Litiquette V

[SMNaughtywife]

Sigh... Suz_anne is gonna be so disappointed LWulf isn't interested in sword fighting with Pmann and Chained. It really could of been epic. I would of stayed up late, got up early and even possibly taken a vacation day to watch this. It's a sad day here.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

I'm not into shemales or dudes, but for the sake of a threesome a little sword crossing wouldn't bother me. It's all in good fun.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Then wouldn't you turn her over and pitch through the backdoor?

I would not. Just not my thing. I'd rather have a girl put a toy in my arse instead. Or, just fuck a girl in the backdoor.

It's apparent Chained is far freakier than I am.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Uh, no. Shemales aren't the creation of photoshopping, but someone (typically male because drugs can't give a woman a dick but they can give a man breasts) who has taken prescription drugs to give them part of the sexual organs of the opposite sex.

Unless you are talking about a hermaphrodite, which is not usually referred to as a "shemale." Hermaphrodites are likewise typically not the creation of photoshopping, but a person who is born with both sexual organs. The trouble with hermaphrodites are they can't have both organs functional. They can be fucked in their pussy, but unless it is a functional pussy, then they can't give birth to a child, meaning they are more male than female. Typically, a hermaphrodite is missing a clit, as, during ANY pregnancy, the forward "bump" develops either into a clit or a cock. In such a case, again, the cock MAY get hard (not a guarantee), but it isn't functional to pee through or to impregnate a woman.

As far as I know, this is a medical fact that has not been contradicted in all of history. Typically, as far as I understand medicine, a hermaphrodite is actually the result of damage to the fetus during pregnancy from either chemical or radioactive poisoning.

Back to the question of a "shemale"; my ultimate expression of options isn't a cock and no pussy. I have no use for a cock except the one between my own legs. So, no, a shemale is not my ultimate expression for "options."

That said, I have no problem with a male, female, male threesome, as long as I don't have to interact with the other dude.

The wulf doth protest too much, methinks.

 

[LWulf]

The wulf doth protest too much, methinks.

I protest not knave, though certes, I doth spake in verbose most readily.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

It's apparent Chained is far freakier than I am.

You're just now figuring this out?

 

[ChainedUp]

You're just now figuring this out?

Just using my facilitator skills to their fullest

 

[base10]

Just using my facilitator skills to their fullest

Shocked someone with the name chained would be super freaky

 

[Lord Pmann]

You're just now figuring this out?

I knew he was a LITTLE freakier than I am. But, I thought we were on similar pages. I mean, one time I fucked my wife WITH the lights on. One time I did it from behind. Those were separate times.

 

[Suz_anne]

Sigh... Suz_anne is gonna be so disappointed LWulf isn't interested in sword fighting with Pmann and Chained. It really could of been epic. I would of stayed up late, got up early and even possibly taken a vacation day to watch this. It's a sad day here.

*nods*

 

[LWulf]

*nods*

Sorry to disappoint... but yams and all that.

 

[Hornblende]

I knew he was a LITTLE freakier than I am. But, I thought we were on similar pages. I mean, one time I fucked my wife WITH the lights on. One time I did it from behind. Those were separate times.

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Bitesback]

Shemales, often the creation of some great photoshopping, but let's assume the above person is authentic, would S(he) not be the ultimate in sexually options?

Hmmm, Chained...
You post your shemales topic immediately below my post and then refer to the shemale above....

**note to self: turn on light when wearing the strap on

 

[ChainedUp]

Personal ads here. I'm always super curious, and maybe I should set up an alt, not have a profile, never post except something to the Kik/Skype threads along the lines of "I'm avaialable for chat for any ladies".

Does that actually work?

 

[LWulf]

No, personal ads don't work.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Pics or it didn't happen.

http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q518/pmann83/General/image_zpsfa10720b.jpg

 

[Hornblende]

http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q518/pmann83/General/image_zpsfa10720b.jpg

. OK then....!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Personal ads here. I'm always super curious, and maybe I should set up an alt, not have a profile, never post except something to the Kik/Skype threads along the lines of "I'm avaialable for chat for any ladies".

Does that actually work?

I've never done that, so I don't know. However, when I first got here, I posted in a personals. You wouldn't believe the responses I got. And I wasn't the well known charmer that I am today. I was new. Few posts. Apparently I was a commodity because I could spell. That was one comment I was told repeatedly. I don't know if guys here are just illiterate or what. I'm not some exquisite linguist or anything.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I've never done that, so I don't know. However, when I first got here, I posted in a personals. You wouldn't believe the responses I got. And I wasn't the well known charmer that I am today. I was new. Few posts. Apparently I was a commodity because I could spell. That was one comment I was told repeatedly. I don't know if guys here are just illiterate or what. I'm not some exquisite linguist or anything.

Not even a cunning Linguist?

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Never done or responded to a personal ad. I almost feel bad for those who post one, never interact on the boards and then lurk. Lurkers give me the heebie-jeebies. God forbid you put a little effort into some causal chit chat.
But who knows, maybe there's a tons of ladies that are begging to be with someone thats been around for 3yrs and the only posts are his own thread bumps.

 

[Suz_anne]

I've never posted a personal ad because that's not why I'm here. I read them from time to time and a lot of the posters do seem to lack a basic grasp of grammar, spelling and punctuation. But some are just so sweetly hopeful, it makes me smile. So I hope the ads work for at least some of those people.

 

[Lord Pmann]

There's one guy who posts down there. His name is diamond something or other. I don't know if he is still around or not. But he used to post a new thread like every few days. No one ever responded. And before you feel bad, he was creepy as hell. I'm certain he saved his nail clippings in plastic baggies.

And sometimes there are the obvious men who pose as women.

I do enjoy reading down there. I've responded to a couple women who were interested in conversation (and boobs). The conversations have occasionally been friendly and fun. But for the most part, they fizzle out because they can't handle my charm.

But honestly, I prefer to talk to someone from this thread or another like-minded thread. Usually people here are fun enough. One day I'm gonna get that Suzanne chick to respond. I hear she's freakier than Chained.

 

[Endless_Night]

I peek into Lit and learn Chained is into shemales AND that he's freakier than the Stickman.

Who knew?

* * *

What lured me to post, though, is Pmann's sex pic. How is it that no one has commented on the fact that his wife wears gloves during sex? Am I the only one who finds this odd?

Surely not............

It’s some “extra classy” thing I’m not privy to, isn’t it?

 

[LWulf]

No, personal ads don't work.

I have posted one personal ad (cant stand when people say "personal add", and there is one with several names who does it repeatedly!! ), but it was as a joke. Surprisingly no one responded!

I have responded to numerous ads, usually it is with snark, or if they are new, then I usually post:

PILE ON THE NOOBIE!​

which, again, is a joke, though some trolls who haunt me, and you know who you are, usually post that I am being serious, or some such.


I'm not always full of snark and sometimes try to help the poor noobs, may gawk rest their newbishness.

 

[base10]

I've posted personal ads before. For the girls who did respond, they weren't the type of girls I was looking for. Much better to make friends first, and move to the sexy stuff later.