Litiquette V

[Suz_anne]

I'm looking for warm and tingly. Wanna see my cooch?

How long has it been since your last bikini wax?

 

[Corbal]

How long has it been since your last bikini wax?

I don't wear bikinis.


So...never. You're volunteering?

 

[default24]

So....you walk around with your hand in your pants?

Just searching, really. It's like braille...

 

[Trekka]

I don't wear bikinis.


So...never. You're volunteering?

I sure as fuck am.

 

[Corbal]

Just searching, really. It's like braille...

Those small bumps need examining. Might I suggest a stellar Gynecologist?

I sure as fuck am.

I'll grab the weedwacker, a shovel and some duct tape.

 

[Suz_anne]

I'll grab the weedwacker, a shovel and some duct tape.

*fans self* So fucking hawt.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Milked a pregnant dog? Morning date? Didn't have 2 minutes to wash his hair?

I was born on Tuesday but not last Tuesday. I call bullshit. GTFO.

It is not bullshit. While I'm confident you are very good at sniffing shit, your sniffer is wrong here.

Yes, here in Florida on Saturday mornings lots of people go to the beach.

Also, I was only like 14. I can't be held accountable.

 

[Corbal]

*fans self* So fucking hawt.

I knew I wasn't the only girl that fantasizes about getting nailed while sitting in a dog kennel.

 

[Corbal]

It is not bullshit. While I'm confident you are very good at sniffing shit, your sniffer is wrong here.

Yes, here in Florida on Saturday mornings lots of people go to the beach.

Also, I was only like 14. I can't be held accountable.

Okay, point dexter. How does one milk a pregnant dog? I wanna know how your dumbass did it.

 

[default24]

Those small bumps need examining. Might I suggest a stellar Gynecologist?

I was thinking microbiologist, but I see what you're doing there. You might be on to something...

 

[Corbal]

I was thinking microbiologist, but I see what you're doing there. You might be on to something...

Even if I were on something, would I know?


Prolly not.

 

[Trekka]

I knew I wasn't the only girl that fantasizes about getting nailed while sitting in a dog kennel.

Pmann does too. Just ask him. He has several canine-based escapades in his spank bank, to date.

Also, Corbs, I'm thinking two jars of wax? *starts nuking the gooey stuff* ...you need a belt to bite down on, or do you handle pain as well as I do?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Okay, point dexter. How does one milk a pregnant dog? I wanna know how your dumbass did it.

How do you milk a dog? Have you ever seen a pregnant dog? I do it just like I jerk off my dick. You grab the tiny thing between my fingers, squeeze and put it in a plastic cup. It wasn't a huge glass. It's not like milking a cow. We put it in one of those little paper cups people have in their bathrooms. All you do is grab the nipple, squeeze and point. It comes out. Then you lightly dump it in your dumb friend's head.

I like how you think I would make up that story.

And did you really call me "point dexter"? LOL!

 

[Trekka]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/3259693/milking-the-cat-o.gif

 

[Corbal]

How do you milk a dog? Have you ever seen a pregnant dog? I do it just like I jerk off my dick. You grab the tiny thing between my fingers, squeeze and put it in a plastic cup. It wasn't a huge glass. It's not like milking a cow. We put it in one of those little paper cups people have in their bathrooms. All you do is grab the nipple, squeeze and point. It comes out. Then you lightly dump it in your dumb friend's head.

I like how you think I would make up that story.

And did you really call me "point dexter"? LOL!

Yes. Yes I did.

Ive seen more pregnant dogs than I care to discuss. Never, not once, did I reach down and squeeze their nipples, because, well....I'm not an asshole.

Asshole.

 

[default24]

Even if I were on something, would I know?


Prolly not.

Well yeah, I mean my hand would be down there. What with the perpetual search and rescue

 

[Trekka]

Well yeah, I mean my hand would be down there. What with the perpetual search and rescue

*perks up*

are you a first responder?

#hot

 

[Corbal]

Well yeah, I mean my hand would be down there. What with the perpetual search and rescue

When you find my keys hit the disarm button.


Yanno', so you can find my truck, too.

 

[default24]

*perks up*

are you a first responder?

#hot

Considering the target, I would say I'm THE first responder. And potentially last

 

[Corbal]

Considering the target, I would say I'm THE first responder. And potentially last

That hurt.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Yes. Yes I did.

Ive seen more pregnant dogs than I care to discuss. Never, not once, did I reach down and squeeze their nipples, because, well....I'm not an asshole.

Asshole.

LOL

You say asshole like this is news to you!

 

[default24]

When you find my keys hit the disarm button.


Yanno', so you can find my truck, too.

Do you think that'll be before or after your wallet, cell phone, and whatever else might be lost to the world?

 

[Corbal]

LOL

You say asshole like this is news to you!

I love the news. You're not news. Lol.

Do you think that'll be before or after your wallet, cell phone, and whatever else might be lost to the world?

One thing at a time. You're all over the place, turbo.

 

[default24]

One thing at a time. You're all over the place, turbo.

I just get so excited!

 

[Corbal]

I just get so excited!

obviously. You young men and your boners.