Literotica Mirrorland

[RastaPope]

What would your perfect opposite self be like?

Mine would be caring, sensitive, a devout non smoker, believe anti-marijuana propoganda, hate scifi, be fat, and a vegetarian.

And he would never, ever sleep.

 

[Siren]

My perfect opposite would be............

 

[naudiz]

I would be a delicate flower of femininity, soft-spoken and shy. *giggle* I would also be flighty, brainless, and afraid of what people would think of me if I ever spoke my mind. *titter* And I would get so tired of seeing all those men-on-men posts that Glamorilla keeps putting up! *tee hee* Plus, I would expect you all to conform to my view of propriety and good taste, and whenever anyone disagreed, I would lament, "Can't we all just get along?" And I'd flirt with anything that twitched, but only if it was a guy. *twinkle*

Now let's all forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice-cream!

Nng. I need a cigarette and a drink.

 

[Laurel]

I'd be a heavy, tall, brunette, short-haired, tan, animal-hating, book-hating, AM radio-listening, sexist, racist, freedom-hating dude with no libido.

 

[Private Vasquez]

I would be 7'3", weight 120 lbs, 38-18-38, permanent high heels, ankles too thin to support me, have an empty head, wear lots of make-up and pink and have big, blonde hair.

 

[Laurel]

I would be 7'3", weight 120 lbs, 38-18-38, permanent high heels, ankles too thin to support me, have an empty head, wear lots of make-up and pink and have big, blonde hair.

I thought it was supposed to be an "opposites" thread.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Oh my god! That was, like, totally a mistake.

but really, I'd be some social butterfly, vapid, flirty, girly, selfish, unfriendly, unathletic, stupid, rude, depressed, small, peevish, easily-intimidated, immature little tramp with lots of makeup on and the latest fashions.

but, hey...sometimes you gotta try new things.

 

[mistressastra]

I would be strong, like Kira Nerys of the opposite-universe on Deep Space Nine, Wow what a she bitch. Confident, fearless and knows what she wants and gets it. But I am me. *sigh*

 

[cymbidia]

I'd be an old gray stinky bag lady with no education, a limited vocabulary, and no idea that perverted sex existed, much less could be incredibly fulfilling. I'd shuffle along in search of cans and shoplift small things from the store. I'd wear granny undies and a bra every day. I'd talk to myself in a mumble all the time and drool copiously - and not cuz i was gagged with a ball gag, either.

 

[His_kitty]

Selfish, shallow, self-assured, egotistical, insensitive, vacuous, narrow-minded, severe, unyielding and unaffectionate. Tall, blonde, sylphlike .... the kind that can wear white and never get a thing on themselves.