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Enjoying your Literotica porn? Which are you more willing to do?

  • Enjoy whatever is posted

    Votes: 193 60.9%

  • Try to find the most erotic images you can find and share them

    Votes: 34 10.7%

  • Post porn as a way to entice more PMs

    Votes: 10 3.2%

  • Post porn as shock value

    Votes: 2 0.6%

  • Use the porn you see here to masturbate to

    Votes: 78 24.6%
  • Total voters
    317
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ChainedUp said:
Often times i'm asked about the genesis of my topics/questions and 95% of the time it's a stream of consciousness type of thing. That goes for today's questions as well.

If you were a conjoined twin, what part of your body would you prefer to be joined and of course why there?
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Pinky toe. Easy to detach.
 
I was going to say left forearm because it would be relatively easy to still wear separate outfits and I'm right-handed. But I am now thinking the foot would be better. Except I love cute shoes and you'd never find a cute shoe for a conjoined foot... so I think I'm back to the arm.
 
Lord Pmann said:
Nope. I read it. It's still the only day that's important, fucker!

Your birthday is number 2. :heart:
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I'm indifferent to my birthday. It's typically around Thanksgiving, do that trumps my day.

LWulf said:
*checks the question again*

nope, no mention of festivals or fairs...
Octoberfest, any "Ren fairs" and for that matter gasperella.
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Oktoberfest! Yes. Good point. That's one of my favorites.

I read recently that Ren fairs are used as a cover for couples to slut shop. Is that true?
 
ChainedUp said:
Often times i'm asked about the genesis of my topics/questions and 95% of the time it's a stream of consciousness type of thing. That goes for today's questions as well.

If you were a conjoined twin, what part of your body would you prefer to be joined and of course why there?
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I'm a traditionalist. Left shoulder to hip will do.
 
it's the stuff of nightmares for me to consider such a question as a possibility (mostly from when I was a kid) but whatever.

I'd have to say the hip. This way, me and my siamesed twin both have use of our right arms/hands, and personally, toes and finger tips are very sensitive parts of my body. If there was any surgery to separate us, it would make me cringe to consider such a part being cut. Or, leading up to any surgery to separate us, it gives me the willies to consider the possibility of tearing at such a fragile location(s). This would present certain problems with going to the bathroom, but whatever.

Hopefully, me and my siamesed twin still have full function of both our legs and we are joined by soft tissue of the hip, alone.

I wonder if everyone is considering pygopagus, thorapagus, rachipagus or ischiopagus siamese twins?

By the way, ~10% of all MALE siamese twins last longer than 10 months, whereas ~70% of all FEMALE siamese twins reach maturity.
 
Suz_anne said:
I was going to say left forearm because it would be relatively easy to still wear separate outfits and I'm right-handed. But I am now thinking the foot would be better. Except I love cute shoes and you'd never find a cute shoe for a conjoined foot... so I think I'm back to the arm.
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You could get some cool custom shoes made up, you know. I believe Louboutin makes a fantastic 3 pair- a left, a right and a conjoined.

Hmmmmm... I wonder if the Vajankle I posted before comes in a conjoined version. It's like a threesome. Hot. As. Fuuuuuuuck.
 
I don't think I could be conjoined anywhere! I'm just too squirmy. I'd probably wriggle free, blood supply n all.
 
I'm gonna need a complete book report. Please and thank you.

Sidebar: you were totally just looking for Siamese twin porn right now, weren't you, Aussie? ;)
 
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