Litiquette V

Enjoying your Literotica porn? Which are you more willing to do?

  • Enjoy whatever is posted

    Votes: 193 60.9%
  • Try to find the most erotic images you can find and share them

    Votes: 34 10.7%
  • Post porn as a way to entice more PMs

    Votes: 10 3.2%
  • Post porn as shock value

    Votes: 2 0.6%
  • Use the porn you see here to masturbate to

    Votes: 78 24.6%

  • Total voters
    317
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I'm pretty much me when I drive. Living in a major urban area I learned to just relax, turn up the music, and go with the flow when it comes to traffic. You'll get there when I get there.

I know a few folks who are pure Jekyll and Hyde characters when it comes to driving though - they turn into monsters.
 
Calm and mellow driver here, though I'm a habititual speed demon. Pretty sure I was an open road race car driver my previous life.
 
Calm and mellow driver here, though I'm a habititual speed demon. Pretty sure I was an open road race car driver my previous life.

I refer to those as "Popeye Doyle" moment, after that great chase scene in the French Connection. There are times when it just has to be done. It's not about anger or rage, its about the sheer thrill of hauling ass.
 
Nothing gets me more angry (except hippies) than when people drive like douchebags. Like, I really hate when fuckers rev their engines and drive about like assholes. Usually it's in some fucking Camaro or Mustang that'll be up on blocks in a year or two. They're the worst.
 
It's Halloween costume party night. Well, not for me, but tonight is the night for most adult Halloween parties. I wonder how many people here would/will dress up in a way that would match their Lit name? I would totally run to the hardware store and by 20 feet of chain. Some I would wear, the rest I would cut into smaller lengths for use at the party. Never know when Chainedup might have to chain you up.

How would you dress to match your Lit name?
 
I won a costume contest dressed like a mermaid about 25 years ago. Damn thing was tight all the way down to my ankles and I couldn't sit down and my stilletos were hurting my feet. After a while two dudes picked me up and just laid me on my side down the length of the bar.

Good memories.
 
I won a costume contest dressed like a mermaid about 25 years ago. Damn thing was tight all the way down to my ankles and I couldn't sit down and my stilletos were hurting my feet. After a while two dudes picked me up and just laid me on my side down the length of the bar.

Good memories.

Finish the story please :devil:
 
I'm wearing a NASA tee and glasses. Does that count?
This is the first year I haven't gone all out for Halloween since i moved to the United States. It's a little sad.
 
It's Halloween costume party night. Well, not for me, but tonight is the night for most adult Halloween parties. I wonder how many people here would/will dress up in a way that would match their Lit name? I would totally run to the hardware store and by 20 feet of chain. Some I would wear, the rest I would cut into smaller lengths for use at the party. Never know when Chainedup might have to chain you up.

How would you dress to match your Lit name?

Well, last night at the kink party I attended, I was a sexy pirate wench. I guess I didn't match my name.

If I were to match my name, I'd probably have to dress up like one of the women at the Kentucky Derby. Complete with enormous hat.

However, my name came from an old 50's saying:

"A chef in the kitchen, a lady in the living room, and a whore in the bedroom."

So I guess I'd have to have a tea tray in my hands and wear an apron with nothing on underneath ;)
 
I've been assigned angel wings and a halo. This is not what a naughty wife should be wearing.
 
I approve of this costume. Don't save t just for Halloween though.... ;)

Well, last night at the kink party I attended, I was a sexy pirate wench. I guess I didn't match my name.

If I were to match my name, I'd probably have to dress up like one of the women at the Kentucky Derby. Complete with enormous hat.

However, my name came from an old 50's saying:

"A chef in the kitchen, a lady in the living room, and a whore in the bedroom."

So I guess I'd have to have a tea tray in my hands and wear an apron with nothing on underneath ;)
 
I like that you wear your halo as an ankle braclet...and those wings are just a collection of feathers you keep in your playroom...

I need to get out the feathers more often.

Seems like if it's been assigned you don't have much choice. I'm sure you're halo aura will be quite impressive

I could cut the wings off, superglue them back on at a later date.
 
http://www.v17.org/images/Cosplay-Costumes/Pirate-Costume/8665.jpg
Well, last night at the kink party I attended, I was a sexy pirate wench. I guess I didn't match my name.

If I were to match my name, I'd probably have to dress up like one of the women at the Kentucky Derby. Complete with enormous hat.

However, my name came from an old 50's saying:

"A chef in the kitchen, a lady in the living room, and a whore in the bedroom."

So I guess I'd have to have a tea tray in my hands and wear an apron with nothing on underneath ;)
 
Sunday quickie: Your first orgasm ever, alone, or with someone? What would you change about it, and have you found that over time your orgasms have just gotten better?
 
It's Halloween costume party night. Well, not for me, but tonight is the night for most adult Halloween parties. I wonder how many people here would/will dress up in a way that would match their Lit name?
I attended a Halloween party last night and we dressed up as Ron Burgundy and Veronica Corningstone. So no, it didn't really match up with my Lit name. But in order to do so, I'd have to go as a hippie with a penchant for tea and oranges who lives in a van down by the river. ;)

Sunday quickie: Your first orgasm ever, alone, or with someone? What would you change about it, and have you found that over time your orgasms have just gotten better?
Alone. I'd be surprised if that isn't the answer most people give. But maybe I was just a lonely little wanker.

And of course they've gotten better. You learn how to press your buttons and how to help someone else learn to press them, as well. And if you're lucky, they can show you buttons you never even knew existed. Or fantastic buttons disguised as "No Fly Zones". :D
 
What she said.^^^ The first time is almost accidental. No idea what you're doing. So yes, of course it's gotten much better.
 
It's Halloween costume party night. Well, not for me, but tonight is the night for most adult Halloween parties. I wonder how many people here would/will dress up in a way that would match their Lit name? I would totally run to the hardware store and by 20 feet of chain. Some I would wear, the rest I would cut into smaller lengths for use at the party. Never know when Chainedup might have to chain you up.

How would you dress to match your Lit name?
I would either paint my face blue and find blue dragon wings or I would just find a blue dragon mask. I doubt I would make or find a huge blue dragon costume.

Sunday quickie: Your first orgasm ever, alone, or with someone? What would you change about it, and have you found that over time your orgasms have just gotten better?
It was accidental by myself. I probably would have found a way to have it at a different moment (Right before I ran to the bus stop) and in a more private place. (Living room looking at a great set of tits on a video.)
Obviously, my orgasms have been better since then. ;)
 
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