Litiquette V

[aussiegeekygal]

I think I found a winner!
Chainey-boy will never want to leave his thread unattended ever again

 

[Endless_Night]

Holy....

*backs out of thread slowly*

 

[Lord Pmann]

I know how to get Papa Chained back...

Hey Papa, if you don't show up tomorrow, I'll nominate myself King, yet again, and ask questions until your bath house tour of San Francisco ends!

I'll remind you, you did nominate me king before.

http://rs1161.pbsrc.com/albums/q518/pmann83/FIN_zpsj8pszgky.jpg?w=480&h=480&fit=clip

 

[Lord Pmann]

I like how all your bitches boobs are exactly the same, Pmann.

Poor Papa with his micro-peen, not to mention you with your peen longer than your femur and tibia. No wonder you both spend so much time online.

I like nice boobs. What can I say?

Spend so much time online... says the girl with 16k posts!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Ooh touchy!

I spend my time making quality posts such as this one and other such gems as "No, I would never fuck the person above me" and "Yes." It is very easy to hit 16k posts when you have so much of value to say and so little e-penis to suck on.

But there are so many e wangs to suck on! From the Micro Peen of Papa C to the yard stick surpassing peen of pmann!!!!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Papa rejected my advances, under threats of death and you... well.... look at the size! My delicate little mouth could not handle such a wonder.

I feel like you could make it work!!! You're resourceful. I know this. I'm certain your elusive vagina would suffice.

 

[ChainedUp]

Wow, I take a little holiday weekend break and Aussie has a woman making a cake in her ass. Or was that a pudding?

It's not the act itself but it's the whack-ass mind that thinks it up. I mean really who thinks "let's take a pic series of a woman using her ass as a mixing bowl"?

So the topic is, who more off of center, the person doing it or the person thinking it up? And this can extend beyond porn....

 

[Endless_Night]

Having never attempted to bake using any body orifices, or even thought about attempting, I don't feel qualified to answer the question. In fact, I wouldn't even be posting except to say that last night's exchange between Rainshine and Pmann was the strangest thing I've seen on Litiquette in some time.

Well, that, and the re-post of the Stickman's coronation. The shape of that ubiquitous right breast has always disturbed me....

 

[LWulf]

I have contemplated this type of question before as; is stephen king the worse for thinking up his horror stories, or is someone worse for bringing such an act to fruition.

In my mind, though the creator is at that level, the enactor surpasses

 

[aussiegeekygal]

It was custard, silly.
That's not the first custard post I've dropped in here. You should have known.

 

[Paul_Chance]

I've always thought the person who thinks things up is more whack than the person who does it. The first is crazy creation and the second is imitation, no matter how artful.

 

[Lord Pmann]

It was custard, silly.
That's not the first custard post I've dropped in here. You should have known.

Mmmmmm. Ass custard.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I think the person coming up with it is a bit darker. In the case of the person sticking a whisk up the arse, I am pretty sure that this girl probably has more daddy issues and drug addictions than the former. I think they are just different kinds of off center.

 

[Suz_anne]

I agree that the person thinking up the weird stuff is darker. Usually, I believe, their intent is to debase and humiliate someone else for their own pleasure or profit. And that shit ain't right.

Just for the record, as someone with a few daddy issues, I have never had a whisk nor any other large, inanimate object up my butt. On a related note, I have a friend who is an ER nurse and it is usually men (with daddy issues?) who they see in the ER with objects that they "fell on" stuck up their poop chutes. You bunch of prostate rubbing pervs.

 

[LWulf]

I have it on good authority that the first blowpipe, was creatively thought up by a guy in a classroom who wanted to shoot spitballs at his classmates; while the guy that first made a blowpipe fitted it with curari darts to actually kill the guys from another tribe.

thereby the creator < the enactor

source: the interwebs man!

 

[ChainedUp]

As the OP I reserve the right to derail. Sometimes you find something that you just have to share. So without judgement or comment I give you:

http://66.media.tumblr.com/cac850aa1a3f965ee17ade570aea761b/tumblr_nxneb3re5s1rwf3voo1_1280.jpg

 

[ChainedUp]

Apologies to all:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/5c/be/11/5cbe1191d29b3f1fd65fbaa894d1f635.jpg

 

[Suz_anne]

As the OP I reserve the right to derail. Sometimes you find something that you just have to share. So without judgement or comment I give you:

http://66.media.tumblr.com/cac850aa1a3f965ee17ade570aea761b/tumblr_nxneb3re5s1rwf3voo1_1280.jpg

I'm pretty sure you're flirting with me.

 

[Endless_Night]

I'm pretty sure you're flirting with me.

Okay. I laughed. I may not be able to sleep tonight, what with images of mouse ears dancing in my head and all, but -

Totally worth it.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I'm pretty sure you're flirting with me.

He stole my fucking line.

BLASPHEMY!

I call party foul, ChaineyBoy. I reserved all rights to hot guys in Mickey heads for the purpose of flirting with miss Suz over here.

 

[ChainedUp]

He stole my fucking line.

BLASPHEMY!

I call party foul, ChaineyBoy. I reserved all rights to hot guys in Mickey heads for the purpose of flirting with miss Suz over here.

You can reserve them but I think Suz_anne has other plans with the mouse cock

 

[aussiegeekygal]

You can reserve them but I think Suz_anne has other plans with the mouse cock

Oh, I know
I just want the credit for what that actually entails. Quit stealing my thunder.

 

[ChainedUp]

Oh, I know
I just want the credit for what that actually entails. Quit stealing my thunder.

Minnie is such a little slut, is that the thunder you want all to yourself? Lol

Not a single comment on the gilded couple, how odd....

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Minnie is such a little slut, is that the thunder you want all to yourself? Lol

Not a single comment on the gilded couple, how odd....

They remind me of James Bond.

And yes, yes I do.

 

[Bitesback]

Minnie is such a little slut, is that the thunder you want all to yourself? Lol

Not a single comment on the gilded couple, how odd....

Interestng, but I want to know the details...

http://t04.deviantart.net/v7W9uYAVXe50c1Dl6k733w2wTWA=/fit-in/150x150/filters:no_upscale():origin()/pre05/b6f7/th/pre/i/2015/114/4/0/metallic_gold_body_painting_2011_by_paintpenis-d531mzr.jpg