Literotica’s All-time ‘most Votes/Comments Received’ List

[scouries]

story alert...

Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,

[SIZE=+2]*** CLUB MEMBER *** STORY ALERT ***[/SIZE]​

Ohhh myyyy gawwwwddd! Club Member [SIZE=+2]sarahhh[/SIZE] has released another new story on the Literotica site today. Titled All I Want For Xmas is a Big Dick, this Humor Category tale is the latest best seller from LITEROTICA’S most commented upon author.

Do you know what a lesbian dinosaur is called? If not, I suggest you read Sarahhhs wonderful Xmas contest tale today. I did and I gave it a big [size=+2]5[/size].

[size=+2]Gabriella L.[/size]
Club Sectretary, “1000+ VOTE CLUB”

 

[lloyd_5]

What's the point of telling the oaf how rude he is. So;

 

[Gabby_]

Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,

I just wanted to mention, I'm just putting the finishing touches on chapter one of [SIZE=+2]my very own story[/SIZE]. I've been wanting to write one ever since I started working for the boss, and of course the "1000 + VOTE CLUB" has inspired me to do my very best.

At first I really didn't know what to write about. What would get the attention of readers, when there are so many authors they already know and love? How could I be sure the characters and the plot would keep them reading long enough to vote and comment, so the boss would recognize and reward my popularity?

But then I realized the obvious. They say write what you know, don't they? So that's what I'm doing. Writing about someone I spend a lot of time with, someone I have lots of chances to observe, not just when we're working together, making lists and writing reviews of his own stories, but sometimes even when he doesn't know I'm watching.

With some bosses, this kind of expose might be a risky thing for a girl to do. But if there's anyone who understands that celebrity, that being in the spotlight as Literotica's most famous author brings a certain price, that the public wants and deserves to know about the private existence behind the public figure, it's [size=+2]James R. Scouries.[/size]

As soon as I'm done, I'll go ahead and submit it. I can't wait to hear what everyone thinks!

[size=+2]Gabriella L.[/size]
Club Sectretary, “1000+ VOTE CLUB”

 

[scouries]

story alert....

Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,

[SIZE=+2]*** CLUB MEMBER *** STORY ALERT ***[/SIZE]​

Not another one! How does the boss do it? Club Member [SIZE=+2]scouries[/SIZE] has released another new story on the Literotica site today. Titled Candy Cane Cocked Cousin…and Mom, this humorous Incest Category tale is the latest best seller from LITEROTICA’S most beloved author and is entered in the 2007 LITEROTICA HOLIDAY CONTEST. Nude paintings? Japanese cock molds?

"Charlie, I know men aren't the most observant beings God put on earth nor do I want to pry into your love life with Miss Bald Tennessee but how closely have you looked?"

"Well," I said offhandedly, "I mean I don't stick my head between her legs or anything but I'm pretty sure"

"What about cunnilingus Charlie?"

"We don't usually use that word down here Rose," I answered, not recognizing the word but sure I didn't like the sound of it.

Its dialogue like the above that just lights up page after page of the boss’s story. READ IT! I did and I gave it a big [size=+2]5[/size]. The boss has also promised I can play Rose when we film it! I love that man!

[size=+2]Gabriella L.[/size]
Club Sectretary, “1000+ VOTE CLUB”

 

[ennuye]

no time like the present

scouries has released another new story on the Literotica site today. Titled Candy Cane Cocked Cousin…and Mom, this humorous Incest Category tale is the latest best seller from LITEROTICA’S most beloved author and is entered in the 2007 LITEROTICA HOLIDAY CONTEST.

Hey, if you get started right now, you can get a jump on complaining about losing the contest.

No time to waste! There are accusations to hurl! Conspiracies to contrive! People to slander!

Chop! Chop!

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Hey, if you get started right now, you can get a jump on complaining about losing the contest.

No time to waste! There are accusations to hurl! Conspiracies to contrive! People to slander!

Chop! Chop!

It's not that good.

 

[scouries]

new 1000+ vote story!!!!!

I know from previous contest experience that about 75% of the votes will disappear in the next sweep but still...

...out just one day and it has [size=+2]1437 votes[/size] - an all-time record.

Thank you everyone!

Candy Cane Cocked Cousin...and Mom Visiting cousins awaken passions at Xmas.
4.63 1437 30372 Incest/Taboo (English) 12/06/07 approved
Public Comments: 33 Moderate Public Comments
Voting Status
Yes No Public Comment Board: Yes No


jrs

 

[TxRad]

I know from previous contest experience that about 75% of the votes will disappear in the next sweep

jrs

Ya got to get a better voting bot, that one from high school just ain't hacking it (pun intended)

 

[lloyd_5]

I know from previous contest experience that about 75% of the votes will disappear in the next sweep but still...

...out just one day and it has [size=+2]1437 votes[/size] - an all-time record.

Thank you everyone!

Candy Cane Cocked Cousin...and Mom Visiting cousins awaken passions at Xmas.
4.63 1437 30372 Incest/Taboo (English) 12/06/07 approved
Public Comments: 33 Moderate Public Comments
Voting Status
Yes No Public Comment Board: Yes No


jrs

Shucks, still nowhere near getting a prize as all the non-erotic stories in second person in the passive tense have got 25 votes and sit on 4.99999 because of the influence of the gay/lesbian/AH mafia ... oh, I forgot - readers who appreciated good writing.

Scouries, you are a great rabblerouser who generates attention without respect, but your creative writing skills and grammatical ability are, to be brutally honest, well below a lot of the amateur writers who post here.

Compensating for your lack of success and acceptance you lash out offensively and indiscriminately at anyone more highly regarded than you or anyone who dares to criticize your rudeness or poor writing. Self-publicity and a willingness to swim in a sewer that most people find offensive has given you an audience but not a support.

This is my valedictory post here (nothing is served by trying to debate with you) so forgive me if I go on almost as long as the bulk of your turgid posts. An inability to write popular fiction is no reason to vehemently attack those that can.

Your increasingly wearying whinge that some kind of adolescent basketball score count determines quality of writing, and that authors fuss about that, just goes to show you have no idea why people write.

You berate the AH but, even you must admit, a great deal of knowledge and writing ability is there - and a willingness to help. If you could lose the chip on your shoulder, accept both the talents and desire to help, you would be more than welcome and given heartfelt help to improve your skills. You too have something to offer in your snakeoil salesman skills at self-promotion.

As I depart, I give you one more thought to cogitate upon. Wounds heal, sutures close up - the effect you have had will dissipate and you will be left with . . . what? A writer of far-fetched two-dimensional porn stories that pretend (That's all you can do under Lit guidelines) to be incest stories. 'Lolita' and the tensions involved are so far above you to be laughable.

You have made us all notice you because you make a lot of noise and you upset, truly hurt, a lot of people. If that is your aim, carry on. The gratuitous venom - often with slander- you throw out, is very hurtful. The fact you have deleted a bunch of your poisonous posts shows that even you understand.

I was struggling to find a conclusion, but I think I've found it.

You write poorly but you self-promote brilliantly. You have the skin of a rhino in not understanding how much you hurt people - yet you complain if anyone takes a pop at you. In essence, you are a classic case for admission to the AH. We can heal you.

Serious, what you are writing now is not worthy of the back of a packet of Corn Flakes - but you can do better.

 

[ClitlessKitten]

Shucks, still nowhere near getting a prize as all the non-erotic stories in second person in the passive tense have got 25 votes and sit on 4.99999 because of the influence of the gay/lesbian/AH mafia ... oh, I forgot - readers who appreciated good writing.

Scouries, you are a great rabblerouser who generates attention without respect, but your creative writing skills and grammatical ability are, to be brutally honest, well below a lot of the amateur writers who post here.

Compensating for your lack of success and acceptance you lash out offensively and indiscriminately at anyone more highly regarded than you or anyone who dares to criticize your rudeness or poor writing. Self-publicity and a willingness to swim in a sewer that most people find offensive has given you an audience but not a support.

This is my valedictory post here (nothing is served by trying to debate with you) so forgive me if I go on almost as long as the bulk of your turgid posts. An inability to write popular fiction is no reason to vehemently attack those that can.

Your increasingly wearying whinge that some kind of adolescent basketball score count determines quality of writing, and that authors fuss about that, just goes to show you have no idea why people write.

You berate the AH but, even you must admit, a great deal of knowledge and writing ability is there - and a willingness to help. If you could lose the chip on your shoulder, accept both the talents and desire to help, you would be more than welcome and given heartfelt help to improve your skills. You too have something to offer in your snakeoil salesman skills at self-promotion.

As I depart, I give you one more thought to cogitate upon. Wounds heal, sutures close up - the effect you have had will dissipate and you will be left with . . . what? A writer of far-fetched two-dimensional porn stories that pretend (That's all you can do under Lit guidelines) to be incest stories. 'Lolita' and the tensions involved are so far above you to be laughable.

You have made us all notice you because you make a lot of noise and you upset, truly hurt, a lot of people. If that is your aim, carry on. The gratuitous venom - often with slander- you throw out, is very hurtful. The fact you have deleted a bunch of your poisonous posts shows that even you understand.

I was struggling to find a conclusion, but I think I've found it.

You write poorly but you self-promote brilliantly. You have the skin of a rhino in not understanding how much you hurt people - yet you complain if anyone takes a pop at you. In essence, you are a classic case for admission to the AH. We can heal you.

Serious, what you are writing now is not worthy of the back of a packet of Corn Flakes - but you can do better.

Whatever, Danielle.

 

[ennuye]

Scouries World Of Fake Votes, Fake Comments

ANOTHER FAKE COMMENT ON A SCOURIES STORY:

5Number 1
12/07/07 by Anonymous
You are the best writer on Literotica by far. I can only hope that one day I can learn at your feet. I'll even wash them if you want. Your biggest fan, Wendy S. (rhymes with bone)

This is the second time (that I've noticed) someone's put a fake comment and signed as Wendy Stone (DanielleKitten's pen name on her published work) on a Scouries story.

It may not have been you, scouries, even if it sounds like your usual lying drivel of a fantasy regarding DK having anything but contempt for you, but as author of the story, you have the power to remove the bogus comment. If you're not the lying cheater many think you are, that's what you'll do. I noticed you didn't bother to do so last time I brought this to your attention in your thread, and DanielleKitten confirmed that the comment wasn't hers.

This crap alone should disqualify you from the contest, if not the site as a whole.

 

[babyfuckmommyplz]

...out just one day and it has [size=+2]1437 votes[/size] - an all-time record.

Well, fuck, since it's scoring too low to be in the top 500 in the incest category (shit--couldn't even make the top 500?!?! In your pet category?!?!?!) we'll just have to take your word on that.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yeah, right, 'cause your word is so fucking GOLDEN around here.

 

[Scribbled]

ANOTHER FAKE COMMENT ON A SCOURIES STORY:

5Number 1
12/07/07 by Anonymous
You are the best writer on Literotica by far. I can only hope that one day I can learn at your feet. I'll even wash them if you want. Your biggest fan, Wendy S. (rhymes with bone)

This is the second time (that I've noticed) someone's put a fake comment and signed as Wendy Stone (DanielleKitten's pen name on her published work) on a Scouries story.

It may not have been you, scouries, even if it sounds like your usual lying drivel of a fantasy regarding DK having anything but contempt for you, but as author of the story, you have the power to remove the bogus comment. If you're not the lying cheater many think you are, that's what you'll do. I noticed you didn't bother to do so last time I brought this to your attention in your thread, and DanielleKitten confirmed that the comment wasn't hers.

This crap alone should disqualify you from the contest, if not the site as a whole.

Actually, I like this one better:

Hello Scouries
12/08/07 by Deborah
I go way back on Literotica. I must say I find your writing rather refreshing compared to the typical pretentious fare offered by the sycophants who populate Author’s Hangout these days. Yes, and I have perused some of your threads. You have balls, and I agree with much of what you profess. Oh, and I knew the “original” Laurel who started this site. I do wonder what she thinks about the way this site is run now.

 

[TruthOrDare]

I know from previous contest experience that about 75% of the votes will disappear in the next sweep but still...

...out just one day and it has [size=+2]1437 votes[/size] - an all-time record.

Thank you everyone!

Candy Cane Cocked Cousin...and Mom Visiting cousins awaken passions at Xmas.
4.63 1437 30372 Incest/Taboo (English) 12/06/07 approved
Public Comments: 33 Moderate Public Comments
Voting Status
Yes No Public Comment Board: Yes No


jrs

I see your story is at the top of the list on the Feedback Portal for most comments in the last 7 days. You certainly must have many more votes than any other story in the Winter Holiday Contest. Sounds like a winner to me.

 

[ennuye]

corrected typos

I see your story is at the top of the list on the Feedback Portal for most FAKE comments in the last 7 days. You certainly must have many more FAKE votes than any other story in the Winter Holiday Contest.

x xxx xxxx xxxx

 

[scouries]

story alert

Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,

[SIZE=+2]*** CLUB MEMBER *** STORY ALERT ***[/SIZE]​

Club Member [SIZE=+2]Erlikkhan[/SIZE] released another new story on the Literotica site yesterday. Titled Ana’s Quest, this Erotic Couplings Category tale is the latest best seller from this multi talented LITEROTICA veteran.

If you’d like a little anal for X-mas READ IT! I did and I gave it a big [size=+2]5[/size]. Then post your feedback...

[size=+2]Gabriella L.[/size]
Club Sectretary, “1000+ VOTE CLUB”

 

[scouries]

one of the true giants!!!!

Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,

Hey, to end 2007 with a bang and open 2008 in the grandest style possible I thought it might be nice to celebrate the work of one of LITEROTICA’s most famous and popular authors, Wm_Sexspear.

Active on LITEROTICA since at least 2002 this exceptional author has already amassed a list of accomplishments that would make any mother proud.

Author of the “Thank You Jeanie” series and three of the top six vote getting stories of all time, Mr. Sexspear has also won two turquoise W’s and a green E.

He is also on the Top Most Read Stories of All-Time list – one of his stories has attracted over 850,000 readers!

He is also one of the favorites of the LITEROTICA insiders, ranking very highly among declared members.

If you’ve never read one of this man’s wonderful stories I recommend you remedy your oversight immediately. I invite you all to post your feedback either on this thread or directly at the end of one of his stories.

[size=+2]

“Wm_Sexspear” FEEDBACK WEEK

[/size]​

Have a wonderful holidays everyone,

[size=+2]Gabby[/size]

 

[scouries]

New Member...new Member...new Member...

Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,

* * * MORE REALLY GREAT NEWS * * *​

A new member was welcomed into the 1000+ VOTE CLUB today:

[SIZE=+2]Darlene B Sweet[/SIZE]

for her story

[SIZE=+2]Hot Tub Adventure[/SIZE]​

Miss Sweet becomes the 52nd member of our little club and her stories brings our total to 101 1000+ vote stories so far discovered.

A LITEROTICA member since 2003, this author specializes in BDSM and Illustrated category stories. It is with great pleasure we welcome this brilliant author into our midst.

Congratulations and welcome from all your fellow club members!!!

Please read this ladies stories!

[size=+2]Gabriella L.[/size]
Club Sectretary, “1000+ VOTE CLUB”

p.s. The new, updated club vote list will be out this weekend

 

[scouries]

more good news!!!!

Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,

Gosh – two in one day!

* * * MORE REALLY GREAT NEWS * * *​

Another new member was welcomed into the 1000+ VOTE CLUB today:

[SIZE=+2]furrybert[/SIZE]

for her story

[SIZE=+2]Hunted[/SIZE]​

furry becomes the 53nd member of our little club and her story brings our total to 102 1000+ vote stories so far discovered.

A LITEROTICA member just since 2005, this story, written in 2005, is the #18th highest rated story in non–consent category history. It is with great pleasure we welcome this brilliant author into our midst.

Congratulations and welcome from all your fellow club members!!!

Please read and comment on this ladies stories!

[size=+2]Gabriella L.[/size]
Club Sectretary, “1000+ VOTE CLUB”

p.s. The new, updated club vote list will be out by new years day

 

[scouries]

updated numbers....

Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,

Here are the updated 1000+ VOTE CLUB totals as of the New Year. I’ve tried to get accurate figures for all our stories but am still awaiting some answers from club members. As soon as I do I’ll update those too.

 

[Gabby_]

Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,

The boss wanted me to remind everyone to read and vote on my first ever story:

Scourges World, the first installment of the true story of Literotica's most famous, best-loved, top grossing author.

If enough people vote on it, maybe I'll make it into the 1000+ VOTE CLUB before 2008 is over!

Gabrielle L.
literotican…actress…threadmaster’s assistant…lover…and
ALT killer…and
assistant accountant reporting to mr. tex…and
deputy art director reporting to miss (I’m in charge of bananas)…and
official committee member
literotica royalty distribution committee…and
director of scouriesworld translation services…and finally
secretary, 1000+ VOTE CLUB
collins avenue
miami beach, florida

 

[scouries]

future club members????

Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,

When I was updating the 1000+ VOTE CLUB I was pleasantly surprised to find that a whole bunch of stories and authors are just knocking on the door to membership. Here’s a preview of some of the stories which should soon join our august company.

And of course there will be many others. It sure looks like 2008 is going to be a great year…

991 A Long Night's Climb Into Sunlight ronde 2002 Mature
963 Practice On This Ch. 3 Chicago Bob 2002 Mature
979 Morning Light Part 6 rgjohn 2002 Incest
947 Sara's Car Trip Ch. 02 youbadboy 2003 Incest
996 A Kiss is Still a Kiss MaxSebastian 2004 First time
958 Tomboy Slickman 2005 First time
974 Mr. Mom Ch. 3 Otisb 2002 Anal
965 Amanda Ch. 2 Chicago Bob 2002 Erotic Couplings
954 Halloween Hypnosis masterhypnotist 2002 Mind Control

compiled and maintained by [size=+2]Gabriella L.[/size]
Club Sectretary, “1000+ VOTE CLUB”

 

[scouries]

story alert...

Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,

[SIZE=+2]*** CLUB MEMBER *** STORY ALERT ***[/SIZE]​

Club Member [SIZE=+2]niki_2021[/SIZE] released two new stories on the Literotica site yesterday. One, titled Ally Ch 2, is an Erotic Couplings Category tale that continues a story started back in 2005. The second, Brother Sister Ch 2 is the latest Incest Category best seller from this multi talented, award winning LITEROTICA veteran.

Two great choices to start 2008. READ THEM! I did and I gave them both a big [size=+2]5[/size].

[size=+2]Gabriella L.[/size]
Club Sectretary, “1000+ VOTE CLUB”

 

[scouries]

story alert...story alert...

[SIZE=+2]*** CLUB MEMBER *** STORY ALERT ***[/SIZE]​

Club Member [SIZE=+2]Many Feathers[/SIZE] released two new stories on the Literotica site today. Titled The Legend of White Cloud and The Legend of Coyote & Fox,these two Humor and Satire Category stories are a new direction for this man who has won more contests than any other LITEROTICAN.

Start 2008 with a smile. READ THEM! I did and I gave them both a big [size=+2]5[/size].

[size=+2]Gabriella L.[/size]
Club Sectretary, “1000+ VOTE CLUB”

 

[scouries]

news alert...news alert...

Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,

* * * MORE REALLY GREAT NEWS * * *​

One of our members wins a prize!!!! Winner of the silver medal in the April Monthly Contest:

[SIZE=+2]strickland83[/SIZE]

for his story​

[SIZE=+2]Paddling Upstream Ch. 2[/SIZE]​

Congratulations from all your fellow club members!!!

Please read and then send feedback on this gentleman’s tremendous 10 part story

[size=+2]Gabriella L.[/size]
Club Sectretary, “1000+ VOTE CLUB”