Litiquette V

[aussiegeekygal]

I Karen Smith. Oh she's dreamy. Totally in my top five.

Who are the other three (of course we all know Christina Hendrix is your dream babe) (and for good reason)?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Who are the other three (of course we all know Christina Hendrix is your dream babe) (and for good reason)?

Let's see...

You got Christina. She's my numero uno.

- Sofia Vergara
- Hannah Simone
- Alison Brie
- Ariel Winter
- Kim Kardashian from before I know boo about her (don't judge me, fuckers)
- Lucy Pinder

Yeah. My top 5 has a few more than 5 it seems.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Let's do a picture show

My beloved Christina...
http://www.speakerscorner.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/christina5.jpg

Sofia Vergara
http://new3.fjcdn.com/comments/Nah+dude+sophia+vegarra+_e778b658bbdd216c057e2723859d84e5.jpg

Hannah Simone wears a bra well
https://popminute.com/photo/1/hannah_simone_bra_new_girl3.jpg

Alison Brie also wears a bra well
http://thebrasize.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Alison-Brie-bra-size3.jpg

Ariel and Sofia!!! I see a pmann sandwich!
http://31.media.tumblr.com/ae84ccf0705565d5eee73d19347536f3/tumblr_mzoegeWFO81qzz4fho1_400.png

I'm not so judgmental that I have to take her shit personality into account. I refuse to judge her by the content of her character. #IHaveADream
https://ioneglobalgrind.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/kim-kardashian-jasmine-costume-2409052316544929581.jpeg?quality=100&strip=all&w=450

I like Lucy because she is smart and insightful.
http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/AcUAAOSwsB9V8~WX/s-l300.jpg

The girl who started this conversation... Amanda.

http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/891/891665/amanda-seyfried-20080717031300574-000.jpg

 

[ChainedUp]

You're getting me hot.

You seem that way quite often. Turn down the thermostat. #helpful

 

[ChainedUp]

Is this the imposter thread sheriff of which you mentioned Chained?

Good thing I was warned..

That's exactly the type of thing I was warning you of. Good catch.

 

[ChainedUp]

Bullshit.

I learnt everything I know from fisting from you. I now teach Anal Fisting 101 at the local community college. I educate America's finest sex workers and curious 50 something men.

Entering is easy, knowing when to say when is much more challenging.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Is this the imposter thread sheriff of which you mentioned Chained?

Good thing I was warned..

Yes. You're in good safe hands with Papa Chained.

Bullshit.

I learnt everything I know from fisting from you. I now teach Anal Fisting 101 at the local community college. I educate America's finest sex workers and curious 50 something men.

I mean, yeah I can teach the basics like the rectal matrix and the convolution of the sphincter muscles, but I'm not an expert.

I scoff at your intolerance.

You'll never Skype with me and my sisters again.

You and your sisters don't have the money to hire me again.

 

[Trekka]

You seem that way quite often. Turn down the thermostat. #helpful

You and your sisters don't have the money to hire me again.

I'm pretty sure I resent both of these statements.

 

[ChainedUp]

I'm pretty sure I resent both of these statements.

Oh no, mine was said with complete personal safety in mind. Can't have you over heating and doing damage

 

[TasteTheRaynebow69]

*pulls out notepad*

 

[aussiegeekygal]

You seem that way quite often. Turn down the thermostat. #helpful

Dude- did you just hashtag?!?

 

[ChainedUp]

Dude- did you just hashtag?!?

Oh yes I did. Dig the #hashtag

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dude- did you just hashtag?!?

Oh yes I did. Dig the #hashtag

Papa C and I do that sometimes. It's our thing.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Oh yes I did. Dig the #hashtag

Papa C and I do that sometimes. It's our thing.

You two are so lame it's cute

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

My beloved Christina...
http://www.speakerscorner.me/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/christina5.jpg

Sofia Vergara
http://new3.fjcdn.com/comments/Nah+dude+sophia+vegarra+_e778b658bbdd216c057e2723859d84e5.jpg

Hannah Simone wears a bra well
https://popminute.com/photo/1/hannah_simone_bra_new_girl3.jpg

Alison Brie also wears a bra well
http://thebrasize.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Alison-Brie-bra-size3.jpg

Ariel and Sofia!!! I see a pmann sandwich!
http://31.media.tumblr.com/ae84ccf0705565d5eee73d19347536f3/tumblr_mzoegeWFO81qzz4fho1_400.png

I'm not so judgmental that I have to take her shit personality into account. I refuse to judge her by the content of her character. #IHaveADream
https://ioneglobalgrind.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/kim-kardashian-jasmine-costume-2409052316544929581.jpeg?quality=100&strip=all&w=450

I like Lucy because she is smart and insightful.
http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/AcUAAOSwsB9V8~WX/s-l300.jpg

The girl who started this conversation... Amanda.

http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/891/891665/amanda-seyfried-20080717031300574-000.jpg

I'm very glad I stopped by this thread tonight. VA VA VOOM!

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Oh look, tits. Who'd of thought.

 

[ChainedUp]

Oh look, tits. Who'd of thought.

Shocking!

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Shocking!

Hi Chained! Let's see, what should I dig up for tonight's entertainment.
Hmmmm...
Any requests?

 

[ChainedUp]

Cleavage seems to be taken, rather not see any fisting footage. Blow jobs are always popular.

 

[ChainedUp]

Or this

http://66.media.tumblr.com/da981ce3429ca3cfa2b521245200837c/tumblr_o0mjlrlgCn1uc2c0ho1_250.gif

 

[Trekka]

Is hugging porn a thing?

 

[ChainedUp]

Is hugging porn a thing?

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/ba/46/c9/ba46c99bb7b47498ef639f2bfce2672a.jpg

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Is hugging porn a thing?

https://68.media.tumblr.com/bea746745b56dd5feb6e06ea8a1eeae7/tumblr_o10cbsMghy1r7915do1_500.gif

 

[Trekka]

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[ChainedUp]

Sometimes I just shake my head. http://68.media.tumblr.com/3cedf43425a61b2d5634ea3935ced3b4/tumblr_of9hg2tebo1ukrdklo1_500.gif