*

..................:eek:

Dang it! Slipped out.
 
Endless_Night said:
What is wrong with you people!

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I refuse to dignify this post with an emoji.

*stands firm*

..................:eek:

Dang it! Slipped out.
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Couldn't hold it in could you?

Best not make it any worse.

Bend over and wait for Chained like a good girl.
 
Trekka said:
*whispers* pssst, Chained, I think you should wake these sleeping silly sluts up with some good surprise whacks, I mean citations. look! they've camped out all night! i mean... what belligerence.

Perfect for a morning flogging:
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Trekka called me a slut! :eek:

*swoon*
 
Oh Chained.... don't be mad if us girls take over your thread. We might even have a #bestnightever2 here. Mmmmhmmm. :devil:
 
I think so. Before he left I asked him to bring me back a penguin, a cigar box filled with clear expensive gems and a soccer scarf. We'll see if he carries through. :D
 
Endless_Night said:
Let's just hope he hasn't been captured! Should we mount a rescue mission? Whose in? :p
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I'm game, I need an adventure today. Something.

Throws in suitcase -- Black little dress, heels, jeans shorts, hiking boots and swimming suit. Oh, and duct take, razor blade and mirror. Let's rock this.
"Hang tight Chained..."
 
In light of Chains secret mission and the impending rescue mission...

What is your favorite "secret mission" that you've been on in your life? Something done without telling anyone, under cover of darkness, and never openly spoken of since then?
 
Paul_Chance said:
In light of Chains secret mission and the impending rescue mission...

What is your favorite "secret mission" that you've been on in your life? Something done without telling anyone, under cover of darkness, and never openly spoken of since then?
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I've been thinking about the question, but I can't recall ever going on a secret mission. Missions, yes, but none of them secret. What a sad, sheltered life. *sigh*

That's it! I'm going on a secret mission as soon as I ... can think of one. *packs toothbrush just in case*
 
I've been thinking on this one as well. Super secret is not so much a part of my vocabulary. I am an open book. :D

Hmmm. I do recall one little incident as a teenager that involved climbing out an upper story window onto the porch roof and shinnying down a column to meet some friends. Middle of the night, of course. None of us were quite old enough to drive, of course. A car had been 'borrowed' without official sanction, of course.

If memory serves, the mission was to wrap someone's house.

All went well until the car stopped. Just stopped. In the middle of a longish stretch of road. We were, of course, freaking out, even more so when a police car rolled up beside us.

We would have scattered, but there was:

NO PLACE TO GO

I do remember one party trying to dig their way under the car. I, with my super ninja skills...froze. LOL. I must have looked terrified. I distinctly remember the police officer patting me on the shoulder in a 'there, there' fashion. :p

He chastised us a little and then drove us all home. Didn't even wake our parents! The boy who *borrowed* the car did have a little explaining to do, poor thing.

My parents still do not know to this day. Nor my siblings. :D
 
The following story has been classified and therefore redacted for those without the clearance.
***CLASSIFIED***​
Date: ---------
Location: ---------- University, ----------
After Action Report:

1830 (Z): I was assigned to observe and report on -------- --------, referred to here as "the target". I tailed the target for a few weeks, posting in an overwatch position in the class we were both in. I was successfully able to interact with the target on a growing but limited basis after making first contact culminating in a one on one lunch rendezvous on ----------. [Please see previous AAR from --------- for results of rendezvous' passive interrogation of target.] The increasing frequency of interpersonal interactions along with the targets lack of use of standard counter-surveillance and counter-interrogation techniques lead me to believe she was either unaware of my mission or highly skilled and playing along. I was afraid the longer I operated under the original timeline the more likely I would be exposed or lose the target.

It was at this point I made the decision to expedite the timetable. Because we were in a public place I would have to get her somewhere private in order to make the exchange. From my reconnaissance I knew class room --------- would be empty and secluded, hopefully providing us with the necessary cover. Once the class was dismissed, I intercepted the target and at my suggestion she agreed to be escorted to the room under the guise of "tutoring".

While operating under the cover of "tutor" I noticed the target running her hands and fingers along my thighs, I assume checking for weapons. Acting fast to distract her from her suspicions, I kissed her and lifted her on to the desk pinning her arms down. I then began a thorough strip and search for any wire taps or weapons while kissing her to keep her distracted from my experienced hand checking for any dangers. After I established the target was clean with a hands on search, I followed up with a visual inspection. I began a thorough check with my eyes and lips down her breasts and stomach, down her thigh, calf, and foot, then back up the other. At this point however, the target began to fight back. She wrapped her legs around my head, pulling me into her in what I can only suspect was an attempt to suffocate me. I was forced to counter attack with only my mouth, licking and sucking and probing with my tongue against her until she cried out in defeat and let me go. The noise compromised us, so I quickly got her dressed and took her to the extraction point to finish debriefing at my safe house.

Debriefing is ongoing and expected to take several more days. Standby for follow-on reports.

***FOR YOUR EYES ONLY***​
 
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