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[GingerDom]

Hi there Dom...*shakes hand* Nice to see you. Our football season has started. Mine in a good way for the home team!!!

Do enjoy the rest of the week....

So who are you team my Friend??

 

[GingerDom]

Ohhhhhh *shudders* would be a much better word for that feeling honey, mmmmmmmmmmm Yummy! you do realize that your the best medicine the world has to offer!

Oh, That lady of yours is one very lucky lady!! so how as your time off with her? YOU know I missed you and was thinking of you often!

Mmmmmm I am glad I can help with your thinkings...

My time off the week before last was wonderful.............and I should say I am the lucky one....

I did miss you too................I am also so very lucky and thankful to have such wonderful friends in you, Boo, Carrie, Dragonette..........and all the others that I interact with on Lit..........(((huggggssssss))) and 's

 

[BooMerengue]

Dommie has a real girlfriend??

Really??

*swoon

*spin

*twirl

*thud

*clunk

fade to black.....

 

[badboybrody]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Ahhhhhh Ok!!

Well Oz, sorry about the cattle, I was busy roping GoS. I take it you live on a station then? Keep the dog you got, especially if he is one of those Australian shepards, or a Queensland Heeler. Those breeds are so nice for ranch work. Hope you got the moomoo's back ok. Have fun fixing the fence
Brody

 

[BooMerengue]

awww, bbb... I'm disappointed in you....

 

[badboybrody]

awww, bbb... I'm disappointed in you....

Hello ((((Boo)))). Thats quite all right, sweet Boo. I have disapointed many women in my days. And they all have some reason for it. So, what is your particular reason that you're disappointed in me?
I hope its not cause I left without saying good by as I snuck out in the middle of the night That seems to be the most common one. Oh, before I forget I really enjoyed the jokes you posted the other day. Take care, I look forward to your reason. Perhaps it will be a new one Brody

 

[GoddessOfSouls]

Hello ((((Boo)))). Thats quite all right, sweet Boo. I have disapointed many women in my days. And they all have some reason for it. So, what is your particular reason that you're disappointed in me?
I hope its not cause I left without saying good by as I snuck out in the middle of the night That seems to be the most common one. Oh, before I forget I really enjoyed the jokes you posted the other day. Take care, I look forward to your reason. Perhaps it will be a new one Brody

Hey You Goat Hearder! I have a list of reasons for you but none of them are MINE! hehe hehe because you never seem to disapoint me! Yeah Iam chasing you done before I get back to my chores! Besides who is gonna even notice a little mess or if the food is good, they will all be lusting over what new toy there going to be taking home tonight

*smoooches baby*

 

[badboybrody]

Hey You Goat Hearder! I have a list of reasons for you but none of them are MINE! hehe hehe because you never seem to disapoint me! Yeah Iam chasing you done before I get back to my chores! Besides who is gonna even notice a little mess or if the food is good, they will all be lusting over what new toy there going to be taking home tonight

*smoooches baby*

Well your the first women whom I haven't disapointed then. When your wrote your post I was rotting my mind on Jeporday! Hope your party is a blast, don't forget to buy extra batteries. And remember to breathe this time so you don't get a headache, okay? Catch you later oh hot stuff

 

[OzSteamer]

Hi Boo hee hee!

"Hi to everyone else, and attically Boo...we have some FOSTERS espeically imported JUST FOR YOU!

It's in the container marked "BIOHAZARD".

Yeah, the green, glowing one."

You don't want me around, Oz? You don't have to poison me...

We're not trying to get rid of YOU, sheesh...

WE'RE trying to get rid of the TERMITES you reported in the Attic...

You reported 'em, so we got you a GUARENTEED knock-down-drag-'em-out termite nuker for you.

I got it from a guy who was standing outside the bar, who said it was Fosters and that it would kill termites.

Strange, he also wanted to sell me some watches, too - Gen-U-ine Rolexes for $5, AND they were made in Sri Lanka, The Home Of Rolex!

And if you can't trust a guy selling Gen-U-ine Rolexes (made In Sri Lanka, The Quality Capital Of The World), who CAN you trust?

He said to me "I'm sure you won't miss the fact that these watches don't have an 'hour' hand on them - such things are OVER RATED!

And who needs the digit '9' on a watch, anyhow?

OH, the 'second' hand and the 'minute' hand have had their functions combined...so you'll NEVER be late for a meeting, ever again.

And, yes, Mickey Mouse is a Gen-U-ine Rolex time -piece! "

Hey, want a cheap Rolex anyone?

Said his name was Nixon...

 

[OzSteamer]

Hi GingerDom

Hi there Everyone...

***handshakes*** and ^5s to Oz.........69..........Ragaer.........KW.........Brody

Hey Gingerdom...been surfing, lately? Mmmm, Nice Hot Wetsuited Chciky Babes in tight fitting wetsuits...Mmmmmmm

 

[OzSteamer]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Ahhhhhh Ok!!

Hi badboybrody

Well Oz, sorry about the cattle, I was busy roping GoS.

Yup, I can understand the distraction...a YUMMY hot chick like that, tied up in front of you?


Mmmmm....

I take it you live on a station then?

LOL,. no, I live in suburban Newcastle (well, to it's south, actually). They run cattle on the hills behind us. I'll send a pic one day, of where I live (the locale, not the house, I mean) , it's VERY beautiful.

NOT as beautiful as a hot chick in a wetsuit, tied up, in front of you, but still.


Keep the dog you got, especially if he is one of those Australian shepards, or a Queensland Heeler.

LOL, no, he's actually a cross betwen a Bad Hair Day and an Explosion At The Steel Wool Factory.

Those breeds are so nice for ranch work. Hope you got the moomoo's back ok.

I got into trouble wi' Boo last time I talked about moo moo's.

But, yes, the cattle DID decide to vacate the premises.

Eventually.

Have fun fixing the fence
Brody

URF. Yeah. Fun. Ha.

ha.

ha.

 

[BooMerengue]

Hello ((((Boo)))). Thats quite all right, sweet Boo. I have disapointed many women in my days. And they all have some reason for it. So, what is your particular reason that you're disappointed in me?
I hope its not cause I left without saying good by as I snuck out in the middle of the night That seems to be the most common one. Oh, before I forget I really enjoyed the jokes you posted the other day. Take care, I look forward to your reason. Perhaps it will be a new one Brody

I'm not too wild about your inferences, bbb... but if it soothes you then be my guest.

No dear- I was referring to the pvt message you sent me yesterday... the one I suggested you air in public rather in private. I was sure you would speak up in public.

 

[badboybrody]

I'm not too wild about your inferences, bbb... but if it soothes you then be my guest.

No dear- I was referring to the pvt message you sent me yesterday... the one I suggested you air in public rather in private. I was sure you would speak up in public.

Ah, thats what you mean Boo. Well as that pm said, it was from my roomate, who did not take time to log me out and herself in. And if she wrote you a pm maybe she wanted it private, or is that against some Lit rule? Or is free speech against the bar rules? Maybe somebody told her and I not to post any public comments? Did that ever occur to you? Any way, since she has fled the country afraid of your awesome wrath and anger, she will not be able to respond till she decides to return to this fair country of ours. And what inferences, my sweetest Boo? Only that I find you so hot and desireable thats all. Sheesh babe take a chill pill

 

[GoddessOfSouls]

Tacking up on Message Board!

Ass Kisser

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint,it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top.

 

[BooMerengue]

Brody-Ah, thats what you mean Boo. Well as that pm said, it was from my roomate, who did not take time to log me out and herself in.
Me-so you say...

Brody-And if she wrote you a pm maybe she wanted it private, or is that against some Lit rule?
Me- She didn't say she wanted it private, and why would she assume something about a person she doesn't know in the least? In fact- why did she bring it to me in the first place? And then just assume I would see things her way? Nahhh....

Brody- Or is free speech against the bar rules? Maybe somebody told her and I not to post any public comments? Did that ever occur to you?
Me-I could care less what you say in the bar- as long as it doesn't affect others. Maybe if someone asked you not to post public comments they assumed YOU would have sense enough not to take it private with a total stranger. Did that ever occur to YOU?

Brody-Any way, since she has fled the country afraid of your awesome wrath and anger, she will not be able to respond till she decides to return to this fair country of ours.
Me-What a joke! Why would I be angry at anyone? And there is no response required here.

Brody-And what inferences, my sweetest Boo? Only that I find you so hot and desireable thats all. Sheesh babe take a chill pill
Me-I need no chill pill. I find this funny. It's amazing how quickly folks show their true selves sometimes. And as far as finding me so hot and desirable? Well- I wish I could take that as a compliment; if you truly felt that way you would know me a little bit and you would never have approached me the way you did to start with.

Theres nothing more to be said here. I don't fence with unarmed opponents. You will just be ignored, as are a few others.

 

[BooMerengue]

Goddess... I LOVE that post! I hope you don't mind; I just copied it to send to some pals. Thanks!

Hellooooooooooo everyone! Just buzzin thru here... Never see anyone in here much anymore. Is D'Nette turning it into a Drive-Thru? (just kiddin D!)

I am well again, hurray! Ready to steal KW's truck, and go get Carrie and head out for some hi-jinx! Anyone else care to ride with us?

Hope y'all have a great week!

 

[GoddessOfSouls]

Goddess... I LOVE that post! I hope you don't mind; I just copied it to send to some pals. Thanks!

Hellooooooooooo everyone! Just buzzin thru here... Never see anyone in here much anymore. Is D'Nette turning it into a Drive-Thru? (just kiddin D!)

I am well again, hurray! Ready to steal KW's truck, and go get Carrie and head out for some hi-jinx! Anyone else care to ride with us?

Hope y'all have a great week!

Help yourself hun! lol

Ohhhh you both can pick me up on the way Iam up for some hi-jinx

 

[OzSteamer]

I'M HEADED FER THE HILLS! Boo AND Goddess going fer a romp in a truck?

WOW! That's some high-powered combination. Take cover all!

 

[Feistyred16]

Help yourself hun! lol

Ohhhh you both can pick me up on the way Iam up for some hi-jinx

Wait for me ! Boo don't forget me! I'm needing Hijinx in the WORST way!

 

[BooMerengue]

Feisty! Goddess! Carrie! and Mee!
Oh! What a riotous ride that'll bee!!

Gas 'er up, KW!

I'll leave you the reins to my buggy while were gone!

yeeehaaaaaaaa!!!!!

 

[Dragonette]

Flying through

GROWLS

What has been going on in here?

I need a drink!

 

[badboybrody]

Brody-Ah, thats what you mean Boo. Well as that pm said, it was from my roomate, who did not take time to log me out and herself in.
Me-so you say...

Brody-And if she wrote you a pm maybe she wanted it private, or is that against some Lit rule?
Me- She didn't say she wanted it private, and why would she assume something about a person she doesn't know in the least? In fact- why did she bring it to me in the first place? And then just assume I would see things her way? Nahhh....

Brody- Or is free speech against the bar rules? Maybe somebody told her and I not to post any public comments? Did that ever occur to you?
Me-I could care less what you say in the bar- as long as it doesn't affect others. Maybe if someone asked you not to post public comments they assumed YOU would have sense enough not to take it private with a total stranger. Did that ever occur to YOU?

Brody-Any way, since she has fled the country afraid of your awesome wrath and anger, she will not be able to respond till she decides to return to this fair country of ours.
Me-What a joke! Why would I be angry at anyone? And there is no response required here.

Brody-And what inferences, my sweetest Boo? Only that I find you so hot and desireable thats all. Sheesh babe take a chill pill
Me-I need no chill pill. I find this funny. It's amazing how quickly folks show their true selves sometimes. And as far as finding me so hot and desirable? Well- I wish I could take that as a compliment; if you truly felt that way you would know me a little bit and you would never have approached me the way you did to start with.

Theres nothing more to be said here. I don't fence with unarmed opponents. You will just be ignored, as are a few others.

OH BOO I LOVE SO MUCH BABY

 

[trollette]

hello

been watching for a while, thought i might say heelo
can i get a drink?

is the owner relly that bad?
the dragon owner

 

[Feistyred16]

Re: hello

been watching for a while, thought i might say heelo
can i get a drink?

is the owner relly that bad?
the dragon owner

Actually...there isn't a thing wrong with the owner!

Ms Dragonette is a wonderful dragon...

 

[trollette]

ta

Actually...there isn't a thing wrong with the owner!

Ms Dragonette is a wonderful dragon...

ta, was a bit worried cos she growled about somethinbg