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[GoddessOfSouls]

Originally posted by OzSteamer Hee hee, GoddessOfSouls

Ohh Goody I havent heard a Good Oz story in Ages.. should I make popcorn?? hehe hehe

NO, it'll clash with teh jello...oh, hang on, you've only ordered the jello...OK, make some popcorn, and we'lll wait for the jello to be delivered...

AND BOO...try not to take the delivery truck fer a spin, OK?

LOL hummm well it could be a bit of a wait, especially if Boo gets a set of keys to that delivery truck! you know she likes to take them for a spin!

hehe hehe clever arnt I? *GRINS*

AND modest too boot!

Yeah Thats ME ALRIGHT! hehe hehe

ZACTLY!!

THERE'S THAT WORD AGAIN!

Hehe hehe yeah I hear it lots myself *wink* Kinda Cute word isnt it?

hehe Yes it does make sense, I mean all trasparent means is that its clear and see though

See what through?

I've been told I don't see things through, but I insist I do so get to the end of things...usually other people's patience!

It's all unclear to me, hee hee!

*Goddess holds her head as it spins about in confusion.. *giggles* he does that to me sometimes! everyone knows this..hehe hehe The Puns! the humor, Ohhhhhh Myyyyyyy But somedays I just need a good dose of Oz! or remember this one Ellipsis Daemon! hehe

think about it a minute couldnt you imagine for a second the possibilities I mean still a wetsuit

Not if it's CLEAR!

Where is your Imagination!!

but see though like glass you could actually watch the honey dripping down her body inside the wetsuit! *sigh* well I do have an active Imagination or so iam told..Hehehe

So do I, but that's as far as it goes...I IMAGIEN what it would be like to have sex with the wetsuited girl...that's when I start SOBBING uncontrollably.

Ohhhh Thats what has happened to your Imagination!

*sigh* OH Yes Please!! hehe hehe

You're getting as bad as BANDIT, hee hee!


ROPE! More rope!

Hummmm You say that like its a bad thing!! Iam just beginning to learn all the MERITS of being tied up hehe hehe hehe Mmmmm more rope you say *shudder*

 

[OzSteamer]

Hee hee, we're REALLY dominating this board, today, Goddess..gee the pace picks up whenever I'm around...

LOL hummm well it could be a bit of a wait, especially if Boo gets a set of keys to that delivery truck!

KEYS?

Boo dun use KEYS...she hotwire's 'em...no easy task on a diesel, either.

you know she likes to take them for a

YEAH, don't park your car out front, or it'll get taken out!

Thats ME ALRIGHT! hehe hehe Hehe hehe yeah I hear it lots myself *wink* Kinda Cute word isnt it?

I can't resist:
ZACTLY!

*Goddess holds her head as it spins about in confusion.. *giggles* he does that to me sometimes!

Who, moi? NEVER!

The Puns! the humor, Ohhhhhh Myyyyyyy But somedays I just need a good dose of Oz! or remember this one Ellipsis Daemon!

Hee hee, Ellipsis Daemon is still around...jest not posting right now...I shall refrain from the puns about posts.

hehe Where is your Imagination!! Ohhhh Thats what has happened to your Imagination!

YEAH, i started SOBBING.

Iam just beginning to learn all the MERITS of being tied up hehe hehe hehe Mmmmm more rope you say *shudder*

Bandit! Goddess needs more rope!

MT, where are you?

 

[GoddessOfSouls]

Originally posted by GoddessOfSouls

Ohhh But you said We wasnt gonna fill the hot tub with Jello! I see you have changed your mind *GRIN*

I did so say we wuz gunna fill the tub with jello!
I don't think you said that, you was busy sobbing about the hot tub being drained! Trust me hun draining it was for the best! you really didnt wanna play in all that foul stuff that was in there, now we can make a new batch of Jello FUN!
LOL LOL Ohhh Nice TRY!!

I'm told i'm VERY trying!
and THAT you can BE at Times!
Now don't be sobbing! LOL
Yup Yup Thats it! YUP but they are out there you just can't find them in person LOL your not suppose to get tongued tied around them! your suppose to Tie them UP!

You mean THAT'S the problem?
Yup could very well be the problem!
Gee, after ALL THIS TIME!
Yup who'd have thought!
sheezzz do I need to teach you?

Oh, I'll allow you to give a demonstration to tying technique on ANY hot wetsuited bisexual chick you care to name.
LMAO!! ohhh Your so very Kind to me! Imagine you would be willing to take pictures as well? hehe hehe hehe
LOL well you can GRUMP! but you can't sobbbbbbbb!

AWWW, why not?
CUZ!!
save that for when a Girl don't want to put on the wetsuit!

That's a TRAGEDY!
Yes figured you would think that!
you know for t he really important times! hehe hehe

IMPORTANT dun come close...it's a CATASTROPHE!
Well Yes I suppose it could be LOL Ok Ok Yes It would be, now take a deep breath you know how close you come to passing out when you hear such things!

 

[69forever]

Thanks, anyway, 69...how are you?

This place needs some livening up...if I didn't have to so much darn messing around looking after my Mum, I think I'd do it...wetsuited dancing girls...wetsuited pole dancers...wetsuited jello-wrestlers...YEP, that would be a start!

Ah well, digi cams do have their limitations. Doing alright Oz....
Glad to hear your Mum is ok and well cared for. Damn hurricanes keep trying to wash mine away!!!

Sorry about having to drain the Hot Tub, but it got used pretty good the other night....heh ~wicked grin~ A jello wrestling match sounds like just the thing to liven up the place. Maybe a grudge match? I'd love to bill the agenda for that!!! We'd have half of Litsters here.....rooting on their favorites!

 

[OzSteamer]

hee hee GoddessOfSouls

Ohhh But you said We wasnt gonna fill the hot tub with Jello! I see you have changed your mind *GRIN*

I did so say we wuz gunna fill the tub with jello!
I don't think you said that, you was busy sobbing about the hot tub being drained!

YOU'RE GONNA HATE ME, BUT:

ZACTLY!


Trust me hun draining it was for the best! You really didnt wanna play in all that foul stuff that was in there, now we can make a new batch of Jello FUN!

HEE HEE, ok, I stand corrected!

LOL LOL Ohhh Nice TRY!!

I'm told i'm VERY trying!
and THAT you can BE at Times!

Now don't be sobbing! LOL
Yup Yup Thats it! YUP but they are out there you just can't find them in person LOL your not suppose to get tongued tied around them! your suppose to Tie them UP!

You mean THAT'S the problem?
Yup could very well be the problem!
Gee, after ALL THIS TIME!
Yup who'd have thought!

HEY, if you don't think, they elect you to the highest office in the LAND, so it has some advantages.

sheezzz do I need to teach you?

Oh, I'll allow you to give a demonstration to tying technique on ANY hot wetsuited bisexual chick you care to name.
LMAO!! ohhh Your so very Kind to me! Imagine you would be willing to take pictures as well?

YEP!

hehe hehe hehe
LOL well you can GRUMP! but you can't sobbbbbbbb!

AWWW, why not?
CUZ!![/b]
Cuz why? (hee hee, has You Know Who got to that stage yet? Or only her older brothers?)

save that for when a Girl don't want to put on the wetsuit!

That's a TRAGEDY!
Yes figured you would think that!

THINK it, nothing...I know it!

you know for t he really important times! hehe hehe

IMPORTANT dun come close...it's a CATASTROPHE!
Well Yes I suppose it could be LOL Ok Ok Yes It would be, now take a deep breath you know how close you come to passing out when you hear such things!


GEE, is that why there are spots before my eyes?

Hmm, OK, I need a nice lie down, a good cuppa and a HOT WETSUITED BISEXUAL CHICK to sooth my fevered brow?

HINT, HINT

 

[OzSteamer]

Oh, so it was YOU, 69forever?

AHHHAAA!!!

Doing alright Oz....
Glad to hear your Mum is ok and well cared for. Damn hurricanes keep trying to wash mine away!!!

LOL, there's another one due any day now.

Sorry about having to drain the Hot Tub, but it got used pretty good the other night...

Hmmm...I hope both of you were in wetsuits...

A jello wrestling match sounds like just the thing to liven up the place. Maybe a grudge match?

No grudges, please. Politics is FULL of 'em and look how far it gets them? What's that? All the way to the White House?

BLIMEY you ruin a good train of thought, you do.

I'd love to bill the agenda for that!!!

NOPE, raegar beat you to it.

We'd have half of Litsters here.....rooting on their favorites!

That's a poorly chosen phrase, here in Australia: rooting = having mind-blowing sex, usually of a illicit nature.

 

[GoddessOfSouls]

being Graceful!!

I head something tonight that made me think!
and yes at times I do try and think!

its said that often we forget to be graceful! to use ones mind and think before speaking so as not to cause harm to another is a very rare gift ..*sigh* so very many of us forget this at times!

To walk with Grace and dignity only serves to make us stronger.

I choose to always say Iam sorry if I offend, I choose to always at least TRY and take the High road! I choose to Try and not take liberties with those I call friend! I choose to not try and embarass my friends with callous remarks!

and I ask that you who I call friend remind me of this if ever I overstep my place

Much Love To you All

 

[GoddessOfSouls]

Ahhhhhh Ok!!

OK with all that done and said WHO is gonna TIE me UP NOW?

LOL LoL LOL

 

[OzSteamer]

Re: being Graceful!!

Hi GoddessOfSouls

I head something tonight that made me think!
and yes at times I do try and think!

Hee hee, I can hear you thinkin' about jello, wetsuits and honey...CLEAR ACROSS THE PACIFIC OCEAN! (Pardon the levity.)

its said that often we forget to be graceful!

I think chicks in wetsuits are graceful.

And erotic.

And sensual.

Did I mention erotic?

How about graceful?

I did?

What's that? Oh, OK, I'll shut up.

to use ones mind and think before speaking so as not to cause harm to another is a very rare gift ..*sigh* so very many of us forget this at times!

Y'mena like the way I keep babbling about wetsuits?

Hee hee!

To walk with Grace and dignity only serves to make us stronger.

I choose to always say Iam sorry if I offend, I choose to always at least TRY and take the High road! I choose to Try and not take liberties with those I call friend! I choose to not try and embarass my friends with callous remarks!

and I ask that you who I call friend remind me of this if ever I overstep my place

Much Love To you All

You haven't (ever) offended me, Goddess, though I DO GET IRKED when people use the Hot Tub without asking and I ESPEICALLY GET IRKED when they dun wear wetsuits! Huurumph! A lot of tears went into that jello! LITERALLY! [/i]MY tears![/i]

For which i got into lots of trouble, but, well, Dragonette seems to have chilled out...or is that the weather doing that?

And I get irked when Dragonette and the OTHER HOT CHICKS (such as Carrie ) here don't wanna wear wetsuits.

I TOLD you I was a failure, Goddess, LOL, especialy at getting Hot Chicks into wetsuits.

 

[OzSteamer]

Re: Ahhhhhh Ok!!

OK with all that done and said WHO is gonna TIE me UP NOW?

LOL LoL LOL

THE LINE FORMS BEHIND ME!!!!

No pushing!

No shoving!!!

I SAID NO SHOVING!!

 

[BooMerengue]

*sneakin down the ladder real quick and postin this...

George Bush visits a primary school classroom. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.

The teacher asks George Bush if he would like to lead the discussion of the word "tragedy."

So the illustrious President asks the class for an example of a tragedy. One little boy stands up and offers: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and kills him, that would be a 'tragedy.'

"No," says Bush, "that would be an accident."

A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children
drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explains Mr. Bush. "That's what we would call a
great loss."

The room goes silent. No other children volunteered. Bush searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally, at the back of the room a small boy raises his hand.
In a quiet voice, he says: "If your campaign plane, carrying you, Mr. Bush, were struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a 'tragedy'."

"Fantastic!" exclaims Bush. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a 'tragedy'?"

"Well," says the boy "because it certainly wouldn't be a 'great loss and it probably wouldn't be an 'accident' either."

 

[GoddessOfSouls]

*sneakin down the ladder real quick and postin this...

George Bush visits a primary school classroom. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.

The teacher asks George Bush if he would like to lead the discussion of the word "tragedy."

So the illustrious President asks the class for an example of a tragedy. One little boy stands up and offers: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and kills him, that would be a 'tragedy.'

"No," says Bush, "that would be an accident."

A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children
drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explains Mr. Bush. "That's what we would call a
great loss."

The room goes silent. No other children volunteered. Bush searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally, at the back of the room a small boy raises his hand.
In a quiet voice, he says: "If your campaign plane, carrying you, Mr. Bush, were struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a 'tragedy'."

"Fantastic!" exclaims Bush. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a 'tragedy'?"

"Well," says the boy "because it certainly wouldn't be a 'great loss and it probably wouldn't be an 'accident' either."

BOO!! that WAS LOVELY!! I laughed very hard I LOVED IT Thank YOU

 

[BooMerengue]

Whooops! Forgot this one! *runnin back down again and wavin at GoS! Hi, sweet lady! I can't keep up w/ you and the FIEND so I'm just gonna post this and run back upstairs... Hope you like this one even better!!

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weight-lifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

 

[69forever]

originally posted by OzSteamer
Oh, so it was YOU, 69forever?

AHHHAAA!!!
LOL, there's another one due any day now.

Hmmm...I hope both of you were in wetsuits...

No grudges, please. Politics is FULL of 'em and look how far it gets them? What's that? All the way to the White House?
BLIMEY you ruin a good train of thought, you do.

NOPE, raegar beat you to it.

That's a poorly chosen phrase, here in Australia: rooting = having mind-blowing sex, usually of a illicit nature.

*Hanging my head* Yeah Oz, it was me, and the reason we had to drain it and clean it for other people is that they were crotchless wetsuits!!! So much more fun that way...

The full affects of this one may miss the West coast of Florida. Storm track puts landfall in the Northern panhandle. Any where it hits though, it's a MONSTER from hell!!!

Yeah in politics it's for the money...grudges should be settled in the jello pit, nobody gets hurt that way....except maybe their pride. I have to talk to reagar....thinking the bodacious GoS and, hmmm? Top billing.

But Oz....is there any other kind???? Mind blowing sex is highly underrated. Ya just need the right partner. ~wicked grin~

 

[badboybrody]

Re: Re: Ahhhhhh Ok!!

No pushing!

No shoving!!!

I SAID NO SHOVING!!

Brody grabs Oz, throws him down and calf ropes him, while singing Get a long lil doggie. Stands up dusts his hands off and say"Come here my little goddess its just you and me now" hehehehehehehehe See there is a reason I'm called the Badboy Sorry Oz but us Yanks don't play fair when it comes to women, hahahahaha.

 

[GoddessOfSouls]

*Hanging my head* Yeah Oz, it was me, and the reason we had to drain it and clean it for other people is that they were crotchless wetsuits!!! So much more fun that way...

The full affects of this one may miss the West coast of Florida. Storm track puts landfall in the Northern panhandle. Any where it hits though, it's a MONSTER from hell!!!

Yeah in politics it's for the money...grudges should be settled in the jello pit, nobody gets hurt that way....except maybe their pride. I have to talk to reagar....thinking the bodacious GoS and, hmmm? Top billing.

But Oz....is there any other kind???? Mind blowing sex is highly underrated. Ya just need the right partner. ~wicked grin~

MR 69!! WHo would I wrestlle in a GRUDE MATCH? I hold no Ill will towards Anyone that I can think of right off the top of my head!

Iam asking you in the VERY NICEST way Possible to let it be! if you wish to be hurtful Iam sure you can find another place for it besides here! this is and always has been my very 1st home on lit, Iam asking or should I say Apealing to the gentleman in you to be kind and let me be! I don't find any of this funny in any way, actually I find it slightly cruel!
I will thank you in advance your your good wishes and kind words

 

[69forever]

LOL, you have no clue. Bye.

 

[BooMerengue]

I knew the very first time you spoke to me- and Carrie and Raegar can attest to the fact- that all was not quite right with you, 69!Not saying they agreed w/ me- only that they knew then that I thought "Who the hell is this fruit who's telling me "Boo, be a dear etc..."

Never, ever, does a decent person take the time to print what otherwise comes blurting out in conversation, unless it is meant only to hurt. And to do so in public is doubly bad.

I have no clue, nor do I want one, as to what this is all about. Just take the trash out and leave it, 69! This IS GoS' home away from home so to speak, as it is to several of us. Let's keep it that way.

I haven't been posting but I have been reading. Childsplay, 69- the rest of us outgrew showing off in eighth grade. After hearing what GoS said I went back and reread. I had you on ignore when I first met you and I do again. Go away.

*standing up in front of GoS, and making room for all the others who I am sure will do the same.

 

[Native Alien]

This was one of the first threads that I posted to as well.

Let me remind everyone, that you don't know all that is said in pm's and ims. I think that we should be able to post those here. Simply so that everyone knows all about a situation.

Hello Boo, Happy Birthday and hope you are feeling better. Yea, I have become a lurker, but things can get pretty boring between the adrenline rushes that come from a job that is craziness.

 

[BooMerengue]

Hi Native and Thanks and yeah, its been a long time. And it doesn't matter what gets said in PM. Squabbles don't need airing in public- period. For all I know GoS may have started something. Not the point. She didn't start it here- she didn't air it here. He doesn't need to bring it here. End of discussion.So... why just lurkin...you're on an oil rig? How cool is that? Can I come, too? lol

P.S. I have a feeling this is gonna cause the DragonLady to get pissed off, so lets drop it, ok? Everyone?

 

[omahaman2]

SNEAKING IN AND HUGGGING LOL BOO
SEE YOU SURVIVED YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!

 

[BooMerengue]

Ohhh OhhhMannnnn... I wonder if you'll ever realize how much I relish your friendship? You just made me smile like the Golden Gate! LOL

Yesss... I survived- barely! I still have a fever of 101 this am... the 7th day in a row of fever and chills and ... well, you know... ugh! I know I've lost 20 lbs at least.

I've been remiss in my posts. But I can't sit here for very long at one time. "Course- nothin stirs my blood like a good ol fashioned brawl, ya know??? Just give me a couple long necks and a bar to sit on and I'm right at home!!! LOL

How are you, Travelin Man? And how in the hell does sweet Jenny stand you bein gone? I believe were I her, I'd go all Dommy on you and chain you to the bed! But she's a lot stronger than me!

Thanks for the hugs and the thread, SweetMan! I wish I could repay. You take care of yourself, and hurry home asap!

 

[omahaman2]

I got to come home this weekend because Ill be gone for the next 2 weeks. However,sounds like they might give me a week off free from work with pay for all this. I was going to show you a brawl but just couldnt picture it at dragonette's place! Your friendship means alot to me too!!!!
Jenny as a DOM!!!!! hmmmmmm,lol sounds oops better not go there!!!!!

 

[carrie-on]

Wow I sleep in for the first time in a month and look what I have missed. and who!!
GoS hugggggsssss
3B huggggsss to you too
69 kisss and a hugg for you...don't worry the jello match will go on someday I think.
BOOOOOOO *Pounce* how come you never come down out of the attic when I'm here? You mad at me or something?
Oz...will you NEVER give up trying to get some of us in wetsuits?
Native hugggssss it HAS been forever since you've been in. How have you been?
Oman...I agree with Boo...if I were Jenny I would have to do something to keep you at home...though I do understand the need to go where the work sends you. HUGGGGGSSSS

*starting a pot of Dragonroast for those who come in later*

 

[69forever]

Wow I sleep in for the first time in a month and look what I have missed. and who!!
GoS hugggggsssss
3B huggggsss to you too
69 kisss and a hugg for you...don't worry the jello match will go on someday I think.
BOOOOOOO *Pounce* how come you never come down out of the attic when I'm here? You mad at me or something?
Oz...will you NEVER give up trying to get some of us in wetsuits?
Native hugggssss it HAS been forever since you've been in. How have you been?
Oman...I agree with Boo...if I were Jenny I would have to do something to keep you at home...though I do understand the need to go where the work sends you. HUGGGGGSSSS

*starting a pot of Dragonroast for those who come in later*

Mmmmm, good coffee carrie! *adding some hot chocolate mix*
Thanks for making it this morning. <reading the paper> Knew I should have just grabbed the comics and been done with it.
The Packers play in a bit, and the Badgers won! WooHoo!!! Football and deer hunting. Gotta love this time of year. Peace.