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Which of the following is the most likely reason you post in a thread

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My tits are slightly above average, my IQ slightly below. I like to lick paint.
 
What is the most amazing thing you've ever seen in person? Life is full of amazing moments but we don't often stop to acknowledge them or to allow ourselves to see them. I'm sure many will say witnessing the birth of their children was amazing, others will claim a some other natural event as their amazing moment. It it could be the time all seven stop lights were green on your way to work the other day. One person's amazing is another person's...?
 
What is the most amazing thing you've ever seen in person? Life is full of amazing moments but we don't often stop to acknowledge them or to allow ourselves to see them. I'm sure many will say witnessing the birth of their children was amazing, others will claim a some other natural event as their amazing moment. It it could be the time all seven stop lights were green on your way to work the other day. One person's amazing is another person's...?

The fjords in Norway or Giant's Causeway in Ireland. Or maybe Bryce Canyon in Utah. Those are the most amazing natural sights. That and Christina Hendrick's tits. They're natural. Truly the lost natural wonder of the world.

The most amazing thing I've ever seen by man or woman was Damien Rice singing the song Cannonball at the Ryman completely unplugged. No mic on his vocal or guitar. Completely acoustic. The only sound you could hear in the room, aside from the artist, was the moistening of the girls' knickers.
 
What is the most amazing thing you've ever seen in person? Life is full of amazing moments but we don't often stop to acknowledge them or to allow ourselves to see them. I'm sure many will say witnessing the birth of their children was amazing, others will claim a some other natural event as their amazing moment. It it could be the time all seven stop lights were green on your way to work the other day. One person's amazing is another person's...?

I was working in south Florida once, and we used to get fog that starts about five feet above ground. I've actually driven along in the middle of the night, naturally in a convertible. No one else on the road, and the fog settles in. First, fog makes everything quiet, and my camaro was, oddly enough, quite quiet to begin with. The fog is about 4 foot above ground so I just reached up my hand to let it cut through the "ceiling" of the fog as I drove. Though that isn't what I was going to mention, just mentioning qualities of the fog.

Well, where I worked, was an uncommonly tall building in the area. Most buildings nearby were just one story tall. Much like most buildings in Florida, it was concrete and steel. It also had HUGE windows and thus, to keep it cool inside, the building had all the windows covered in that reflective mirror film.

Anyways, one cloudy day the fog rolled in and since I was on the third floor, I was well into the fog layer. You normally can't see anything, the fog is just that thick. Suddenly, as I was looking out (bored at work enough to look out to see the blankness of the fog? shocking!) and it seemed part of the fog had parted and about 3 blocks north of me, I saw what seemed like one of The Lost Cities of Gold! I could see what looked like rudimentary pyramids, and such. Just everything you'd expect of seeing in a city of gold.

Which was preposterous, because the only thing up in that area was was a golf course and some 10 to 15 foot tall trees. My mouth was hanging open a bit and my eyes rounded out in wonder. The annoying old man who worked behind me who I was talking to looked up at me to see what made me stop talking. I said quietly, "Look."

Instead of looking, the annoying man annoying looked at me with his annoying "hyuk hyuk duh... huh?" expression and said "whaaaat?"
"Just look!" I insisted, but even as I said it, the fog was closing up and the city of gold was getting covered up.

What was it? was it like the town of Brigadoon which reappears every one hundred years??? Most likely, I figured out with all the reflective windows acting effectively like mirrors, the sun might have come out from behind the clouds for a few seconds, burned off some of the upper layers of fog enough to then shine brightly on the windows. The golden sunlight would project onto the fog like a projector screen. As to the shapes I saw, well, either that was an artifact of the shape of the buildings around me, or simply the eye sees what it wants to see. Much like when you do cloud-watching and see the shape of dogs, lobsters or whatever have you.

I often wonder since then, if that's what the conquistadors might have seen when their white sails reflected sunlight into a inland fog? I, however, was content to see an amazing sight, even if only a trick of the eyes.
 
Congratulations - you have successfully grossed me the fuck out. And that's saying something.
 
Congratulations - you have successfully grossed me the fuck out. And that's saying something.

That was not even the worst one of the set. :cool: "hislittlehatefuck" is a new kind of twisted. Chick makes me cringe(and not the good kind) all.the.time :devil:
 
What is the most amazing thing you've ever seen in person? Life is full of amazing moments but we don't often stop to acknowledge them or to allow ourselves to see them. I'm sure many will say witnessing the birth of their children was amazing, others will claim a some other natural event as their amazing moment. It it could be the time all seven stop lights were green on your way to work the other day. One person's amazing is another person's...?

The Statue of Liberty up close when I was a kid comes to mind. Also Sun Studios in Memphis was something special. And anytime I'm on stage playing and I see people truly into it. That's pretty much always wonderful.
 
Saturday morning and I could sleep all day. I clearly won't but I could. What won't you do today that you could. Something self indulgent, a chore that you'll put off for another day? Are you stopping yourself from good or evil?
 
Two good questions. I'll start with yesterday's since I'm catching up. As a mom, there's no more amazing sight than the first glimpse of your child when they lay him on your chest. I've had that privilege twice. But aside from that, the other thing I'll never forget is my camping trip with the boys in the Grand Canyon. Tents on the banks of the Colorado River. Rafting for a week. Amazing sights every day. But the sunrise over the rim of the canyon is something I'll never forget. And the meteor shower we caught one night in the pitch black sky when you could see every star was breathtaking.

Today? There's no way in hell I'll do the ironing. The laundry will get done but the ironing can wait. Absolutely my least favorite chore.
 
Saturday morning and I could sleep all day. I clearly won't but I could. What won't you do today that you could. Something self indulgent, a chore that you'll put off for another day? Are you stopping yourself from good or evil?
I slept in and then helped a friend with a tedious chore. I am putting off a couple of things until tomorrow, but I'm going to do some work-related things now so I can be lazy and catch up on some trashy tv later.

I'm very complex. ;)
 
The weekends altogether I do whatever the fuck I want.

(Plus laundry) ;)
 
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