Litiquette V

Enjoying your Literotica porn? Which are you more willing to do?

  • Enjoy whatever is posted

    Votes: 193 60.9%
  • Try to find the most erotic images you can find and share them

    Votes: 34 10.7%
  • Post porn as a way to entice more PMs

    Votes: 10 3.2%
  • Post porn as shock value

    Votes: 2 0.6%
  • Use the porn you see here to masturbate to

    Votes: 78 24.6%

  • Total voters
    317
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I can state that we are not the same person, no Aussie in me. Lol

And come on, I know every guy has wee'd in the shower. No big deal. Wee in during a bath, your gross and I will unfriend you instantly.

Agreed...pissing while taking a bath pushes the limit. But does anyone pee in the pool? Urine activated chemicals don't lie.
 
I shower anytime I've gotten sweaty (after a workout, gardening, etc.) so stinking up the sheets isn't really an issue. As far as the daily cleanse, sometimes I bathe/shower at night, sometimes in the morning. Depends more on my hair needs the following day than anything else.
 
I can state that we are not the same person, no Aussie in me. Lol

And come on, I know every guy has wee'd in the shower. No big deal. Wee in during a bath, your gross and I will unfriend you instantly.

And just to be clear, there is absolutely no Chainey-boy in me. Not now, not ever :devil:
 
I believe it's the special way she holds her dick when she does it.

I'm not sure I can fashion a dick out of my sweet, sweet cunny. Well not without some expert medical intervention and that seems a little extreme for the sake of a wee in the shower, ya know?

I really just wanted to say the word cunny. :D


Don't listen to the little man. He's just jealous that my clit is the size of a cucumber.

I dunno, I don't pee in the shower as a habit, but i also am not going to get out of the shower if I really need to pee, just to sit cold and shivering on a toilet.

Oh, and Chainey-boy, you wish! :kiss: As Rainshine so eloquently stated, mine is also a sweet, sweet cunny :rose:
 
Happy Saturday! Leaf raking? Garden planting (for you aussies)? Football watching?
Peeing someplace other than the toilet? I will commend you all for not going down the golden shower path, and no, that's not an invite nor encouragement to do so now.

Today's topic? Check writing, telephone booths, fax machines. Technology has made all of these things nearly obsolete. Once quite common, now museum pieces. Of our current technology, what's the next obsolete item? The computer? Shoe laces? Plug-in power?
 
Happy Saturday! Leaf raking? Garden planting (for you aussies)? Football watching?
Peeing someplace other than the toilet? I will commend you all for not going down the golden shower path, and no, that's not an invite nor encouragement to do so now.

Today's topic? Check writing, telephone booths, fax machines. Technology has made all of these things nearly obsolete. Once quite common, now museum pieces. Of our current technology, what's the next obsolete item? The computer? Shoe laces? Plug-in power?

Cash. Walking around the streets of London today I wondered how buskers would cope with this.
 
I still write checks and fax machines...

I live in a town where I can only pay for utilities with cash or check. They tried credit cards for a couple of months, but most residents and staff couldn't handle it. Welcome to backwoods USA!

I think computers will soon be a thing of the oust, as will cable internet. Everything will soon be wifi. I mean Google fiber bowed out of the race and is focusing on the fi network (which is pretty damn phenomenal!).

Food will change, cards will change, clothing will change. It's hard to predict how, but in a couple of years, I'm sure it'll be unrecognizable.
 
I like goats. I take a shower every morning and, occasionally, a bath in the evening. I change my sheets once a week. I don't pee in the shower or the pool. I just wrote two checks yesterday and prefer to pay with cash whenever possible because I suspicious of electronic/wifi anything and think that most people are too careless when it comes to protecting their privacy.

Am I caught up now?
 
I like goats. I take a shower every morning and, occasionally, a bath in the evening. I change my sheets once a week. I don't pee in the shower or the pool. I just wrote two checks yesterday and prefer to pay with cash whenever possible because I suspicious of electronic/wifi anything and think that most people are too careless when it comes to protecting their privacy.

Am I caught up now?

Good enough ;)
 
The more things change the more they remain the same.

In ten years all our "boxes" (Cable, Game Consoles, Computers, etc.) will be replaced by a single device that will function as the core and distribution center of our wired world. Eventually, this device will be the single point of control and access to the internet of things. It will be accessed by voice command and will have a wide variety of intelligent agents to help us navigate the world. From the point of the user this device will be maintenance free and always on.
 
I just right now got out of hot shower, I peed while I was in it.
 
Happy Saturday! Leaf raking? Garden planting (for you aussies)? Football watching?
Peeing someplace other than the toilet? I will commend you all for not going down the golden shower path, and no, that's not an invite nor encouragement to do so now.

Today's topic? Check writing, telephone booths, fax machines. Technology has made all of these things nearly obsolete. Once quite common, now museum pieces. Of our current technology, what's the next obsolete item? The computer? Shoe laces? Plug-in power?

Every so often these government organizations require checks because they are evil fuckers.

The next obsolete thing is the pinky.
 
We've waved good-bye to daylight savings time here in the States, Europe has alread gotten their extra hour. How will/did you spend your extra hour? Did you take advantage of the time you were given, or did you sleep it away?
 
I didn't spend it asleep, although I was in bed. Taking the lord's name in vain. Repeatedly. :D

EDIT: Not the feral goat lord.
 
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