Litiquette V

Enjoying your Literotica porn? Which are you more willing to do?

  • Enjoy whatever is posted

    Votes: 193 60.9%
  • Try to find the most erotic images you can find and share them

    Votes: 34 10.7%
  • Post porn as a way to entice more PMs

    Votes: 10 3.2%
  • Post porn as shock value

    Votes: 2 0.6%
  • Use the porn you see here to masturbate to

    Votes: 78 24.6%

  • Total voters
    317
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I imagine a fight for the remote would involve some hot wrasslin'. So I tried to find hot wrasslin' pics and... well, I'm pretty sure they do not exist. *rubs eyes*
 
Today I offer the most controversial of topics: packing

Roll, lay flat, vacuum sealing, what to do with shoes.

Give your fellow holiday travelers a couple of your best packing tips. And, when you travel for family get togetherness, do you take your sex toys?
 
I am a minimalist for the most part. It takes me 5 minutes to throw something in a duffle bag and I'm ready.
 
I am a speedy, minimalist packer. Roll, and shoes have their own individual bags.

:eek: No!!! Dear Lord. Sex toys at family gatherings? Ab-so-lute-ly not!

*goes all hot and prickly at the thought*

Yeah, I'm a prude. :eek:

Sue me.
 
Today I offer the most controversial of topics: packing

Roll, lay flat, vacuum sealing, what to do with shoes.

Give your fellow holiday travelers a couple of your best packing tips. And, when you travel for family get togetherness, do you take your sex toys?
First off, I usually make a list before I pack. (Big shock based on yesterday's question, right?) Beyond that, I don't have any special techniques. I do put shoes in a separate bag within my suitcase and I really do try to keep the number of shoe options to a minimum. I try.

And of course I take my sex toy with me when I travel to family get-togethers. He usually drives. ;)
 
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Today I offer the most controversial of topics: packing

Roll, lay flat, vacuum sealing, what to do with shoes.

Give your fellow holiday travelers a couple of your best packing tips. And, when you travel for family get togetherness, do you take your sex toys?

Shoes in their own bag at the bottom of the suitcase. Rolled clothing means no ironing. Vacuum seal if moving to another country. Just don't piss the border security agents off, or they may want to search your baggage and deny a vacuum to shrink your bags again.

Sex toys don't typically travel. There's plenty to improvise with on the road if needed.
 
Happy Thanksgiving. Let the turkey euphemisms begin.

What is the one traditional food that you won't eat today? Cranberries? Pumpkin pie? Turkey?
 
Gobble gobble. :D

I will not eat sweet potatoes. I hate the way my sister in law prepares them.

Have a wonderful day, everyone!
 
I am going over to 2 different houses today so I'm not sure what traditional thing I won't be eating. I will be sure to complain later if I don't get one of them . :D

Happy Thanksgiving. :rose:
 
And now it begins. Christmas. Shopping. Christmas music. Parties.
And some of you are even out shopping right now as part of Black Friday. Will you own it, say you love it? Or will it be your dirty little secret?
 
Holidays. I like them. Dinners, decorating, gifts. That sense of excitement, all that planning. All those lovely lists. :p

Black Friday. Meh, not so much. I’ve never shopped one and probably never will. There really is nothing I want badly enough to subject myself to the crowds, the noise, the parking, the press of bodies....

*shudder*
 
And now it begins. Christmas. Shopping. Christmas music. Parties.
And some of you are even out shopping right now as part of Black Friday. Will you own it, say you love it? Or will it be your dirty little secret?

Did that once. Just once. Never again.

I went online this morning, ordered all my gifts, had them gift wrapped and mailed directly to the recipients. Done. I'm cancelling the rest of the holidays for myself. No decorating, no cooking, no traveling. I have one holiday party to get through on the 10th and then as far as I'm concerned, Christmas is over and I'm looking forward to the two New Year's Eve parties I'm attending.
 
Holidays. I like them. Dinners, decorating, gifts. That sense of excitement, all that planning. All those lovely lists. :p

Black Friday. Meh, not so much. I’ve never shopped one and probably never will. There really is nothing I want badly enough to subject myself to the crowds, the noise, the parking, the press of bodies....

*shudder*

This. Exactly. Love the holiday. Hate shopping in stores.
 
I love Christmas. I love the get-togethers and the cooking and decorating and wrapping gifts. I love everything about it.

But I don't do Black Friday. The stores have pretty much the same sales throughout the season. In the grand scheme of things, I don't care if I get something $20 cheaper today vs. next Friday.

My dear friend is participating in Small Business Saturday tomorrow and I'm excited to support that! I plan to help her in her pop-up shop and get in some Christmas shopping. :D

Merry Christmas!!! 🎄🎁🎅
 
And now it begins. Christmas. Shopping. Christmas music. Parties.
And some of you are even out shopping right now as part of Black Friday. Will you own it, say you love it? Or will it be your dirty little secret?

Black Friday is insensitive, you racist bigot.

I went out late last night for some shopping. Mainly for myself. Okay, only for myself. But it was more for something to do. Not because I needed to get shit. I normally don't buy Christmas gifts for my family, except the kids. We just don't usually exchange gifts like that. Except this year, my soft hearted sister in law demands a gift exchange because she likes that.
 
I'm with the rest, I'll pass on the Black Friday circus of crazy shoppers.
One year I'll be brave, suit up in Mr old rugby uniform and start plowing and pushing through. But very lady-like. ;)
 
But I don't do Black Friday. The stores have pretty much the same sales throughout the season. In the grand scheme of things, I don't care if I get something $20 cheaper today vs. next Friday.

We are not all richer than astronauts, Suzanne. Some of us need the extra 10% at Prada so we can spread the love a little further.
 
We are not all richer than astronauts, Suzanne. Some of us need the extra 10% at Prada so we can spread the love a little further.
My apologies for being insensitive to those who have to buy their Prada at the outlet mall. :rolleyes:
 
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