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Litiquette V

Enjoying your Literotica porn? Which are you more willing to do?

  • Enjoy whatever is posted

    Votes: 193 60.9%

  • Try to find the most erotic images you can find and share them

    Votes: 34 10.7%

  • Post porn as a way to entice more PMs

    Votes: 10 3.2%

  • Post porn as shock value

    Votes: 2 0.6%

  • Use the porn you see here to masturbate to

    Votes: 78 24.6%
  • Total voters
    317
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NorthRockJohnson said:
I've done Tinder before a couple years ago. I met someone cool and fun and we had a date that ended with a wonderful make out session and plans for a second date. Which never happened, sadly. She kinda backed off. Ah well.

I've thought about going the online route. My fear with that, though, is that I'll run into my ex. Is that a rational fear or just me being silly?
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Not silly, but it would be weird. Hey, what are the odds of that happening? In the meantime you may meet someone fun.

I also like that you enjoy your own company. There are so many people always looking outward for stimulation... well, you know what I mean, that they never look within.
 
I can live with ...

...owning a modest home and cars. My vacations every year are awesome. I could care less about exotic granite countertops and 4000sq of living space. I like thinking back on family vacations; hiking and kayaking in the Rockies, warm toes in the sand and seeing kangaroos hoping around.

... being a parent first rather then my kid's best friend. They don't always like or agree with the rules, but there is a mutual respect in my house. They're not coddled and let run free, but lead by example what is achieved through hard work and respect for others.

... not letting my fat orange cat go outside daily. His poor self esteem would be beat down senseless from that squirrel mocking him everyday. Fucken bully squirrel.

...falling of the wagon. Whether it's eating healthy, gym workouts or excessively speeding from here to there, I know it's all temporary. I get my happy ass back on track quick like and all is good again.

... not buying every pet that was begged or pleaded for. Fancy mice, parrots, snakes, lama, billy goat, penguin... Oh my gosh, the house would be a small petting zoo. Those Russian tortoises live longer than humans!

... my husband not kissing me if I'm drinking wine. He hates the taste and smell something awful. I don't drink it often, but when I do, I sure as shit am not leaving half the bottle in the frig. No way.

...being scared senseless of horror movies. Saw, Sinister, Babadook, American Psycho, the list is long. No way am I watching any of those.
My imagination is vivid enough, I don't need any extra help.
 
If the fairy orgasm queen came (pun possibly intended) and chatted with you and granted you the most incredible orgasm possible, but to achieve it you had to engage in kink that doesn't turn you on, would you do it? For example, if you're straight you'd have to be with a person of the same sex, maybe you don't like oral, or anal, or facials, or.......you get the idea. What if you could always have these indescribably good orgasms as long as you regularly indulged into the the kink you don't care for?
 
ChainedUp said:
If the fairy orgasm queen came (pun possibly intended) and chatted with you and granted you the most incredible orgasm possible, but to achieve it you had to engage in kink that doesn't turn you on, would you do it? For example, if you're straight you'd have to be with a person of the same sex, maybe you don't like oral, or anal, or facials, or.......you get the idea. What if you could always have these indescribably good orgasms as long as you regularly indulged into the the kink you don't care for?
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Wow, I've actually done ^that^ before and no fairies were involved. I still don't care for [the kink which I shall not name] but it was definitely a worthwhile experience: as yet unmatched in intensity.
 
ChainedUp said:
If the fairy orgasm queen came (pun possibly intended) and chatted with you and granted you the most incredible orgasm possible, but to achieve it you had to engage in kink that doesn't turn you on, would you do it? For example, if you're straight you'd have to be with a person of the same sex, maybe you don't like oral, or anal, or facials, or.......you get the idea. What if you could always have these indescribably good orgasms as long as you regularly indulged into the the kink you don't care for?
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Would you? I don't often request that you respond to your own questions, but I'm going to need an answer on this one. Pretty please. *bats eyelashes*
 
OK, for me the answer is no.

This may be because the first kink I thought of which is out there that does absolutely nothing for me and would not be worth the great fairy orgasm is…

Armpit licking.

Ewww. No. Just no.
 
ViciousTease said:
Would you? I don't often request that you respond to your own questions, but I'm going to need an answer on this one. Pretty please. *bats eyelashes*
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Look out PapaC! I think she's angling to finagle you into a compromising position!

VT, if you get him on a leash, I want pics. :cool:

Paul_Chance said:
OK, for me the answer is no.

This may be because the first kink I thought of which is out there that does absolutely nothing for me and would not be worth the great fairy orgasm is…

Armpit licking.

Ewww. No. Just no.
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Hey now! Don't knock it till you tried it! :D
 
Trekka said:
Look out PapaC! I think she's angling to finagle you into a compromising position!

VT, if you get him on a leash, I want pics. :cool:
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Shhh, don't spook him!

Speaking of pics ... you any good with a camera? Even on a leash, I may need backup.

ChainedUp said:
If the fairy orgasm queen came (pun possibly intended) and chatted with you and granted you the most incredible orgasm possible, but to achieve it you had to engage in kink that doesn't turn you on, would you do it? For example, if you're straight you'd have to be with a person of the same sex, maybe you don't like oral, or anal, or facials, or.......you get the idea. What if you could always have these indescribably good orgasms as long as you regularly indulged into the the kink you don't care for?
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If said fairy disclosed the kink before we seal the deal, then sure. There are lots of things I'm not into that I'd be willing to engage in. (That's sort of the root of all marital sex, isn't it?)

If the fairy queen insists on a blind agreement to the kink of her choosing, then I'd have to say no. There's some sick stuff out there that would be too far for me.
 
NorthRockJohnson said:
Why thank you very much :D. The alone time has definitely been good, for sure. I took a cross country road trip last year, just moved into my new apartment, which has been awesome. I'm definitely back on my feet again for sure. And it's been nice.

And that actually is good advice too. I've devoted enough time and feelings to her. It's time to just let it the fuck go already.

And yeah, it'll be nice to meet people again. ;)
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I don't think your fear is irrational. It's just your fear. It is what it is. That said, I can look back over my life and say, without doubt, that every decision I ever made from a place of fear wasn't the best decision.

Letting go is a process. Be gentle with yourself. Letting go is one of the most courageous things we learn to do (you know, those things we do in spite of our fear *wink*)

Letting go is the highest form of love, for ourselves, and for others.

Give the time some time. And when you are able, then let it go. You'll be all the more of a stronger, beautiful human being for it than you already are. :rose:
 
ChainedUp said:
If the fairy orgasm queen came (pun possibly intended) and chatted with you and granted you the most incredible orgasm possible, but to achieve it you had to engage in kink that doesn't turn you on, would you do it? For example, if you're straight you'd have to be with a person of the same sex, maybe you don't like oral, or anal, or facials, or.......you get the idea. What if you could always have these indescribably good orgasms as long as you regularly indulged into the the kink you don't care for?
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I'd mostly be okay with it. I wouldn't want to fuck a dude. Not my thing. But most other things I'd really be willing to try for a great orgasm. Although, since you fuckers think a good orgasm is like a sneeze, I can't imagine why you'd be willing to give it a go.

I don't know if this Fairy Cum Mother is real or not. And if she is, I don't know if she only grants good orgasms to those who engage in sexual acts which I dislike. But if she is real and she's listening right now, I hope she understands how much I would really hate a threesome with two busty girls who can't get enough of sucking dick. Ya hear that Fairy Cum Mother? I'd sure hate to experience that threesome AND the world's best orgasm.
 
Sleepy Saturday morning. Glad to see the cameras are out, I can't guarantee lots of hot pics but I can guarantee not being an idle bystander. Oh no, I'd have to get into the fray :devil:

What can you guarantee today.......why are you so positive, and what would happen if you were wrong?
 
I can guarantee I am going to make sweet potato gnocchi today with some sorta sauce with ground pork involved and a cruciferous veggie or two sautéed and placed atop the entire gig.

I'm positive about this because I already have the baked sweet potatoes in my fridge, ready to be mashed and molded into little fluffy pillows. I need to use the pork and veggies before they go bad- I hate wasting food.

If I am wrong, we will be eating leftover barbecue. And reheated sweet potatoes. With cauliflower rice.

Watch "Trekka Cooks In Her Adorable Apron Collection" on Skype later tonight. ;)

Or, don't just watch, get into the fray Chained. :D
 
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