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LOL Aramera

aramera said:
Yup Dragon Lady.........been arround the bar a while and seen a few come and go.........my smelly old mattress must be a museum piece by now.........if they put it in a glass case in the bar, I may be tempted to appear with it for a small renumeration. xxxx

I might put it in a glass case, just to enclose the aroma!

I did get annoyed tripping over it all the time!
I was getting Bill to put it under a table somewhere for the Bon Voyeur party for Raegar!

Whenever that is!
 
Welcome

PassionsFlame said:
*She slowly strides in and glances about the bar~ she shakes off her uneasiness and straightens her shoulders, heading bravely for the bar. When asked what she wants, she nibbles her lower lip gazing about the bara nd turns back to the bartender with a smile~ a glass of merlot, please. She smiles slowly and sits upon a stool, arranging her skirts and quietly watching the other patrons* :)

A merlot for you.

Sit back and enjoy the wine and get to know the company.

I fly in when I can, but the patrons are very friendly here!
 
Ahh, welcome back!

69forever said:
*pops in for a quick drink* Dragonette, sorry for my absense, I have had much on my plate of late. There seems to be some tension in the air...has some knave ruffled your scales?

Here, let me polish them for you...

The first time I stopped by, this place was larger than life. Now there seems a shadow on the wall, even covering your scorch marks from breathing fire, 'tis not wise to anger the Dragon.


Hmm, hey handyman, nice to see you back, my scales are soothed back in position now, they were a bit ruffled.

I flame on occasion, when I feel like it!
My scorch marks will be back again, I have no doubts, I like them anyway!

But what you say is true, it is not wise to anger this dragon!

~evil chuckles~

~checks out the kisses bowl, adding a few dragon ones~
 
The_Dragon_Tamer said:
Good evening all, I did not mean any disrespect, just many things on my mind this day.

Sir 69 ye have nothing to worry from me concerning the Goddess. I doth not know thy worries but have none from me. My queen is at the castle, ill, so has not accompanied me this evening as she was hoping to do. This be a very friendly bar any discontent or evil thoughts or desires are easily detected by Kaybar and Jaybar. It is nice to meet thee finally. Perhaps you can join me for a drink.


Pushing through the door, I spot Dragonette...hello sweet lady, I've been re-miss with my duties as handyman...let me start by fixing these holes in the walls. Think I'll have a beer first though, it's been a very hectic time. How are you?

That is indeed good to hear Tamer, I have become rather fond of the goddess. Sorry to hear of your troubles with the VA, sinse they opened the system up to civilians, everything has gone to hell. This bar is a very freindly place, for the most part, and I have never had any evil in my heart when here...as crouching down to scratch tigers and lions proves...for they can read ones heart. I would indeed join you for a drink. Be well.

Now let me get to work.
 
Re: Ahh, welcome back!

Dragonette said:
Hmm, hey handyman, nice to see you back, my scales are soothed back in position now, they were a bit ruffled.

I flame on occasion, when I feel like it!
My scorch marks will be back again, I have no doubts, I like them anyway!

But what you say is true, it is not wise to anger this dragon!

~evil chuckles~

~checks out the kisses bowl, adding a few dragon ones~

My dear Dragon, my other pursuits have kept me from properly attending to my duties. But I am back again, as this is such a nice watering hole, with freinds dropping by to keep in touch and sometimes drink too much.
 
Strip Show

BooMerengue said:



But lets get w/ D'Nette and set a night for a strip show in here... we'll do it by cut and paste so we can get some really good strips... maybe just 4 or 5... but it would sure draw a crowd!

I think you and Carrie should take care of this as I only fly in occasionally.

Anyway, a naked dragon is not a pretty sight!
I'll enjoy the male revue though!

(Not sure I quite understand your cut and paste bit though)
 
Evening 69

69forever said:


Pushing through the door, I spot Dragonette...hello sweet lady, I've been re-miss with my duties as handyman...let me start by fixing these holes in the walls. Think I'll have a beer first though, it's been a very hectic time. How are you?


Now let me get to work.


Hibernating as usual, dealing with real life, it can be so rude when it intrudes!

Sorry for the repairs, I might have to find some more pictures to hang on the walls, I seem to have destroyed most of the ones I placed here.
Anyway, a change is always good, I will see what I have lying around in the office.

Don't overwork yourself!
 
Knightly One, Knight Wing!

KnightWing said:
Good morning all!!! It's almost the weekend!!!

~~~puts on a huge pot of coffee and puts out fresh Kryspy Kremes!!!!~~

~~also notices a few new large holes in the walls,,,,, appears as though someone was taking some shots!~~

AAaachhooo!! Excuse me, must be something about this place all of a sudden.

Have a great day all... taking my coffee to go.

Seems the holes are being blamed on me, but I only do the scorch marks! LOL

Could it be the car hairs causing you to sneeze?
I must admit, I only like them as snacks usually, Top Cat is ok though.

They might make nice rugs in front of the fire!

Here:
http://www.cc.rim.or.jp/~tamafact/shop/shop_item/images/tissues.jpg
 
Welcome

manofsteel52 said:
That was quite the pic.
Brave?
Maybe.
Reckless?
In my mind, definitely.
I've always thought things like tats & peircings were kinda cool looking.

Here's the thing; sex is a major part of my life. If my equipment didn't function as it should, I don't know that the rest of what life has to offer would have much appeal for me. I'm not taking any chances with it!;)

Oh, was it your picture?

Very interesting.

Have a drink!
 
KnightWing said:
Good morning everyone... just making sure there is hot coffee for the day crowd. Uh-oh... looks like the fire is just about out. ~~throwing on a couple of large logs~~~

There that should last till later.

~~aatchhoo~~ Excuse me....I must be allergic to something.

Grabbing a cup to go. Have a great day all.

^5's to the guys,
:kiss:'s to the ladies.



Gday KW

yep I think its bull shite in the air , make my eyes water

How r ya , still plenty of beer here well there was till i came in 4 a drink lol
 
Gday all


its been a while Ive been out n about again but am back for a few ....... ? lol


Gday boss nice to see ya again, how's the bar?
 
Un like the boss I havent got the patience to read back so far but I will look at the tapes when I finish my drinks ( in a few days perhaps, well a man's not a camel I need a drink )
 
Hiya raegar

raegar said:
Gday all


its been a while Ive been out n about again but am back for a few ....... ? lol


Gday boss nice to see ya again, how's the bar?

Great to see you back here, your absence was noted and you were missed!

The bar seems to have been busy, a touch of damage as well, but all will be fixed.

I did restock on beer and rum, so settle in and have a few.
I might join you in a few drinks, it's Friday night, so time for some fun!


Carrie and Boo are organising a strip show, they might need your help!

When do you sail?
 
Reading messages

raegar said:
Un like the boss I havent got the patience to read back so far but I will look at the tapes when I finish my drinks ( in a few days perhaps, well a man's not a camel I need a drink )

I'll watch the tapes with you, then we can decide if we want to place any around for public viewing!

Takes me ages to catch up on all the messages, but there was nothing special you missed that I can see.

A few words flying around, some damage blamed on me of course ~chuckles~

Cat hair all over the place!

A strip show being organised

A few new patrons, but I think we might already know them!
Games people play, ~chuckles~

Anyway, nice to have you back here!
 
Carrie

Nice to see you back here as well, you are a busy lady now, I miss your help here!

I'll leave the strip show in your capable hands!

Waves to everyone else, GoS, Churchy, Fiesty, Vinde, Knightwing, Boo, 69, new patrons and anyone else I forgot to mention.

Raegar, can I have a refill please?
 
Re: Reading messages

Dragonette said:
I'll watch the tapes with you, then we can decide if we want to place any around for public viewing!

Takes me ages to catch up on all the messages, but there was nothing special you missed that I can see.

A few words flying around, some damage blamed on me of course ~chuckles~

Cat hair all over the place!

A strip show being organised

A few new patrons, but I think we might already know them!
Games people play, ~chuckles~

Anyway, nice to have you back here!


yep ok cool boss just let me get a few drinks , and what are you having ?
and hey boss can you do something about all these flying dragons making it hard to drink my beer could you make a no fly zone just while i drink my beer
 
lol

raegar said:
yep ok cool boss just let me get a few drinks , and what are you having ?
and hey boss can you do something about all these flying dragons making it hard to drink my beer could you make a no fly zone just while i drink my beer

The only things flying around in here should be ME, and Aramera of course on occasion, I can't stop him, I have tried!

I will try a make you a safe zone, just for you!

http://www.dso.iastate.edu/lgbtss/safezone/sticker.gif
 
Hey

Hey Raegar, how is 'poof'?

Your first mate?

Better watch him around these cats
 
Re: Hey

Dragonette said:
Hey Raegar, how is 'poof'?

Your first mate?

Better watch him around these cats


poof's good, he likes cats( with mint sauce)

i just had a thought about the flying dragons there in my head to many home brew beer very strong just like seeing flying eliphants lol pink ones
 
"A No Fly Zone" that made me laugh right out loud!! Trying to picture this lovely bar and spa all swank and sexy with dragons flying everywhere... rofl!!!

Hi You guys!! Dragonette- how are you? The Cut and Paste thing just means you type the action up ahead of time and then put bits in as you go... I'm a very slow typer- by the time I got down to my pasties everyone would have left for work the next day! lol

Raegar! Mornin, Man!! How are you? Missed you... guess you never saw the lady I brought in to stand on your G Spot, did you?
You'll like her- she sure is swell!!
 
BooMerengue said:
"A No Fly Zone" that made me laugh right out loud!! Trying to picture this lovely bar and spa all swank and sexy with dragons flying everywhere... rofl!!!

Hi You guys!! Dragonette- how are you? The Cut and Paste thing just means you type the action up ahead of time and then put bits in as you go... I'm a very slow typer- by the time I got down to my pasties everyone would have left for work the next day! lol

Raegar! Mornin, Man!! How are you? Missed you... guess you never saw the lady I brought in to stand on your G Spot, did you?
You'll like her- she sure is swell!!


Hiya Boo

yep I saw but bubble gum get suck in my beard lol but very nice

hey i got some gold chain 4 you nose ring lol :devil:
 
raegar said:
Hiya Boo

yep I saw but bubble gum get suck in my beard lol but very nice

hey i got some gold chain 4 you nose ring lol :devil:


There'll be no chain in MY nose ring, baby!! hell, there'll be no ring in my nose, either! I was just funnin'!! LOL
 
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