Litiquette V

[Trekka]

Sorry Chained-- it looks like one man's stellar review of his first month on Lit (a must-read) has stolen traffic from your thread.

I'll pitch in. I do tend to light this place up like a Christmas Tree.

What have I chosen to live with? I've decided I can live with myself. I'm not perfect, I never will be, and that, apparently, is okay. Who knew.

What would be the ramifications of choosing *not* to accept myself? (Because I believe it is a choice). I'd be constantly struggling to match the delusion in my head of what should be with the reality of what is. Which is exhausting.

Now if you were looking for a more literal interpretation of this question: I can live with some dirty dishes in the sink for some time but not a ton forever. I can live with my salary (shut it, Pmann) even though I could go elsewhere and make more. I can live with zero kids, then one kid, then three kids, then back to zero, back to one, back to three!

If I couldn't live with these things I'd have an immaculate and comfortable existence but limited access to pop culture trends only a fourth grader can alert you to, such as Hitting the Quan (sp?)

And for the record, I think PapaC should go weigh in on the massively entertaining SexyAlison caliber thread derailment going on the past couple of days.

Because I honestly wanna know what he thinks. About octopus porn.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

"Wahhhhh why are only fat girls interesting??"

That's my impression of that dude in the thread.

 

[Suz_anne]

What in your life have you decided you can live with? Why have you chosen to, and what would be the price of not living with it?

My right boob is slightly larger than my left boob. It's a burden, but I live with it.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

My right boob is slightly larger than my left boob. It's a burden, but I live with it.

What s interesting is that my right hand is slightly larger than my left hand. So that kind of works out.

 

[Lunation]

What s interesting is that my right hand is slightly larger than my left hand. So that kind of works out.

Not if she's facing you.

 

[Guyblue82]

Not if she's facing you.

Relegated to spooning or pretending to be criss cross

 

[Lunation]

Relegated to spooning or pretending to be criss cross

Makes me wanna jump, jump

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=010KyIQjkTk

 

[ChainedUp]

So a major shit show / drama has occurred and I'm totally oblivious to it. And to be quite honest, I'm glad. Those threads bring me no pleasure, no entertainment. Not trying to say I'm above it all, I honestly would rather avoid it. Maybe that makes me Lit boring......

No topic today......whimsical post day.....and the more random, the better

 

[Trekka]

Free for all...

Ok so here are my open browser tabs.

"Buy these? Cute or cliche?"
https://img0.etsystatic.com/128/1/9000797/il_340x270.928948454_pmyy.jpg

Wtf is Contrave? Smh at pharmaceutical commercials that make me google shit.

I'm Venus in Capricorn. Yet, I am no cold fish, and not really a workaholic either. What gives, zodiac? *searches for answers* "They don’t like to talk too much, but if they like you, they will want to be physically near you all the time." ... I talk constantly. I specialize in talking for a living! Smh. Astrology has failed me on this one.

And a meme I found that made me giggle.

http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1344489076809_8765545.png

 

[Paul_Chance]

So, being totally Type A and borderline OCD I had to google "random whimsy" and see what came back. Here you go. Just in case you ever wondered what the different parts of a unicorn were for. My only question is "superglue"? WTF?

https://strawberryindigo.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/unicorn_meat_parts_diagram-whimsy-animal-random.jpg?w=700

 

[ChainedUp]

So, being totally Type A and borderline OCD I had to google "random whimsy" and see what came back. Here you go. Just in case you ever wondered what the different parts of a unicorn were for. My only question is "superglue"? WTF?

https://strawberryindigo.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/unicorn_meat_parts_diagram-whimsy-animal-random.jpg?w=700

And nothing for the tail? That seems wrong.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Free for all! You guys get to be my group therapy for the day. Haha

I'm the only one among my group of friends that's unattached and hasn't just had a baby. It's weird, though, my ex and I broke up in July and the more time goes by the more I'm okay just being alone. Plus the last few years I experienced a divorce, a couple failed flings and another bad breakup. I NEED a break and some safety time. My heart cant take anymore abuse.

It would be nice to feel boobs and have a nice lady come on my face again, though. Lol. I kind of feel like that's the last step in getting over my ex. I don't want my last shared orgasm to be with someone that dicked me over the way she did.

Girls I've talked to are like "if you want to get laid, just go out and get laid". Girls have it easy in this regard, I think. I've never been the "need to get laid" type. But a fun, friendly fling or FWB thing would be a lot of fun. And probably therapeutic.

I dunno, I'm just yammering. I dunno, ladies, who wants some D?



Btw, sorry if this post is weird or "lit review-ish". I'm kind of just yammering.

 

[Trekka]

PaulC: brilliant find. I'm serving unicorn steaks for dinner so perfect timing.

NRJ: Craigslist? Back page? Tinder? You're pretty funny and way less creepy than the average dude a lady may chat with via these mediums. It's nice because you can be up front about your lady-jizz needs. And you are classy enough to not ask for titty pix till after the third text. You go get 'em tiger! Woo their clothes off with sweet, sweet guitar stylings. Better yet... Mmmmmandolin.

In other news, quicksand fetishes exist. Who knew?! She knew, and she's making bank:

https://studio588qs.com/picsfortales11/rachelle%20photo2.jpg

...I'm in the wrong business. Sigh.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

PaulC: brilliant find. I'm serving unicorn steaks for dinner so perfect timing.

NRJ: Craigslist? Back page? Tinder? You're pretty funny and way less creepy than the average dude a lady may chat with via these mediums. It's nice because you can be up front about your lady-jizz needs. And you are classy enough to not ask for titty pix till after the third text. You go get 'em tiger! Woo their clothes off with sweet, sweet guitar stylings. Better yet... Mmmmmandolin.

In other news, quicksand fetishes exist. Who knew?! She knew, and she's making bank:

https://studio588qs.com/picsfortales11/rachelle%20photo2.jpg

...I'm in the wrong business. Sigh.

Haha yeah, seriously, I'm a musician. I need to get out more. A lot more. And thank you for the kind words, you're awesome.

And who is THAT fox? Bow WOW!

 

[Paul_Chance]

There is nothing quite like Unicorn Au Vin! Unicorn: The other, other white meat.

I've never done Tinder, though I have a good friend who uses it and has related some truly hilarious Tinder date stories. They've been funny enough that I've been tempted to use it just for the comedic value.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

I've done Tinder before a couple years ago. I met someone cool and fun and we had a date that ended with a wonderful make out session and plans for a second date. Which never happened, sadly. She kinda backed off. Ah well.

I've thought about going the online route. My fear with that, though, is that I'll run into my ex. Is that a rational fear or just me being silly?

 

[SweetCupcake]

I've done Tinder before a couple years ago. I met someone cool and fun and we had a date that ended with a wonderful make out session and plans for a second date. Which never happened, sadly. She kinda backed off. Ah well.

I've thought about going the online route. My fear with that, though, is that I'll run into my ex. Is that a rational fear or just me being silly?

My first bit of advice is don't let thoughts of your ex influence anything you may want to do. If online connections feel like a good thing to do -- just do it.

And I admire you for being good with alone time. I have always found that the most interesting men are very confident in their own company.

 

[Trekka]

Just call me Tinderella

Tinder is a fuggin blast. All you guys would clean up on Tinder! You're all so... literate! It's hot af.

And I was contemplating Unicorn Stroganoff...

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

My first bit of advice is don't let thoughts of your ex influence anything you may want to do. If online connections feel like a good thing to do -- just do it.

And I admire you for being good with alone time. I have always found that the most interesting men are very confident in their own company.

Why thank you very much . The alone time has definitely been good, for sure. I took a cross country road trip last year, just moved into my new apartment, which has been awesome. I'm definitely back on my feet again for sure. And it's been nice.

And that actually is good advice too. I've devoted enough time and feelings to her. It's time to just let it the fuck go already.

And yeah, it'll be nice to meet people again.

 

[SweetCupcake]

Why thank you very much . The alone time has definitely been good, for sure. I took a cross country road trip last year, just moved into my new apartment, which has been awesome. I'm definitely back on my feet again for sure. And it's been nice.

And that actually is good advice too. I've devoted enough time and feelings to her. It's time to just let it the fuck go already.

And yeah, it'll be nice to meet people again.

Yes -- absolutely well-said! Just let it the fuck go already!

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Just call me Tinderella

Tinder is a fuggin blast. All you guys would clean up on Tinder! You're all so... literate! It's hot af.

And I was contemplating Unicorn Stroganoff...

Lol eh, I'm okay.

Also, Unicorn Stroganoff...that sounds like a Frank Zappa album.

Yes -- absolutely well-said! Just let it the fuck go already!

Haha see? You get me.

 

[Paul_Chance]

I'll vote for Unicorn Stroganoff! That just sounds good. (Okay, maybe I need to consider what I am going to have for lunch)

 

[Trekka]

I'll vote for Unicorn Stroganoff! That just sounds good. (Okay, maybe I need to consider what I am going to have for lunch)

I know, right? Like, with those rainbow pasta ribbons, I'm thinking?

 

[ChainedUp]

To recap:

Unicorns, quicksand fetish, and NRJ group therapy. I can live with that for a free for all kind of day.

 

[ChainedUp]

oh and trekka's blatant random post. That's good too.