Litiquette V

[beachbaby179]

Way too vague and I don't have enough caffeine in me to analyze anything. So I'll just go with procrastination and say "later".

 

[curvyangel1969]

Way too vague and I don't have enough caffeine in me to analyze anything. So I'll just go with procrastination and say "later".

Ditto

 

[Trekka]

Yeah, can we go back to pondering a Lit meet-up and maybe make predictions about who would bone who? NRJ is dying to know!

 

[Lord Pmann]

A Saturday morning quick hitter: if you know it's going to happen would you rather it happen sooner rather than latter or is there an advantage in waiting for it? Yes, I know that it depends on what "it" is but then the question becomes super easy to answer.....

Well yeah. It really depends on IT. Like, death... that one can come later. Much later. My next blowjob, though? Sooner. Always sooner.

 

[Paul_Chance]

Quick, quick, quick. If it's inevitable let's get to it.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Yeah, can we go back to pondering a Lit meet-up and maybe make predictions about who would bone who? NRJ is dying to know!

Hahaha well, curious. Not necessarily dying. I'm not that desperate yet.

 

[ChainedUp]

What I seem to never be able to remember is that the denizens of this thread don't do well with vague, need more definitive, tangible topics. Noted.

So.......

Was your first orgasm with a partner better than your first masturbation orgasm? Do you remember both? And if you had but one more orgasm, for the sake of pleasure, would you rely on a partner to get perfect or take matters into your own hands/toys.

 

[ydahecnot]

I can picture a big central area in the middle for Litsters to socialize. Then two-person cubicles to the side, for PMers. And cubicles for several people, for chat

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

What I seem to never be able to remember is that the denizens of this thread don't do well with vague, need more definitive, tangible topics. Noted.

So.......

Was your first orgasm with a partner better than your first masturbation orgasm? Do you remember both? And if you had but one more orgasm, for the sake of pleasure, would you rely on a partner to get perfect or take matters into your own hands/toys.

First fapgasm was to a porno movie called Heavenly Desires. It was to the three way scene on the middle. I was kind of absently stroking myself and I liked how the curvy brunette looked getting fucked doggystyle and then POW. First orgasm.

First partnergasm...Definitely felt good. Not really as memorable though, weirdly, as it was with a psychotic ex.

One more orgasm...oh man, that's a depressing thought. I'd probably prefer it to be from a killer blowjob, though.

 

[Lord Pmann]

First fapgasm was to a porno movie called Heavenly Desires. It was to the three way scene on the middle. I was kind of absently stroking myself and I liked how the curvy brunette looked getting fucked doggystyle and then POW. First orgasm.

First partnergasm...Definitely felt good. Not really as memorable though, weirdly, as it was with a psychotic ex.

One more orgasm...oh man, that's a depressing thought. I'd probably prefer it to be from a killer blowjob, though.

Sometimes I feel like we are pretty much the same person.

My first one was to a porn website called hotoil.com. It's no longer around. Anyway, I was browsing. And after about 10 minutes when my 56k modem allowed the picture to load, I was slowly stroking. And, like my brother above says, my dick started doing things I wasn't used to. I came all over myself and when it happened, I thought, "I'm gonna do this again RIGHT now, after I clean up this slime." Well, I cleaned up and then I felt no motivation. So I cleared my browser history and took a nap.

My first sexual orgasm... that was a lovely blwojob. I adored it so. At the time, I couldn't imagine anything feeling any better. To this day, I've not found anything better.

Like NRJ, if I had one final orgasm, it would be a blowjob from Christina Hendricks.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Sometimes I feel like we are pretty much the same person.

My first one was to a porn website called hotoil.com. It's no longer around. Anyway, I was browsing. And after about 10 minutes when my 56k modem allowed the picture to load, I was slowly stroking. And, like my brother above says, my dick started doing things I wasn't used to. I came all over myself and when it happened, I thought, "I'm gonna do this again RIGHT now, after I clean up this slime." Well, I cleaned up and then I felt no motivation. So I cleared my browser history and took a nap.

My first sexual orgasm... that was a lovely blwojob. I adored it so. At the time, I couldn't imagine anything feeling any better. To this day, I've not found anything better.

Like NRJ, if I had one final orgasm, it would be a blowjob from Christina Hendricks.

Christina Hendricks! Now you're talking.

And yeah, we shouldn't give into these swordfight demands. There's a chance we may be related.

 

[Endless_Night]

A Saturday morning quick hitter: if you know it's going to happen would you rather it happen sooner rather than latter or is there an advantage in waiting for it? Yes, I know that it depends on what "it" is but then the question becomes super easy to answer.....

Sooner. I have no interest in hanging about. Unless we're talking about about death. Or doctor visits. Those can't be put off indefinitely.

Was your first orgasm with a partner better than your first masturbation orgasm? Do you remember both? And if you had but one more orgasm, for the sake of pleasure, would you rely on a partner to get perfect or take matters into your own hands/toys.

Hmmm. My first orgasm with a partner came several years after I'd learned to do it myself. Took me that long to find a guy skilled in oral. It was fab, and such a relief! I was starting to think I couldn't with a partner.

Aaaaaand, I'm going with taking matters into my own hands/toys. Dual sex brings it's own particular pleasures, but no one knows my body like I do myself.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Christina Hendricks! Now you're talking.

And yeah, we shouldn't give into these swordfight demands. There's a chance we may be related.

I don't know that us being related would stop these cousin fuckers from wanting us to sword fight.

 

[ChainedUp]

Happy New Year everyone!!!

Resolutions. Oh yeah, I'm going there. But I don't want to hear about losing weight, being on time or better organizational resolutions. Nope, what is your Lierotica resolution for 2017? How are you going to be a better Litster?

 

[TheSilverLining]

What makes a good Litster anyway?
Not entirely sure I can answer that one, so I'll wait to read what others say. That probably makes me a bad Litster, right?

I mean inappropriate humour and unsolicited junk shots do it for me. Obvs.
Perhaps I should post my tits more and say less.

 

[rubydlite]

Happy New Year everyone!!!

Resolutions. Oh yeah, I'm going there. But I don't want to hear about losing weight, being on time or better organizational resolutions. Nope, what is your Lierotica resolution for 2017? How are you going to be a better Litster?

I'm going to have more sex...lots and lots of sex.
And save puppies and kittens...

 

[Lord Pmann]

What makes a good Litster anyway?

I'm pretty much your model Lit citizen. Just do as I do. Sending random dick shots and such.

I don't have any real resolutions. I don't know. What am I gonna resolve to do? I am at a loss for what I could change.

 

[Endless_Night]

I've been considering posting a few pics. Nothing too racy! Would it make me a better Litster? Doubtful.

Perhaps a slightly different Litster....

Meh. Too existential for the morning after a late night.

 

[ydahecnot]

Oh, EN, it would make you a great, fantastic, awesome Litster. Or not. In any event, do it!

 

[ydahecnot]

I'm going to have more sex...lots and lots of sex.
And save puppies and kittens...

Please don't stop making us kill kittens!

 

[curvyangel1969]

I'm pretty much your model Lit citizen. Just do as I do. Sending random dick shots and such.

I don't have any real resolutions. I don't know. What am I gonna resolve to do? I am at a loss for what I could change.

Check. I'll start sending random dick shots pronto. I want to be a model Lit citizen too.

 

[Endless_Night]

Oh, EN, it would make you a great, fantastic, awesome Litster. Or not. In any event, do it!

Sunny sweetness!

Please don't stop making us kill kittens!

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Happy New Year everyone!!!

Resolutions. Oh yeah, I'm going there. But I don't want to hear about losing weight, being on time or better organizational resolutions. Nope, what is your Lierotica resolution for 2017? How are you going to be a better Litster?

Post more dick pics.

 

[may_I_please]

Post more dick pics.

Directly into rubenesque's thread or the roundabout way?

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Directly into rubenesque's thread or the roundabout way?

Bwahahaha good question, which way should I go?