Litiquette V

[Lord Pmann]

It has made me realize that there are probably all sorts of people jerking off in the offices and bathroom stalls at work every day. I really had no idea.

I think Papa C. is off fulfilling a lifelong dream. He's directing his first feature length porn film. And/or getting his dick pierced.

Yeah. We are all jerking off in the stalls.

I've realized that some of the most normal looking people are into the freakiest things. Not me. I'm normal looking and very vanilla. But, there are so many freaky fuckers here.

Also, I found that there are some really interesting people here. Like three of them. And I'm one.

Papa C is off getting some bumps shaved off his penis. Penile reconstruction surgery to follow.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Ohh noo...Not in the bathroom at the office....aren't people worried about a pavlovian effect?....Self pleasure + hearing/smelling what's happenining in the stall next to them?

Dude! You don't do it when people are in there. Or, I so I've heard.

 

[Trekka]

Lit has broadened my sexy horizons. Opened my mind to all kinds of good healthy kink. It gives me ideas to bring into the bedroom.

It has sharpened my flirting skills, honed my writing abilities, and I'm starting to give less and less fucks about what other people think <--good thing

I've met some awesome people here. Formed some really tight bonds. <-- punny!

And I should add that I've been coming here for the stories since ... 1997? So basically my entire sexual identity was at least partially shaped by what I stumbled across (or dove into, ass over tea kettle) here.

I owe a lot to this place!

Bonus: I am going to speculate that Papa C is on a special ops mission in an exotic locale right now doing high risk things in a sexy uniform. While sweating.

*excuses self to run to the ladies room*

 

[Guyblue82]

Dude! You don't do it when people are in there. Or, I so I've heard.

Nothing like the smell of old urinal cakes, the low hum of florescent lights and the constant danger of dropping the phone in the toilet.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Friday's topic-

How has being at Lit changed your views? How has being here made you view people, sexuality, the Internet, etc differently?

Bonus question-

Where is Papa Chained? Let's all speculate with our best stories!

It's definitely opened my mind and educated me a little on what people are into. So that's cool.

Papa is currently taking part in the Kumite. He's avenging the death of his mentor.

 

[beachbaby179]

Usually lurk, but today was too good to pass up.

I have learned a lot about people, and about myself, since I started hanging out here. I also look at people differently now, undress them in my mind, wonder what, if anything, is under that kilt when I watch a parade or go to an Irish funeral (don't judge). I'm much more tolerant and I don't shock easily anymore.

And Papa C went away for a little tryst, and had the tables turned on him by his playmate. SHE chained HIM to the bed, and just for kicks, swallowed the key. They're waiting for it to ... um ... resurface before he can come home. In the meantime, he's in heaven, being fed, getting spongebaths, and ... stuff.

 

[Trekka]

BB, you have greatly amused me. Spongebaths...

 

[Lord Pmann]

I think Papa C will like his speculative vacation talk.

 

[Lord Pmann]

BB, you have greatly amused me. Spongebaths...

A hippie is amused by the concept of a bath...

 

[LWulf]

doesnt everyone know PapaC is out getting a pedicure? He likes getting the full treatment so, pink painted toenails and all.

Only trouble is they need to break out the Binford turbo sander and the Binford extra-sharp hedge clippers to trim those bad boys otherwise called toenails by human beings.

 

[Trekka]

I got a pedicure today. Perhaps I am Chained.

 

[LWulf]

I got a pedicure today. Perhaps I am Chained.

do you answer to "papa"?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I think Papa C will like his speculative vacation talk.

You say that, although being someone who is in the know regarding his escapades (he is having his prison tattoos removed from his ass before meeting his bisexual bear whom he met on here), you're all a little off.

Except except Pmann, as usual. Pmann has a knack for recognising when unspeakable body mutilation occurs.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You say that, although being someone who is in the know regarding his escapades (he is having his prison tattoos removed from his ass before meeting his bisexual bear whom he met on here), you're all a little off.

Except except Pmann, as usual. Pmann has a knack for recognising when unspeakable body mutilation occurs.

I know when a dick inversion is taking place.

It's almost midnight, so I'll let you know what his real plans are... when he returns, he'll be Mama C.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I know when a dick inversion is taking place.

It's almost midnight, so I'll let you know what his real plans are... when he returns, he'll be Mama C.

Photos or it didn't happen

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

I saw John Wick: Chapter 2 tonight. It's hilarious if you imagine that as being a "what is Papa Chained up to while he's gone?" story.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I saw John Wick: Chapter 2 tonight. It's hilarious if you imagine that as being a "what is Papa Chained up to while he's gone?" story.

I am forever going to picture Keanu Reeves and his "commendable" acting talent when thinking of Chainey-boy from this point forward

 

[aussiegeekygal]

OK, OK- I think I figured it out.

Chainey-boy, sitting on his couch in tighty whities, eating pickles straight from the jar whilst watching C-SPAN.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

I am forever going to picture Keanu Reeves and his "commendable" acting talent when thinking of Chainey-boy from this point forward

When he comes back I hope he says "You wanted me back? I'm back!" Like in the movie.

I will say Keanu is fantastic as John Wick.

 

[Lord Pmann]

So I think the general consensus is that Papa C is out there becoming the next Caitlyn. Oh my, he's so brace. Just like Caitlyn.

Today's topic:

Lit vs Real Life
How alike are the two? Your personality here vs every day? What's the difference? Is there any? Are you just a lurker here, but on Fridays you're dancing atop the bar with your girlfriends and having sashimi chicken eaten out of your belly button? Are you calm and collected and work, but you secretly have a wank in the stall every day to make things exciting? Are you an attention whore here and a recluse in your mother's basement?

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

I'm pretty much exactly the same here and in real life. Like on the board I like guitars and eating pussy. In real life? Same thing. I'm not that complicated when you really get down to it. Lol

 

[ChainedUp]

Trekka wins, it was an exotic locale, I was wearing a suit, and of course it was risky.

Now some of you.....I can see just what my reputation is.....seems pretty much good to me......

An interesting week of reading......nice to see the perversion hasn't left the room.

 

[Bitesback]

Trekka wins, it was an exotic locale, I was wearing a suit, and of course it was risky.

Chained is the new James Bond?

 

[beachbaby179]

Ooh. What's Trekka's prize? Should we all be envious?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Trekka wins, it was an exotic locale, I was wearing a suit, and of course it was risky.

Now some of you.....I can see just what my reputation is.....seems pretty much good to me......

An interesting week of reading......nice to see the perversion hasn't left the room.

You are so welcome for keeping your thread warm and going strong. I'm a very good thread keeper.