Literotica Author Survivor Immunity Challenge 03/20/01

[Madame Pandora]

Okay,

Sorry for the short time on this one. For this week's Literotica Author Survivor "Immunity" Challenge, you must post your selection on this thread BEFORE 4:00 PST on 03/21/01 (one hour before the airing of Survivor on the East Coast).

For "immunity" you must guess which of the following Castaways form the Survivor TV Show will be voted off tomorrow night:

Roger
Nick
Elisabeth

Colby
Jerri
Tina
Keith
Amber

Official Rules and Contestant List is below. Other discussion on this can be seen at: http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=26606

LITEROTICA SURVIVOR OFFICIAL RULES

The challenge is open to any Literotica Author who wishes to participate. You can join the contest at any time and your previously posted stories will still be counted into the final tally.

1. You get one point for posting in any of the below 26 Literotica categories (only Novels and Novellas and Chain Stories have been excluded). A collaboration will be counted toward both contributing authors, but no one author is allowed to have more than 3 collaborative works counted in the contest.

Audio Poetry
Audio Stories
BDSM
Celebrities
Erotic Couplings
Erotic Reviews
Exhibitionist & Voyeur
Fetish
Gay Male
Group Sex
How To
Humor & Satire
Incest
Interracial Love
Lesbian Sex
Loving Wives
Mature
Mind Control
Non-English
Non-Erotic
NonConsent
NonHuman
Poetry
Romance
Toys
Extreme

2. You get a 5-point bonus for every 10 categories you post in and a 15-point bonus for posting in all 26.

Thus, if you post in 15 categories, you'll get 15 points for each category, plus a 5 point bonus for posting in at least 10 categories for a total of: 20.

If you post in all 26 categories (in addition to being pretty fucking cool) you would have 26 points for each posted category, 5 bonus points for your first 10, 5 bonus points for your second 10, and 15 bonus points for all 26. Your total would be: 51.

3. Only stories posted after 01/01/01 but before 01/01/02 are eligible for the contest.

4. There will be an IMMUNITY challenge each week, initially based upon the TV Show Survivor. After the show ends, another weekly challenge will be devised. Any author who posts and correctly guesses the player voted off Survivor for the week, gets "immunity" from a category of their choice. The immunity counts as an "entry" and thus, if you had 10 immunities you would be eligible for the 5 point bonus. There is no limit to the number of immunities you can win.

5. If you post a story in a category you have declared an immunity in, you get a single bonus point, but that story will not count toward other bonus points. (Thus, if you've declared immunity from "Incest" and then write an incest story, you get the two points - one for the immunity and one for the story - but you only have credit for 1 category toward the 5 or 15 point bonuses).

6. You get one bonus point for a story which is awarded an "E."

In the categories of "foreign" and "audio" stories, submissions may include translations of stories posted prior to 01/01/01 and/or stories posted in other categories for the contest as long as the TRANSLATION takes place after 01/01/01.

In the event of a tie for first place, a vote of participating authors will be organized at a later date.

For “immunity” challenges, time limits will be posted with the weekly challenge.

The participants list will be updated as new authors join.

There is no additional criteria for the eligibility of stories based on any subjective issues of quality or content. If a story is accepted and posted by Literotica, it is eligible for the contest. Period.

Please note, you get NO extra points for posting two stories in the same category (i.e. you get ONE point for incest even if you've posted 10 stories there). And only your first story posted in a given category is eligible for the "E" bonus point.

Tentative Prizes: Each of the five top placers will get a “goodie package” of assorted Adult Toys and Videos. First place, in addition to their box of goodies gets a nice, crisp $100.00 bill. Literotica will supply all prizes.

Rules may be updated or more clearly defined at the contest continues.

Current List of Contestants as of 03/20/01:
Buckler
christo
Cockatoo
CRaZy
Deborah
dragonbutterfly
Eager Co-Ed
Endlessly
Hecate
Killer Muffin
Madame Pandora
p_p_man
Persephone
Risia Skye
SteamyChik
Todd

 

[Madame Pandora]

My guess for this week's immunity challenge is Jerri.

She's going down!

MP

 

[KillerMuffin]

In that case, I guess Jerri too.

(MP seems to know what she's talking about)

 

[Deborah]

Just got a few minutes on my lunch break and wanted to make sure I posted my selection.

First of all, I never will chose whomever MP choses. Doh! And she can't even spell the word right.

This is the way I got it figured. It will be like when Mike got burned. NOBODY will be eliminated. That's what I said, NOBODY.

 

[p_p_man]

Immunity

What about the Brits who don't watch your Survivor? We had our own but it's finished now. If we have to lose immunity by default I, myself, alone don't mind at all. Fun this innit?

 

[Deborah]

p_p_man, just pick one of the 8 names above at random, or do what KM did, listen to a bimbo.

Neener, neener, I'm I good or what? NOBODY was voted off last nite, just like I said.

Now, the way this works, according to MP's very own rules, I get to strike off one category from the list. I chose to cancel "Amateur Erotic Pics." The reason I chose that one is that I don't want to cause any heart attacks.

And, the second part of me receiving the immunity idol (cute vibrating ears!) is that I can challenge any of the participants to submit an entry for the category I eliminated.

Therefore, much like MP issued the challenge for me to do an audio poem, I challenge her to do an "Amateur Erotic Pic." And, according to the rules MP herself established, she has to post the pic before the next Survivor show.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Deb darlin, I didn't see Amateur erotic pics anywhere on the list, am I missing something?

*makes mental note to blindly follow Deborah next time.*

 

[Laurel]

Hey, don't hit me, but does Deb get the immunity point for guessing nobody? I would think so, but I want someone else to agree before I add it to her list.

 

[p_p_man]

She did say NOBODY twice in caps and with emphasis. So yep she gets immunity.

 

[Laurel]

Cool. Deborah, I'm gonna put a 1 in your Immunity column. When you decide where you want the immunity placed, I will put an I in that category to denote the immunity taken. So the # of I's in a person's column should always add up to the number in their Immunity column. Or something.

 

[Deborah]

Please don't

No no no. What part of no don't you understand. No way do I want that one or MP will start whining and bitching and pissing and moaning about me cheating again like she did about the audio poem.

Hey MP, yes indeed, that is some erotic pic (uncrosses fingers, toes, and eyes) you are thinking of posting.

 

[Deborah]

No, I am not posting the erotic pic of MP for a couple hundred bucks, for all those who e-mailed me. Let me see three (3) zeroes (as in $1,000+) and I'll think about it. Yes, I do take Visa but I would prefer cold hard cash or hot hard something else.

 

[Laurel]

Okay. It's removed.

 

[Madame Pandora]

Bloody Hell

I go on vacation for a couple of days and you guys just let Deb go hog wild...

First of all, we have well established that my naked ass will never be on this site (however my REAL voice is, bitch). Deb knows this. She’s just funnin’.

Okay...there seem to be a few folks who don't get Deb's sense of humor and style. I'm going to translate.

Survivor (the TV show) was not a REAL episode. It was a fluff piece to pad the show's run so that the final episodes will air during sweeps.

Obviously, I didn't know this when I started the thread. Deb did, and instead of saying "Duh, Pandora, read the fucking TV Guide, why don't you?" She decided to smack me on the ass and have a little fun.

Technically, yes, she is entitled to an immunity. She DID get the jump on us all. But, despite the shit that gets slung about her, Deb is a FAIR and HONEST competitor. She prefers to let the joke stand on its own merit and have the REAL challenges begin next week. She could easily be smug and claim what was an all too easy point. She didn’t, and I say fucking kudos.

I don't care how many times she threatens to "shove it up someone's ass" or how many people moan that she "won't let sleeping dogs lie," she's a fucking class act.

Go on and roll your eyes (you know who you are), but while you're doing that keep in mind I have no reason to kiss Deb's ass (in fact, I have strong Surgeon General's warnings NOT to attempt such a thing).

There's been enough shit slamming her. I'm pointing out here and now the lady has class. The type of class that COUNTS. Not the candy-ass behavior commonly referred to as class.

Long story short, no Laurel there was no immunity challenge this week.

I'm sorry I left you out, circe! sweetheart, you know I love you (NBTAC) it was just one of those things where I would have SWORN your name was there....

I'll be back soon to recap where we are so that Laurel isn't wading through threads trying to figure it all out. None of this was supposed to be more work for Laurel.

Hugs kids! (The Mouse says hello!)

MP

 

[Laurel]

All righty then. I don't watch "Survivor" (it's on when I'm posting the update) so will someone pullease keep me up to date on what counts and what doesn't! Danke.

 

[Deborah]

Hey MP, why don't you just try to ruin my rep or something? Just for that I'm posting your pic right here. I didn't say naked ass I said erotic. If this don't give Gnufi a stiffy nothing will. And how is your "finance" btw? Talk about a Freudian slip. LMFAO!

Laurel, I just submitted a new story "They Fuck Horses, Don't They?" I indicated this should be Group Sex but if it has to go Extreme so be it. But I don't see the difference between fucking one dumb animal or another. I really would prefer the story go Group Sex because I am working on one for Extreme entitled "Virginal Bloodfest" which Flagg suggested in the Story Ideas forum.

 

[Sean Matthews]

I guess I don't get to play

Well, I thought I entered, but I guess I didn't. I have been left off the list of contestants. And I just finished the first part of my series story (I didn't get an answer on whether or not that would be legal). Oh well. Sorry I bothered taking the time to post.

 

[Deborah]

Hey, you can play, Sean, but only if you are up to the challenge, immunity and otherwise.

I don't remember where your question was, but if you do a series and each chapter is in a different category listed above, I don't see why it wouldn't count. Of course, if one chapter is designated for the "Toys" category, we expect to see some toys in the story. If you need some ideas, go here ...

http://www.divine-interventions.com

Jesus saves!