Litiquette V

[ChainedUp]

*wonders if this is a good time to tell the tale of The Dog Porn Dom*

It's the perfect time

 

[Trekka]

There's also the story of how I once got e-gifted from one e-Dom to another e-Dom without my knowledge or consent... that's a classic.

Epic n00bery.

 

[ChainedUp]

There's also the story of how I once got e-gifted from one e-Dom to another e-Dom without my knowledge or consent... that's a classic.

Epic n00bery.

Damn, gifted, is that fancy talk for being passed around?

 

[Trekka]

Damn, gifted, is that fancy talk for being passed around?

Yes, that's how it was explained to me.

E-passed-around, no less.

Facepalm.

 

[ydahecnot]

A few:

--a Lit breakup where a gal was accused of having an abortion
--flame wars over whether an AmPic model was a fraud
--the times guys PMed me, doing the slow build, thinking I was female. One guy did it twice two years apart

 

[Paul_Chance]

"I'm sorry Senator, I have no recollection of said event, if it ever occurred."

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

As far as things that didn't directly effect me nothing is coming to mind. I did see this post from someone recently that made me go "Lady, you TRIPPIN" though.

 

[ChainedUp]

Yes, that's how it was explained to me.

E-passed-around, no less.

Facepalm.

Maybe it was a free upgrade. Lol

 

[Lord Pmann]

Strange when an upside down spinning naked woman giving head gets less run around here than nerd love. Shakes head.

Which provides a nice little segue to todays's topic. What is the strangest thing you've seen here at lit? And by that I don't mean pics/gifs/porn, and no this is not a
secret request for anyone going all LilSister and posting the freakiest of things. What I was thinking of was something you read posted on a thread. Maybe a PM exchange that went a little off the beaten path. Did you shy away, or continue on unphased?

For what it's worth, the Nerd Love was regarding yours truly, sooooooo... yeah. That's why it got more love than a spinning blowjob.

The weirdest thing I have seen on here... hmmmmmm. I'll give two examples.

One is just the weirdest pattern. On the GB, people often post that they are requesting help looking for a story. Well, the weird thing is that 9/10 times, it's someone looking for an incest story. I mean, it's so odd. Why are the brother fuckers always the ones who cannot keep their stories straight? Are those stories so much better than normal MILF or non-consent or GMILF stories? It's a running joke there.

The other one was a wife in the How To who was asking for help to win back her husband who was not interested in her sexually. So, she needed some advice. And what better way was she looking to get his attention? Anal fisting. He had an addiction to anal fisting porn and she thought that was gonna get his attention. She was actually seemingly a nice lady and suffered from low self esteem. I felt really bad for her every time I coached her how to shove a watermelon up her arse. Okay, that last part was a joke. I never talked to her.

Bonus: there was a lady here who was pretty nice. Seemingly normal. Many of you would even know her. I'm pretty sure at least one guy here fucks her on the regular. Well, she made up the tallest tales you could imagine. She was dating a Homicide Detective who did amateur "daddy" porn and was busting a paedo ring. The pic she sent of the dude was a stock pic that could be found by searching his pic. The whole story was so absurd.

 

[ChainedUp]

So confused. I thought you were the microprocessor, I mean it seemed to make sense and all.

So anal fisting, how does one know when to stop once the fist is in? The elbow? Then again I have big fists and skinny arms.

For what it's worth, the Nerd Love was regarding yours truly, sooooooo... yeah. That's why it got more love than a spinning blowjob.

The weirdest thing I have seen on here... hmmmmmm. I'll give two examples.

One is just the weirdest pattern. On the GB, people often post that they are requesting help looking for a story. Well, the weird thing is that 9/10 times, it's someone looking for an incest story. I mean, it's so odd. Why are the brother fuckers always the ones who cannot keep their stories straight? Are those stories so much better than normal MILF or non-consent or GMILF stories? It's a running joke there.

The other one was a wife in the How To who was asking for help to win back her husband who was not interested in her sexually. So, she needed some advice. And what better way was she looking to get his attention? Anal fisting. He had an addiction to anal fisting porn and she thought that was gonna get his attention. She was actually seemingly a nice lady and suffered from low self esteem. I felt really bad for her every time I coached her how to shove a watermelon up her arse. Okay, that last part was a joke. I never talked to her.

Bonus: there was a lady here who was pretty nice. Seemingly normal. Many of you would even know her. I'm pretty sure at least one guy here fucks her on the regular. Well, she made up the tallest tales you could imagine. She was dating a Homicide Detective who did amateur "daddy" porn and was busting a paedo ring. The pic she sent of the dude was a stock pic that could be found by searching his pic. The whole story was so absurd.

 

[Scout44]

So confused. I thought you were the microprocessor, I mean it seemed to make sense and all.

So anal fisting, how does one know when to stop once the fist is in? The elbow? Then again I have big fists and skinny arms.

sigh..I have missed this thread..never a dull moment

 

[ChainedUp]

sigh..I have missed this thread..never a dull moment

Where you banned? I don't recall issuing any banishments. Be on the lookout for imposter thread sheriffs.

 

[Scout44]

Where you banned? I don't recall issuing any banishments. Be on the lookout for imposter thread sheriffs.

Not banned, just busy...

And noted..thanks for the heads up.

 

[Trekka]

Then again I have big fists and skinny arms.

You're getting me hot.

sigh..I have missed this thread..never a dull moment

This thread has missed you!

And Pmann-- I used to publish audios and stories here. I got thousands of messages. And the number one thing these folks would request, by far, was incest. Males and females alike. It really surprised me. It also opened my eyes to the vastness of what I thought were niche sexual interests.

Which brings me to the number one most surprising thing I've seen on Lit: intolerance of the kinks and interests of others.

Outspoken, blatant, in-your-face intolerance *so* rubs me the wrong way. If it's legal, and safe/sane/consensual, I don't give a fuck what floats someone's boat! Yet some folks around here do, and speak out often.

So weirdest thing I've ever seen on a PORN forum: kink-bashing.

Like, did I miss something? I thought that's why we were all here

 

[Scout44]

You're getting me hot.



This thread has missed you!

And Pmann-- I used to publish audios and stories here. I got thousands of messages. And the number one thing these folks would request, by far, was incest. Males and females alike. It really surprised me. It also opened my eyes to the vastness of what I thought were niche sexual interests.

Which brings me to the number one most surprising thing I've seen on Lit: intolerance of the kinks and interests of others.

Outspoken, blatant, in-your-face intolerance *so* rubs me the wrong way. If it's legal, and safe/sane/consensual, I don't give a fuck what floats someone's boat! Yet some folks around here do, and speak out often.

So weirdest thing I've ever seen on a PORN forum: kink-bashing.

Like, did I miss something? I thought that's why we were all here

Thanks Doll

I agree with you, and I try not to judge, it may not be "my" thing but to each their own, that said of course with the obvious, legal, safe, consensual caveats you added.

The only exception to that for me is being on the receiving end of a very detailed PM from a stranger that described breaking into my house and raping me...that one pissed me off quite frankly.

 

[Trekka]

Thanks Doll

I agree with you, and I try not to judge, it may not be "my" thing but to each their own, that said of course with the obvious, legal, safe, consensual caveats you added.

The only exception to that for me is being on the receiving end of a very detailed PM from a stranger that described breaking into my house and raping me...that one pissed me off quite frankly.

Smh. Jackass. He clearly violated the consensuality clause.

...was he cute?

Kidding.

{{hugs!}}

Good to see you around again

 

[Lord Pmann]

So anal fisting, how does one know when to stop once the fist is in? The elbow? Then again I have big fists and skinny arms.

I am no expert fister or fistee, anal or otherwise. This poor girl seemed like she really wanted to please her husband.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Where you banned? I don't recall issuing any banishments. Be on the lookout for imposter thread sheriffs.

But I feel like she doesn't seem to be aware of the lack of use penalty... the one where you have to post boobs to be reinstated.

Outspoken, blatant, in-your-face intolerance *so* rubs me the wrong way. If it's legal, and safe/sane/consensual, I don't give a fuck what floats someone's boat! Yet some folks around here do, and speak out often.

Sounds like something a cousin fucker would say...

 

[Scout44]

But I feel like she doesn't seem to be aware of the lack of use penalty... the one where you have to post boobs to be reinstated.





Sounds like something a cousin fucker would say...

Is this the imposter thread sheriff of which you mentioned Chained?

Good thing I was warned..

 

[aussiegeekygal]

So confused. I thought you were the microprocessor, I mean it seemed to make sense and all.

So anal fisting, how does one know when to stop once the fist is in? The elbow? Then again I have big fists and skinny arms.

I thought we went over this. Insert flacid, then create said fist. Duh.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I am no expert fister or fistee, anal or otherwise. This poor girl seemed like she really wanted to please her husband.

Bullshit.

I learnt everything I know from fisting from you. I now teach Anal Fisting 101 at the local community college. I educate America's finest sex workers and curious 50 something men.

 

[Trekka]

Sounds like something a cousin fucker would say...

I scoff at your intolerance.

You'll never Skype with me and my sisters again.

 

[LWulf]

Sounds like something a cousin fucker would say...

Are we talking first cousin or more distant like a fourth cousin?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Are we talking first cousin or more distant like a fourth cousin?

https://66.media.tumblr.com/cc150ef47661a8435076bb3c1a39a6ca/tumblr_inline_o9lltlXGVe1un6oi4_500.gif

 

[Lord Pmann]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/cc150ef47661a8435076bb3c1a39a6ca/tumblr_inline_o9lltlXGVe1un6oi4_500.gif

I Karen Smith. Oh she's dreamy. Totally in my top five.