Litiquette V

Enjoying your Literotica porn? Which are you more willing to do?

  • Enjoy whatever is posted

    Votes: 193 60.9%
  • Try to find the most erotic images you can find and share them

    Votes: 34 10.7%
  • Post porn as a way to entice more PMs

    Votes: 10 3.2%
  • Post porn as shock value

    Votes: 2 0.6%
  • Use the porn you see here to masturbate to

    Votes: 78 24.6%

  • Total voters
    317
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I didn't spend it asleep, although I was in bed. Taking the lord's name in vain. Repeatedly. :D

EDIT: Not the feral goat lord.

So that would be one entry in the "spent my time well" category.

I got up early, got a lot of stuff done. Going out for the day, so had a lot to do beforehand.
 
We've waved good-bye to daylight savings time here in the States, Europe has alread gotten their extra hour. How will/did you spend your extra hour? Did you take advantage of the time you were given, or did you sleep it away?

Slept and fondled the wife. Time well spent. Especially the sleep part. :rolleyes:
 
We've waved good-bye to daylight savings time here in the States, Europe has alread gotten their extra hour. How will/did you spend your extra hour? Did you take advantage of the time you were given, or did you sleep it away?

I should probably answer the question...
I woke up early, enjoyed some peace and quiet and started my Sunday ritual of cooking and cleaning. I managed to make two weeks worth of meals for my husband so he doesn't have to think about food whilst I'm in hospital. I even mopped the floors. Now I'm exhausted.

I wish sex were an option :/
I've been placed on "vaginal rest" which sucks.
 
I should probably answer the question...
I woke up early, enjoyed some peace and quiet and started my Sunday ritual of cooking and cleaning. I managed to make two weeks worth of meals for my husband so he doesn't have to think about food whilst I'm in hospital. I even mopped the floors. Now I'm exhausted.

I wish sex were an option :/
I've been placed on "vaginal rest" which sucks.

Vaginal rest ..does that include clitoral?
 
I didn't know your real name was Kayne

Here's an ass for you to kiss. (|)

Wow, I had no idea that Pmann was that musically gifted.

And one for you. (|)

I didn't know Pmann made a white t-shirt and overcharge for it.

I'll spare you the ass because you see that I'm businesslike and I would totally capitalize on the stupidity of people.

I think you need your hearing checked old man

You leave Old Man Chained alone!
 
We know better yet we do it anyway. Maybe it's buying that wonder product from the infomercial, maybe it's the magical cold remedy , maybe it's that partner who's good in bed but horrible at everything else. We want to believe. We have hope. We just can't say no

What was the last thing you should have said "no" but didn't? Why didn't you?
 
We know better yet we do it anyway. Maybe it's buying that wonder product from the infomercial, maybe it's the magical cold remedy , maybe it's that partner who's good in bed but horrible at everything else. We want to believe. We have hope. We just can't say no

What was the last thing you should have said "no" but didn't? Why didn't you?


Now. .if I do it...I do it with purpose. So I dont regret much. Except those halloween treats I pilfered from my kids. I should have said no for sure to those.
 
I love how you're all weeing in the shower and out and proud. Filthy fuckers.



Mastered the art huh? Is there a specific technique I need to know before I wizz all over my sanctuary?

A fucker, yes...filthy, not...I'm in the shower.
 
We know better yet we do it anyway. Maybe it's buying that wonder product from the infomercial, maybe it's the magical cold remedy , maybe it's that partner who's good in bed but horrible at everything else. We want to believe. We have hope. We just can't say no

What was the last thing you should have said "no" but didn't? Why didn't you?

I will tell you what the worst one was... it wasn't recent.

When I was 16 or so, I saw this commercial for this product called NADS. It was this hair removal product that was supposed to be painless and easy. It was an Aussie product, which should've flagged me! Well, when I was 16 this was the days of N'SYNC and other chest-hairless wonders. So I decided this product was gonna be my ticket.

On the commercial the people sit there and have their hair removed as if it were painless and fun. Long story short... that stuff hurt like a motherfucker. I thought I was going to cry. I should've known better than to buy a product called NADS. Oh sweet Jesus it was painful and horrific.
 
I'm a sucker for the latest electronic gizmo - they're my crack. I tend to get them, play with them for a while, then give them away or donate them. (LOL - thinking about it, about half of my friends own cell phones I gave them.) My last pointless acquisition was an iPad mini. It's cute. But it's no iPad.
 
Election Day is here!!!!!

No need to remind or encourage anyone to vote, seems like that's being handled elsewhere. What interests and surprises me are all the variances in the actual voting process. Some fill in the blanks, some punch holes, some use machines, some ballots get scanned, others dropped in a box.

Today's topic - what is the process where you live for casting your ballot? Should we invest, spend a billion dollars and unify the process so that it's the same everywhere? And should we still call it "early voting"'or just establish a voting period of a couple weeks to then close that period on "Election Day"?
 
Election Day is here!!!!!

No need to remind or encourage anyone to vote, seems like that's being handled elsewhere. What interests and surprises me are all the variances in the actual voting process. Some fill in the blanks, some punch holes, some use machines, some ballots get scanned, others dropped in a box.

Today's topic - what is the process where you live for casting your ballot? Should we invest, spend a billion dollars and unify the process so that it's the same everywhere? And should we still call it "early voting"'or just establish a voting period of a couple weeks to then close that period on "Election Day"?

My condolences my American friends ...
The Canadian border will be open after the official count.

We check a box...Although I've learned any mark fully inside the box or circle counts.
My favourite method I've heard of is inked dipped fingers .
 
We also check a box. In pencil, weirdly. I've always thought that odd.
 
We mark the circles on a paper ballot and then feed it into a scanner. Much like HS standardized testing.

We don't have early voting in NY but I wish we did. Sometimes the lines get a little long. Although where I live, in Small Town USA, that usually means about 10 people in front of me. Ok. I'll shut up now.
 
I indicate my preference by writing, using my best copper-plate calligraphy, on a sheet of vellum. This is then illustrated by a team of monks from the nearest monastery before being handed to the polling clerk on a silver platter. Doesn't it work the same for everyone? :)
 
We drink beer, scream loudly and bang our swords against our shields.

No, here I vote by absentee ballot - where you draw a line to connect two boxes, which then gets fed through an optical scanner is some secret backroom office when I imagine people drink Chardonnay and eat kale wraps. This is California after all. We're genteel like that.
 
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