Litiquette V

Enjoying your Literotica porn? Which are you more willing to do?

  • Enjoy whatever is posted

    Votes: 193 60.9%
  • Try to find the most erotic images you can find and share them

    Votes: 34 10.7%
  • Post porn as a way to entice more PMs

    Votes: 10 3.2%
  • Post porn as shock value

    Votes: 2 0.6%
  • Use the porn you see here to masturbate to

    Votes: 78 24.6%

  • Total voters
    317
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"You walked into the party......"

Let's see you finish that with how the perfect evening unfolds. It can be a long essay, bullet points or the beginning of an SRP.......but I want to hear how the party plays out for you.

You walked into the party
Like you were walking on a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf, it was apricot
You had one eye on the mirror
And watched yourself gavotte
And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner
 
Either your topic was bad or my response killed the thread. Except my response was super clever. So, no. Better topic tomorrow, Papa C.

Or maybe my response was just super awesome no one could reply.
 
After you so cleverly revealed yourself as Carly Simon, the puzzle of why you're so vain was revealed to us all.
 
I'll blame the warmth in the Midwest, the rain on the west coast, the weekend, and the lack of creative desire for yesterday's disinterested response. It could never be a poor question/topic.

Taking ownership is important but only when making change immediately follows. Otherwise it's an empty, hollow effort. What was the last thing you took ownership of and made a change that lead to a real difference?
 
I'll blame the warmth in the Midwest, the rain on the west coast, the weekend, and the lack of creative desire for yesterday's disinterested response. It could never be a poor question/topic.

Taking ownership is important but only when making change immediately follows. Otherwise it's an empty, hollow effort. What was the last thing you took ownership of and made a change that lead to a real difference?

Wait..i replied to this and poof...it disappeared. No judgment if there is a double post.
Now...what warm weather? We've been buried under a mountain of snow. ..and I'm freezing!
The thing I took control of the most...my life. And I changed it big time.
Ladies, I'm more than just a gorgeous cock to lust after. I'm really deep, you know?

We know how deep you are;)

Now. ..sword fight....
 
Hey, I'm just glad I didn't get dragged into a sword fight. But the day is young. :p
 
It's like my cock is the center of all of the lusty fantasies of you girls here. I'm sorry my cock is always derailing your thread, Papa C. But, I can't help it. I barely even bring it up and they're foaming at the gash, just begging me to swing it around. It's kind of embarrassing. :eek:
 
I'll blame the warmth in the Midwest, the rain on the west coast, the weekend, and the lack of creative desire for yesterday's disinterested response. It could never be a poor question/topic.

Taking ownership is important but only when making change immediately follows. Otherwise it's an empty, hollow effort. What was the last thing you took ownership of and made a change that lead to a real difference?

The paucity of responses might reflect that your followers were uninterested in the topic. For us to be disinterested would suggest some impartiality, which, given there was no real party to attend, and therefore nothing much was on offer, might have been the case for some. Not Pmann, though, who gave a culturally appropriate response, and we all sang along as we read it.

It's like my cock is the center of all of the lusty fantasies of you girls here. I'm sorry my cock is always derailing your thread, Papa C. But, I can't help it. I barely even bring it up and they're foaming at the gash, just begging me to swing it around. It's kind of embarrassing. :eek:
From a disinterested perspective, Pmann, I think there's a lack of interest just now... Maybe a sword fight is the way to go to give the ladies more than verbal jousting.

As for taking ownership and making a change, my life is currently a series of revolving doors. If I didn't keep changing, I'd not be able to take ownership of where I am and where I am going.
Live, learn, and keep paddling.
 
I like this from BitesBack -- live, learn and keep paddling.
And I'll add -- ignore, move on and keep the "fuck you" inside rather than speaking it out loud. :D
 
Seems like thread got some free therapy......

So what have you gotten for free recently? Something that was truly free and of value?
 
A couple of weeks ago I stopped for my morning coffee. The guy handed it over and said "On the house" with a big smile. Totally made my morning. :)
 
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