Literotica High.

[MarcelineTheVampireQueen]

Hasn't anyone noticed that Lit seems abit like a high school? You've got the 'Populars' [The ones that have 4.5 billion on their buddy list.] The 'Loners' [The ones that always get yelled at/ get kicked out of threads.] And The 'Sluts' [...Everybody else.] But I wanna know whos' who, and why ...

 

[SeaDaddy1]

Nope. Will there be a test?

 

[Adre]

That broad from Oz just did this thread about forty minutes ago. Can't you go there?

 

[MarcelineTheVampireQueen]

A test, most definitely, but I have no idea about another thread like this. Maybe because I've only just logged on you ass. -_-

 

[Squibbs]

That broad from Oz just did this thread about forty minutes ago. Can't you go there?

It's the idiot's way of attracting attention to himself.

 

[LadyVer]

I've noticed. And if you don't put out on Lit, you're avoided like the plague here as well.

 

[MarcelineTheVampireQueen]

I feel you, everytime I put a thread, some asshole feels the need to correct me for no goddamned reason.

 

[jeninflorida]

we have a lot of dreamers here in GB but not a lot of ambition

 

[LadyVer]

I feel you, everytime I put a thread, some asshole feels the need to correct me for no goddamned reason.

That's why I've only created two threads, plus it's time consuming.

 

[Squibbs]

No one's holding a gun to your heads.

I'm sure we'll be just fine without you.

 

[bronzeage]

I feel you, everytime I put a thread, some asshole feels the need to correct me for no goddamned reason.

There's plenty of reasons. You make a lot of mistakes.

One of the things that keeps me coming back to lit is threads like this one. A new person shows up and starts looking around, then has to share their observation with us, because although we've been here for year, we never noticed any of this stuff.

It's like watching a colt try to stand for the first time. No matter how many time you see it, it's always cute.

 

[MarcelineTheVampireQueen]

Squibbs, I very much wish I could hold a gun to YOUR head. You're one of the many people I would classify as 'Loner' , and 'Troll', now get out of my thread.

 

[Squibbs]

http://t3.***********/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQrq78bJfPfSmwl6vhuBKHwe2KBCFSVH7iLiVVYQ_cANl1ij1TS2AclflM64A

 

[MarcelineTheVampireQueen]

Bronzeage, I'm not very sure your classification ... I'd call you an asshole, but at the end of the day , I get the feeling you like me. And squibbs .... Ew.

 

[jeninflorida]

http://t3.***********/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQrq78bJfPfSmwl6vhuBKHwe2KBCFSVH7iLiVVYQ_cANl1ij1TS2AclflM64A

look, a family picture!

 

[Squibbs]

look, a family picture!

You could tell she's in your family even with all that shit on her face?

Must be one homely family.

Most likely an emo twat.

 

[MarcelineTheVampireQueen]

Squibbs hasn't anyone told you, THAT WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT!

 

[Disgustipated]

You're boring. Your just outta high school schtick has been done to death, we've seen it all. Fuck off to the playground.

 

[Squibbs]

I have a great idea for an alt. I will come back as some self cutting, cartoon loving, emo douchebag...

 

[MarcelineTheVampireQueen]

You're boring. Your just outta high school schtick has been done to death, we've seen it all. Fuck off to the playground.

I hope you're not talking ABOUT ME CUNT! If you are they'll be hell to pay. And squibbs, you're going on my 'Ignore list'.

 

[Squibbs]

Oh no!

Now I will surely miss your next 'my pretty pony' thread.

Fuck outta here, cunt.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

The old ignore list threat. How high schoolishly cute.

 

[Disgustipated]

The old ignore list threat. How high schoolishly cute.

It's what old fucktards like miles and vettebirther do when truth slaps them upside the head.

 

[MarcelineTheVampireQueen]

No Bitch It's What People Do When They Meet Someone Who Thinks They're So High-goddamn-mighty They Comment Bullshit And Deserve To Die A Flaming Death. Now You Upskirting Trash, Get The Fuck Out Of My Thread, Squibbs You Baboon Ass, Eat The Shit From Your Photo.

 

[Instant_Star]

No Bitch It's What People Do When They Meet Someone Who Thinks They're So High-goddamn-mighty They Comment Bullshit And Deserve To Die A Flaming Death. Now You Upskirting Trash, Get The Fuck Out Of My Thread, Squibbs You Baboon Ass, Eat The Shit From Your Photo.

What?