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Night sex is the best. Always.
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Sunday's good. But currently I think my favourite is late Friday afternoon. Post-work, but before the evening begins. Shucking off the rigours of the week with a physical escape. Lovely.
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Agreed on the post work Friday - the most mentally freeing time of the week. Whole weekend ahead of you, the perfect time to let loose
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Sleepy morning sex, great way to start the day.
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High five from me for that suggestion.
Haha. No fair. I feel like I should get royalties for that sucking off.
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SMNaughtywife
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^^^ I'll second this, but circumstances aren't always in my favor for when my mood is.
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How on earth would that be administered, I wonder. 10% of the length?
I almost termed it residuals instead of royalties, but I thought that could be misconstrued in terms of what I was asking.
I'm sure you all can come up with ways to thank me. Perhaps you can get me a hooker of some sort. Like a nice, classy one. With nice boobs.
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Since when has it been common to link Sundays and early mornings?
Sunday mornings are for staying good books and staying in bed...and as for your other point, no matter the time...
https://68.media.tumblr.com/b3ef1163238b7f8eb2101fd00c3a136e/tumblr_o8nwfx6VZT1qlj73qo1_540.jpg
https://68.media.tumblr.com/acfd5a0216141debf6be67716a66e7f0/tumblr_oatopuEyUQ1qlj73qo1_540.jpg
as for your other point, no matter the time...
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Not for me. I don't love dangly bits. Just not my thing. I love a nice vagina. Or even a mean one. I'm just not a fan of turkey neck appendages that we guys possess. Well, I like mine. But yeah.
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The the shemale, to borrow a baseball phrase, is like a utility infielder, able to play all the positions. Maybe not the best at any one, but always flexible and gives options for everyone
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I understand the thought. To each their own. But some of us don't like playing catcher. We only want to pitch.
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Then wouldn't you turn her over and pitch through the backdoor?
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I'll pass. I want the strength of a man and the soft curves of a women.
So I'll just go with a threesome please.
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In which case it would be unwise for you at christmas time to cover yours in feathers and walk into a brothal shouting gobble gobble gobble.
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I'll pass. I want the strength of a man and the soft curves of a women.
So I'll just go with a threesome please.
That's an answer I can deal with with.
Uh, no. Shemales aren't the creation of photoshopping, but someone (typically male because drugs can't give a woman a dick but they can give a man breasts) who has taken prescription drugs to give them part of the sexual organs of the opposite sex.
Unless you are talking about a hermaphrodite, which is not usually referred to as a "shemale." Hermaphrodites are likewise typically not the creation of photoshopping, but a person who is born with both sexual organs. The trouble with hermaphrodites are they can't have both organs functional. They can be fucked in their pussy, but unless it is a functional pussy, then they can't give birth to a child, meaning they are more male than female. Typically, a hermaphrodite is missing a clit, as, during ANY pregnancy, the forward "bump" develops either into a clit or a cock. In such a case, again, the cock MAY get hard (not a guarantee), but it isn't functional to pee through or to impregnate a woman.
As far as I know, this is a medical fact that has not been contradicted in all of history. Typically, as far as I understand medicine, a hermaphrodite is actually the result of damage to the fetus during pregnancy from either chemical or radioactive poisoning.
Back to the question of a "shemale"; my ultimate expression of options isn't a cock and no pussy. I have no use for a cock except the one between my own legs. So, no, a shemale is not my ultimate expression for "options."
That said, I have no problem with a male, female, male threesome, as long as I don't have to interact with the other dude.
Unless you are talking about a hermaphrodite, which is not usually referred to as a "shemale." Hermaphrodites are likewise typically not the creation of photoshopping, but a person who is born with both sexual organs. The trouble with hermaphrodites are they can't have both organs functional. They can be fucked in their pussy, but unless it is a functional pussy, then they can't give birth to a child, meaning they are more male than female. Typically, a hermaphrodite is missing a clit, as, during ANY pregnancy, the forward "bump" develops either into a clit or a cock. In such a case, again, the cock MAY get hard (not a guarantee), but it isn't functional to pee through or to impregnate a woman.
As far as I know, this is a medical fact that has not been contradicted in all of history. Typically, as far as I understand medicine, a hermaphrodite is actually the result of damage to the fetus during pregnancy from either chemical or radioactive poisoning.
Back to the question of a "shemale"; my ultimate expression of options isn't a cock and no pussy. I have no use for a cock except the one between my own legs. So, no, a shemale is not my ultimate expression for "options."
That said, I have no problem with a male, female, male threesome, as long as I don't have to interact with the other dude.
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