Litiquette V

Enjoying your Literotica porn? Which are you more willing to do?

  • Enjoy whatever is posted

    Votes: 193 60.9%
  • Try to find the most erotic images you can find and share them

    Votes: 34 10.7%
  • Post porn as a way to entice more PMs

    Votes: 10 3.2%
  • Post porn as shock value

    Votes: 2 0.6%
  • Use the porn you see here to masturbate to

    Votes: 78 24.6%

  • Total voters
    317
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Pet peeve- It's pronounced Valentine's Day. There is no M involved in the spelling of that word.
 
<stands staring at the occupied tub>

<totally misses the cap off>

LOL - distractions, especially of such a lovely nature, are an excellent way to forget pet peeves.

Valentimes Day? WTH?
 
Pet peeve- It's pronounced Valentine's Day. There is no M involved in the spelling of that word.

Who do you hang out with that says that pmann? I hope you give them the raised eyebrow.

FFS is this really a thing? It's actually harder to say with an M. Also, is it Valemtine's or Valentime's? You need to upgrade your friends.
 
My seven year old used to say valentimes as a four year old, she also thought it was a "First Date Kit" not a "First Aid kit" until yesterday when my husband explained that it contained band aids not rufies.

Ha ha ha...too cute:D:heart:
 
Impulse. If we could control it, well, I guess there wouldn't need to be a word for it. Do impulses tend to get you in trouble? Can you act impulsively but stay within your personal boundaries or are your impulses such that when you give in, clean up is expected to follow?
 
I'm impulsive sometimes, but rarely in a destructive way. When it is destructive, it is usually because I say something that I should not. I can have a very sharp tongue and I learned many moons ago that I need to keep it in check because you can't un-say things. Apologies after the fact only go so far.

But I cannot control myself when I'm around homemade Chex Mix. All impulse control goes out the window and you might as well strap a feed bag of it around my face. :D
 
My seven year old used to say valentimes as a four year old, she also thought it was a "First Date Kit" not a "First Aid kit" until yesterday when my husband explained that it contained band aids not rufies.

This is too Funny! Giggle snorted. :D
 
Who do you hang out with that says that pmann? I hope you give them the raised eyebrow.

FFS is this really a thing? It's actually harder to say with an M. Also, is it Valemtine's or Valentime's? You need to upgrade your friends.

My friends don't say that. Yuck. But I'm among the serfs in my every day life and I have to hear their ramblings.

My seven year old used to say valentimes as a four year old, she also thought it was a "First Date Kit" not a "First Aid kit" until yesterday when my husband explained that it contained band aids not rufies.

Your 7 year old has brought shame on the Rainshine name for that mispronunciation. Like someone. It being able to pronounce their Rs. But I like your husband's date rape kit idea...
 
I'm not impulsive by nature. I'm pretty logical and reserved.

I cannot control myself around Krispy Kreme donuts. Hell no. That stuff is just too addictive.
 
A quick temper and a tendency to take a stand do not scream impulse control. Let’s just say I’ve cleaned up some messes in my time. :rolleyes:

These days I strive to be a little more circumspect. I am on the fence as to whether or not that’s a good thing….

Oh, and Arkansas Cookies. There’s a reason they only get made once a year.
 
Short work week for us Americans, time to either squeeze 5 into 3 or just spend the whole week slacking.

Short, something no man ever wants to here, in any capacity. A question for the ladies (guys feel free to weigh in as desired) How small is too small, how short is just too short?
 
Short work week for us Americans, time to either squeeze 5 into 3 or just spend the whole week slacking.

Short, something no man ever wants to hear, in any capacity. A question for the ladies (guys feel free to weigh in as desired) How small is too small, how short is just too short?

Sets the mood by playing "Don't want no short dick man"
 
If you hear "aww, isn't that cute" it probably falls into one or both of those categories.

If she suddenly "falls asleep" it probably falls into above

If she suddenly remembers she forgot to turn off the curling iron...

You get the idea. :D
 
No musical quotes, so I’m going to have to go with a serious answer. Short, but serious. :p

Not a size queen. Nope.
 
Short work week for us Americans, time to either squeeze 5 into 3 or just spend the whole week slacking.

Short, something no man ever wants to here, in any capacity. A question for the ladies (guys feel free to weigh in as desired) How small is too small, how short is just too short?

Size isn't an issue. Short can be, but I'm only 5'3" so it's not much of an issue. He just needs to be taller than me.
 
Pretty sure Papa C was talking about dicks. Penises. Cocksicles. Wieners. Tallywhackers.


Personally (thankfully), I haven't encountered too short. I've encountered disappointing, but not absolutely-no-way-I'm-not-even-going-to-bother short. I almost put the kibosh on one, but then I realized he was a grow-er, not a showe-er...and it turned out to be quite lovely.
 
My height

But preferably my height with heels

But yeah below my height is too short for me
 
< Pretty sure Papa C was talking about dicks. Penises. Cocksicles. Wieners. Tallywhackers. >

THANK GOD!!! :eek:

I logged in, saw the VT's and Aqua's answers and started to think I'd misinterpreted the question! Errr, Awkward....
 
I'm pretty sure I can answer the question in the way I wanted and not always what he intended.
 
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