Litiquette V

[Corbal]

I believe the proper buzzword is heteroflexible

I laughed. Till I pissed my britches.

 

[Suz_anne]

We can be like sisterwives, and help each other do Lit chores! Like finding the perfect gifs!

Oh I'm so excited.

https://68.media.tumblr.com/5bd767b40a1597903b81c36906c14091/tumblr_og8g0l720O1vrm8j6o1_500.gif

 

[SMNaughtywife]

My mother used to say, if you don't have something good to say, don't say anything at all.


I clearly follow that rule.

So, just say it. Or don't. But whatever you do, don't pussyfoot. Own it.

I'm ignoring Pmann and his attention whoring tactics. I'm here for the wedding.
Sister wives, how lovely.

 

[default24]

Oh geez, don't be such a pussy.

Haha ahhhh you sound just like those guys in the locker room the other day

 

[Trekka]

I laughed. Till I pissed my britches.

That's the spirit! Now c'mere

https://68.media.tumblr.com/5bd767b40a1597903b81c36906c14091/tumblr_og8g0l720O1vrm8j6o1_500.gif

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[Corbal]

I'm ignoring Pmann and his attention whoring tactics. I'm here for the wedding.
Sister wives, how lovely.

Don't ignore him. He gets louder. I just use the bitch-slap method. Works like a charm.

 

[Trekka]

...use the bitch-slap method. Works like a charm.

*adds this to the vows*

 

[Corbal]

*adds this to the vows*

I found some weeds in the yard for our bouquet and broke out the Dixie plates for cake.

 

[Trekka]

I found some weeds in the yard for our bouquet and broke out the Dixie plates for cake.

it's the cake mix with them rainbow flecks in it, right? i want elegance.

 

[Suz_anne]

it's the cake mix with them rainbow flecks in it, right? i want elegance.

I was thinking the same thing. Nothing but class, class, class.

I've got some wet paper towels and tin foil we can wrap around the bouquet stems. Classy.

 

[Suz_anne]

Classy dress...

https://weddingpros.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/omg-dress.jpg

 

[Corbal]

I was thinking the same thing. Nothing but class, class, class.

I've got some wet paper towels and tin foil we can wrap around the bouquet stems. Classy.

I have some mason jars I can paint and drop a tea-light in....I can mow the backyard and pull out the lawn furniture.

I wonder if I can buy some plastic topiaries on Amazon and have them here next day? Prime, bitches.

 

[Trekka]

Also this garter? It's mine now.

http://g04.a.alicdn.com/kf/HTB15NFqIVXXXXcoXXXXq6xXFXXX4/60-off-for-3pcs-Sexy-garters-penis-favors-for-hen-party-Novelty-willy-ring-Bachelorette-Penis.jpg

It's a *handmade* felt cock n balls. Such artisanship!

 

[Corbal]

https://weddingpros.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/omg-dress.jpg

There's a dress? All I see is the limo.

 

[Trekka]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/a8/de/d6/a8ded65d7bdb8d668bd983aa2eb299ff.jpg

 

[Lord Pmann]

https://weddingpros.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/omg-dress.jpg

Most beautiful bride ever.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Ooh, I love planning weddings.

And I have great style. See?

http://bussorah.altervista.org/busmar10_files/1z4h4s3.jpg

Of course, I'd source you two girl squirrels. I'm not like those asshole bakers in Oregon. I totally dig lesbo love. It will cost you double, though. You know, a sin tax.

http://ehspest.com/images/squirrel-cake.jpg

 

[Trekka]

Aussie, you never fail to disappoint. We're gonna need bridesmaids. You in? I know you could pull off *all* of these looks, flawlessly

http://images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/117/photos/671000/620x/My-Big-Fat-Gypsy-Grand-National-English-girls-dress-like-tramps-434160.jpg

 

[ChainedUp]

Just best to pretend I didn't read all that

 

[ChainedUp]

No one caught the fact that I posted about if you'd all been bad and then played hooky for a day. I guess there were more pressing matters to attend. Lol

Happy St Patrick's Day everyone. Sporting o' the green? The wee lassies and lads around here hoping to take advantage of green beer and spread the legs to the pot o' gold.

Today everyone claims to be Irish, but changing ethnicity could be dangerous these days. So in that vein, we all have a favorite ethnicity......if you could swap yours out for a month, what ethnicity would you choose? Me, I'd want the hot passion of a Latino running through my veins and see what trouble I could get into.

 

[Trekka]

¡Ay, Papi!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Me, I'd want the hot passion of a Latino running through my veins and see what trouble I could get into.

 

[AKentuckyLady]

I'd have to go with Japanese. Be tiny, long straight black hair. Plus Asian women seem to be high in demand from a fantasy standpoint from American men.

 

[LWulf]

I'm not one to change things to be different, even in hypothetical situations. I'm already part irish, part latino and part german, with a smidge of greek and north african mixed in (yeah, I did the ancestry thing). I can already do a dozen accents to sound like a foreigner, so...

I dont need to pretend, and there isnt a foreign nationality that I'd want to be and that I'm not already.

On the other hand, I wonder if Chainedup is going to pretend he is what Pmann is, and vice versa...???

 

[aussiegeekygal]

If I could switch out my ethnicity fit a month, I think I'd like to "go black" so I can get a first hand understanding of the systemic racism in this country. I'd actually like to do that for all races, from an anthropological point of view. That being said, I don't know if a month would be quite long enough, however I'm sure it'd give me a renewed perspective and appreciation of different cultures.