Litiquette V

[Lord Pmann]

Ok..can we talk about the blizzard that has cancelled life in the entire province for a second? How will I get discounted chocolate if I can't find my truck? ? That grey tinge. ..in the centre...is my vehicle...the roof!

It's super warm here. I have on shorts. No blizzards here.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'm with Ruby - I'm a fan of a holiday that celebrates love. I don't think that is limited to romantic love, so I send Valentines to dear friends and family.

The celebration with my husband tends to be low key - like ordering a heart shaped pizza and watching a hockey game together. And boning. That's my kind of romance.

Awwwwwwww. That's cute.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Flexibility is good for many things

Pretty sure you're flirting with my valentine. Back off buster, she's mine.

 

[SlyderInside]

Not as worried about Valentine's Day this year - have my daughters with me so it'll be a nice quiet evening in. Rest of the week? Less quiet.

 

[ChainedUp]

If you were asked how best to describe what having an orgasm feels like, how would you describe it? What is the closest sensation to orgasm?

 

[Trekka]

A sneeze!!! Lololol

 

[numeniusa]

A sneeze!!! Lololol

Yes! A slow sneeze, I'd say, one of those ones that hovers for a while, building, while you make uncontrollably silly faces until suddenly it lets go.

 

[Trekka]

Yes! A slow sneeze, I'd say, one of those ones that hovers for a while, building, while you make uncontrollably silly faces until suddenly it lets go.

Right?! It's so true! One of the reasons sneezing can be kinda awesome lol

 

[ChainedUp]

I was thinking an itch that you can't get to yourself that's driving you wild until someone can scratch it for you....

 

[Lord Pmann]

What the fuck happens to you people when you sneeze? When I sneeze I pee a little and the button on my pants explodes. Nothing like an orgasm.

I have no words to properly describe an orgasm except "UHHHHNNNNGGGNG".

 

[Trekka]

Well, Pmann, clearly, you sneeze all wrong.

 

[Suz_anne]

Well, Pmann, clearly, you sneeze all wrong.

Maybe he orgasms all wrong.

 

[ChainedUp]

Maybe he orgasms all wrong.

Are you saying snot comes out of his p-wee?

 

[curvyangel1969]

What the fuck happens to you people when you sneeze? When I sneeze I pee a little and the button on my pants explodes. Nothing like an orgasm.

I have no words to properly describe an orgasm except "UHHHHNNNNGGGNG".

I don't want to encourage him. But this is pretty much the funniest thing I've read all day.

When I orgasm it some times looks like I peed the bed but feels nothing like peeing at all.....Or sneezing.. though it probably resembles Pmann's description of a sneeze better. I must be doing it wrong too.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I orgasm chocolate fondue like all guys.

I don't want to encourage him. But this is pretty much the funniest thing I've read all day.

Why don't you want to encourage me?!? Lol. You just talked about me like I was a toddler. Haha

 

[LWulf]

With it's rising and falling crescendos, Arsis and thesis, or musical composition in general, I'd say music has the best chance of describing sex, if not orgasms. Older classical music supposedly does this, or so some people claim. I never connoted classical music with sex. For me, until my early 40's, Pearl Jam's "Black" best personified sex and sexual orgasm.

 

[Trekka]

I vote Stairway.

 

[LWulf]

on the humorous side, the last minute of 1812 overture sums up sex brilliantly.

 

[Lord Pmann]

https://youtu.be/e2mcnSRhi0I

Me, My Yoke and I by Damien Rice

Not much is better at describing sex through music.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

How about when your foot goes numb and tingly, and you're barely able to walk. All sorts of whack sensations going on.

 

[TheOldWidow]

Thank you dear people for giving an old lady a much needed laugh, you are treasures even if you do pee when you sneeze.

 

[LWulf]

Thank you dear people for giving an old lady a much needed laugh, you are treasures even if you do pee when you sneeze.

uh, that's just the P-mann that does that, though that gives new meaning to why he chose the name P-mann

 

[Lord Pmann]

Fuck all y'all!

 

[TheOldWidow]

Oh my, I'm going to start laughing again.

 

[Lord Pmann]

How about when your foot goes numb and tingly, and you're barely able to walk. All sorts of whack sensations going on.

Have you people ever had orgasms?!?!

It doesn't feel like a sneeze or a tingly foot. It makes you feel like you're the king of the world. And then, a very, very sleepy king of the world. I'm quite sure you girls are missing out on orgasms if it feels like a sneeze or a tingly foot. I've always been convinced the female orgasm is hoax and your descriptions are simply giving credence to that!