Litiquette V

[curvyangel1969]

Pretty sure Papa C was talking about dicks. Penises. Cocksicles. Wieners. Tallywhackers.


Personally (thankfully), I haven't encountered too short. I've encountered disappointing, but not absolutely-no-way-I'm-not-even-going-to-bother short. I almost put the kibosh on one, but then I realized he was a grow-er, not a showe-er...and it turned out to be quite lovely.

Thank you suz_anne I was pretty sure that was the question too. Or my mind was in the gutter..pfft nah!

If he's not 6'3" or taller forget it ( private joke )

 

[Endless_Night]

I'm pretty sure I can answer the question in the way I wanted and not always what he intended.

Excellent point.

I prefer tall men. Six feet and up. They need to be tall enough so I can wear my heels and I'm 5' 7".

 

[may_I_please]

I'm pretty sure I can answer the question in the way I wanted and not always what he intended.

Yup

 

[ChainedUp]

I'm kinda shocked anyone around here would ever think they had to follow rules.

 

[Suz_anne]

I really just wanted you to say cocksicles or tallywhacker.

 

[may_I_please]

I'm kinda shocked anyone around here would ever think they had to follow rules.

Well if you'd lay em down hard enough

See what I did there? Do ya? Do ya?

Too much? Too much wasn't it ?

Backs away warily

 

[may_I_please]

I really just wanted you to say cocksicles or tallywhacker.

I rather love you for that

 

[aussiegeekygal]

If he's not 6'3" or taller forget it ( private joke )

For me, that's not a private joke and a very reasonable standard (I'm simply not sexually attracted to guys shorter than me).

I'm lucky (for lack of a better term) to have never encountered too small. I'm married to someone bordering on too big, though. It can get tricky at times to make his girth work. If I had my choice, I'd choose the Goldilocks of penis', and go with just right (not too big, not too small).

 

[ChainedUp]

Some of you deserve this

http://i.imgur.com/og1oGNP.jpg

 

[may_I_please]

Mmm danish

 

[Guyblue82]

http://i.imgur.com/og1oGNP.jpg

You can tell this isn't his first time.... He's studied the technique

 

[Suz_anne]

*whispers* Did he just slut shame Papa C?

 

[Endless_Night]

You can tell this isn't his first time.... He's studied the technique

*whispers* Did he just slut shame Papa C?

Holy.... Yes. Yes, I think he did! I can't settle on an emoji, so:

That should cover it.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I'm not even sure where to go, what to say. Kinda left me speechless here.

 

[Suz_anne]

Please say tallywhacker. Or something equally silly.

 

[ChainedUp]

tallywhacker

 

[Suz_anne]

tallywhacker

*swoon*

 

[Endless_Night]

tallywhacker

You mind?!?!

LOL. Who knew!

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Please say tallywhacker. Or something equally silly.

Whippersnapper has me giggling.

 

[ChainedUp]

*swoon*

Not everyone has the courage to say that

 

[LWulf]

what kind of skullduggery and poppycock is afoot around here?

 

[Aquagal]

what kind of skullduggery and poppycock is afoot around here?

Only shenanigans.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Only shenanigans.

I love shenanigans

 

[ChainedUp]

Are you a list maker? Do you start your day creating a list, then crossing things off? Or are you more of a free flier toe of person. You know what needs to be done, but more apt to bounce around. But have you ever considered the converse of a "to do" list. Making a list of things you aren't going to do. This helps me focus and reminds myself of things known to distract.

One more day, all you crazy Americans, then Weds really starts the slide into Thanksgiving. I'm really looking forward to the break, somethings will get more attention somethings less, some by design, some as a matter of circumstance.

 

[LWulf]

I make lists of things that must be done, appointments and the like. Then I add to it reasonable things to expect to get done that day (if you write 100 things to do, then you might as well admit you never expected to get even half of it done). I try to keep a list of things I know I need to get done whenever I can fit it in (low priority usually)


...the only problem is this list is completely mental and my memory is a fleeting...

er, what was I supposed to do? hrm. Oh well, if it was important, then I'll remember it later.