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scouries said:
Did that dude really die or is that another Colleen Thomas drama queen fake death episode?
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TruthOrDare said:
Dumbass.
Colleen Thomas (I didn't even have internet access when this happened, so you can't pretend I started it)
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cloudy said:
That's all AH (Asshole Haven) propaganda and idiot-speak.
Most newspapers provide online obits.
Where is the link to Colleen's obit?
Bet you can't find it.
Dumbass.
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TruthOrDare said:
And here, ladies and gentlemen, you see the horrible result of living under high tension lines on a steady diet of lead paint chips. So, won't you please donate and leave your vote? We're trying to decide whether to have TOD here neutred or put to sleep with the donations.
Current voting leans heavily toward clubbing him to death with a five dollar shovel and drinking up the rest at a party in honor of his untimely demise.
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member story alert!
Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,
Club Member [SIZE=+2]sarahhh [/SIZE] released a new story on the Literotica site today. Titled I Love Dick Ch.3, this Incest Category story by the Queen of Comments is an official entry in Literotica’s 2007 HALLOWEEN CONTEST. This multi award winning authors previous two chapters in this wonderful tale both amassed over 75 public comments, an almost unheard of number.
I highly recommend this wonderful tale. And remember it’s you the reader, with your votes, that will decide the contest winner. So please vote on every contest story you read. I read it and I gave it a great big [size=+2]5[/size].
[size=+2]Gabriella L.[/size]
Club Sectretary, “1000+ VOTE CLUB”
Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,
[SIZE=+2]*** CLUB MEMBER *** STORY ALERT ***[/SIZE]
Club Member [SIZE=+2]sarahhh [/SIZE] released a new story on the Literotica site today. Titled I Love Dick Ch.3, this Incest Category story by the Queen of Comments is an official entry in Literotica’s 2007 HALLOWEEN CONTEST. This multi award winning authors previous two chapters in this wonderful tale both amassed over 75 public comments, an almost unheard of number.
I highly recommend this wonderful tale. And remember it’s you the reader, with your votes, that will decide the contest winner. So please vote on every contest story you read. I read it and I gave it a great big [size=+2]5[/size].
[size=+2]Gabriella L.[/size]
Club Sectretary, “1000+ VOTE CLUB”
scouries
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womens axiliary...
I [size=+2]Gabriella L.[/size], Club Sectretary, “1000+ VOTE CLUB”, proudly announce that the following two ladies have been accepted into the WOMENS AUXILIARY of the 1000+ VOTE CLUB:
Miss Susan2002 of course is well on her way to becoming a full fledged member of the club through the popularity of her multi chaptered “MY DEAR BROTHER” stories. She may well have her own official 1000+ VOTE story by the end of the year. In the mean time we happily extend to her the privilege of being a non-voting WOMENS AUXILIARY member.
And Miss ReHairedand Friendly has produced a huge body of work that has garnered thousands of votes as well as both turquoise W’s and a green E. And of course her posts include those wonderful pictures; they alone justify her promotion to fame and fortune that awaits members oF the WOMENS AUXILIARY.
Welcome ladies…
[size=+2]G O __ USF__SOUTH FLORIDA !!!!!!!!!![/SIZE]
I [size=+2]Gabriella L.[/size], Club Sectretary, “1000+ VOTE CLUB”, proudly announce that the following two ladies have been accepted into the WOMENS AUXILIARY of the 1000+ VOTE CLUB:
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and
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Susan2002
[/size]and
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RedHairedandFriendly
[/size]Miss Susan2002 of course is well on her way to becoming a full fledged member of the club through the popularity of her multi chaptered “MY DEAR BROTHER” stories. She may well have her own official 1000+ VOTE story by the end of the year. In the mean time we happily extend to her the privilege of being a non-voting WOMENS AUXILIARY member.
And Miss ReHairedand Friendly has produced a huge body of work that has garnered thousands of votes as well as both turquoise W’s and a green E. And of course her posts include those wonderful pictures; they alone justify her promotion to fame and fortune that awaits members oF the WOMENS AUXILIARY.
Welcome ladies…
[size=+2]G O __ USF__SOUTH FLORIDA !!!!!!!!!![/SIZE]
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scouries
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story alert...
Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,
Club Member [SIZE=+2]Slickman[/SIZE] released a new story on the Literotica site today. Titled No Pentration Ch.1, this is a Loving Wives Category story by the multi 1000+VOTE story writer who has written brilliant stories across a broad band of categories (First Time, LW, EC, Incest, Group, Exhibitionist, Mature, etc.). This respected author has stories on all the top lists.
I highly recommend this wonderful story and the other works by this author. So please read, vote and comment on this fine saga. I read it and I gave it a big [size=+2]5[/size].
[size=+2]Gabriella L.[/size]
Club Sectretary, “1000+ VOTE CLUB”
Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,
[SIZE=+2]*** CLUB MEMBER *** STORY ALERT ***[/SIZE]
Club Member [SIZE=+2]Slickman[/SIZE] released a new story on the Literotica site today. Titled No Pentration Ch.1, this is a Loving Wives Category story by the multi 1000+VOTE story writer who has written brilliant stories across a broad band of categories (First Time, LW, EC, Incest, Group, Exhibitionist, Mature, etc.). This respected author has stories on all the top lists.
I highly recommend this wonderful story and the other works by this author. So please read, vote and comment on this fine saga. I read it and I gave it a big [size=+2]5[/size].
[size=+2]Gabriella L.[/size]
Club Sectretary, “1000+ VOTE CLUB”
slyc_willie
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Hey there, Jimmy. 
Or TruthorDare, or Scribbled, or ShittingBull, or whatever else you like to be called.
Put the inflate-a-secretary you named Gabby away and answer this:
How's [size=+2]Paris?[/size]
Inquiring minds want to know . . . do those legions of fans get a refund, since you never showed up?
Just wondering . . . .
Or TruthorDare, or Scribbled, or ShittingBull, or whatever else you like to be called.Put the inflate-a-secretary you named Gabby away and answer this:
How's [size=+2]Paris?[/size]
Inquiring minds want to know . . . do those legions of fans get a refund, since you never showed up?
Just wondering . . . .
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Singe!
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slyc_willie said:Hey there, Jimmy.
Put the inflate-a-secretary you named Gabby away and answer this:
How's [size=+2]Paris?[/size]
Inquiring minds want to know . . . do those legions of fans get a refund, since you never showed up?
Just wondering . . . .
He was waiting for them at the Exxon station on the corner of 4th and Main in Paris, Texas, perhaps?
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sr71plt said:
*snicker*
Been there.
That's a damn small town. Might explain Jimmy's prejudices, though.
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Paris?????????
I [size=+2]Gabriella L.[/size], Club Sectretary, “1000+ VOTE CLUB”, proudly announce that the following three ladies have been accepted into the WOMENS AUXILIARY of the 1000+ VOTE CLUB following a vote by our members:
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and
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and
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Goldeniangel wrote recently (in her bio) that: Yes I am a young woman, not an old man or a gay man…. And that’s definitely good enough for us. Miss Angel is perhaps the greatest female writer on the site and this tribute is long overdue. She is one of both the bosses and my favorite writers and has amassed literally thousands and thousands of votes in her short but sterling career. Bravo madame!
Miss Jackson or juicy j.j. as she is known to her friends, is skinny, however, like Miss Angel, she is a woman and fairly young. And she has an excellent rear end and is perhaps the #1 giver of sexy ‘little pics’. Although not perhaps as well known as some of our other members, and although not likely to ever become a legitimate 1000+ VOTE member, her quirky stories never fail to interest her fans in ScouriesWorld and we have absolutely no hesitation in welcoming her among us. Read this little sweeties stories!
Finally, oily, who writes under a variety of aliases (misspussy, scribbled, slickwilly, truthorconsequences, etc.), is not an obvious choice to join the sisterhood as she is more well known for her posts than her stories. There also was some question as to her gender (she often tries to pose as a man), but we’ve received irrefutable proof that this person, although a transsexual, is a woman. We were only convinced to accept her when one of our most respected members pointed out: “Shit, a transsexual broad who doesn’t know the difference between the “City of Lights” and some hick Texas town whose streets are full of tumbleweeds is bound to give us some laughs. Bitch probably thinks London’s in Oklahoma.” We had to agree.
Welcome ladies…
[size=+2]Gabriella L.[/size]
Club Sectretary, “1000+ VOTE CLUB”
I [size=+2]Gabriella L.[/size], Club Sectretary, “1000+ VOTE CLUB”, proudly announce that the following three ladies have been accepted into the WOMENS AUXILIARY of the 1000+ VOTE CLUB following a vote by our members:
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Goldeniangel
[/size]and
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Jenny_Jackson
[/size]and
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oily
Goldeniangel wrote recently (in her bio) that: Yes I am a young woman, not an old man or a gay man…. And that’s definitely good enough for us. Miss Angel is perhaps the greatest female writer on the site and this tribute is long overdue. She is one of both the bosses and my favorite writers and has amassed literally thousands and thousands of votes in her short but sterling career. Bravo madame!
Miss Jackson or juicy j.j. as she is known to her friends, is skinny, however, like Miss Angel, she is a woman and fairly young. And she has an excellent rear end and is perhaps the #1 giver of sexy ‘little pics’. Although not perhaps as well known as some of our other members, and although not likely to ever become a legitimate 1000+ VOTE member, her quirky stories never fail to interest her fans in ScouriesWorld and we have absolutely no hesitation in welcoming her among us. Read this little sweeties stories!
Finally, oily, who writes under a variety of aliases (misspussy, scribbled, slickwilly, truthorconsequences, etc.), is not an obvious choice to join the sisterhood as she is more well known for her posts than her stories. There also was some question as to her gender (she often tries to pose as a man), but we’ve received irrefutable proof that this person, although a transsexual, is a woman. We were only convinced to accept her when one of our most respected members pointed out: “Shit, a transsexual broad who doesn’t know the difference between the “City of Lights” and some hick Texas town whose streets are full of tumbleweeds is bound to give us some laughs. Bitch probably thinks London’s in Oklahoma.” We had to agree.
Welcome ladies…
[size=+2]Gabriella L.[/size]
Club Sectretary, “1000+ VOTE CLUB”
scouries
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story alert...story alert...
Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,
Club Member [SIZE=+2]scouries[/SIZE] released a new story on the Literotica site today. Titled Halloween Mom, this Incest Category tale by the greatest 1000+VOTE story author of all time is an official entry in the 2007 LITEROTICA HALLOWEEN CONTEST.
And although we all know that Literotica’s contest system is a broken down shambles beset by bickering, jealousy, cheating and vote rigging, wonderful stories such as this one still shine brightly over the dark nether regions of AHLand. Like a beacon it illuminates what could be…if only certain people could…
I highly recommend this wonderful story and the other works by this author. So please read, vote and comment on this fine saga. I read it and I gave it a big [size=+2]5[/size]. I may even sleep with the author tonight…that is, if he’s good…
[size=+2]Gabriella L.[/size]
Club Sectretary, “1000+ VOTE CLUB”
Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,
[SIZE=+2]*** CLUB MEMBER *** STORY ALERT ***[/SIZE]
Club Member [SIZE=+2]scouries[/SIZE] released a new story on the Literotica site today. Titled Halloween Mom, this Incest Category tale by the greatest 1000+VOTE story author of all time is an official entry in the 2007 LITEROTICA HALLOWEEN CONTEST.
And although we all know that Literotica’s contest system is a broken down shambles beset by bickering, jealousy, cheating and vote rigging, wonderful stories such as this one still shine brightly over the dark nether regions of AHLand. Like a beacon it illuminates what could be…if only certain people could…
I highly recommend this wonderful story and the other works by this author. So please read, vote and comment on this fine saga. I read it and I gave it a big [size=+2]5[/size]. I may even sleep with the author tonight…that is, if he’s good…
[size=+2]Gabriella L.[/size]
Club Sectretary, “1000+ VOTE CLUB”
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slyc_willie
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*chuckle*
Aw, how'd you find me out? Darn, and here I thought I had everyone fooled.
Not going to answer the question, are you? No, of course you're not. That would mean admitting to yet another lie.
By the way, Jimmy, I'll be moving to your neck of the woods in a few months. We should have lunch. You can even bring the blow-up doll, and I promise I'll keep my hands to myself.
Aw, how'd you find me out? Darn, and here I thought I had everyone fooled.
Not going to answer the question, are you? No, of course you're not. That would mean admitting to yet another lie.
By the way, Jimmy, I'll be moving to your neck of the woods in a few months. We should have lunch. You can even bring the blow-up doll, and I promise I'll keep my hands to myself.
M
MzDeviancy
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How the hell is this thread still going?
slyc_willie
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sr71plt said:
No kidding. This place has lost it's steam. It used to be such a funny place, like watching a sitcom.
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Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,
For the coming week, October 21st – 28th, 2007, I thought it might be nice to celebrate the brilliant work of Chicago Bob.
He only wrote nine (9) stories (plus 2 poems) that are still on the site, and he hasn’t released a new one since 2002, but in his short career he won a turquoise W, as well as produced two 1000+ VOTE stories – one in the MATURE category and one in the EROTIC COUPLINGS category. He also has another story in the INCEST category that is one of the 100 MOST READ stories of all time. Quite a trifecta of achievements. He’s one of the giants.
If you’ve never read one of this man’s wonderful stories I recommend you remedy your oversight immediately. And if you haven’t read him recently why don’t you try him again. I invite you all to post your feedback either on this thread or directly at the end of one of his stories.
Have a wonderful weekend everyone,
[size=+2]Gabby[/size]
p.s. I just want to let everyone know that the rumors certain of you have been spreading about miss d k are absolutely untrue. Although we've now have had two potential woman's auxiliary members blackballed, neither were miss d k. In fact, so far her name hasn't even been proposed to the membership. And my guess is that this wonderful author has never seen a black ball in her life.
For the coming week, October 21st – 28th, 2007, I thought it might be nice to celebrate the brilliant work of Chicago Bob.
He only wrote nine (9) stories (plus 2 poems) that are still on the site, and he hasn’t released a new one since 2002, but in his short career he won a turquoise W, as well as produced two 1000+ VOTE stories – one in the MATURE category and one in the EROTIC COUPLINGS category. He also has another story in the INCEST category that is one of the 100 MOST READ stories of all time. Quite a trifecta of achievements. He’s one of the giants.
If you’ve never read one of this man’s wonderful stories I recommend you remedy your oversight immediately. And if you haven’t read him recently why don’t you try him again. I invite you all to post your feedback either on this thread or directly at the end of one of his stories.
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“Chicago Bob ” FEEDBACK WEEK
[/size]Have a wonderful weekend everyone,
[size=+2]Gabby[/size]
p.s. I just want to let everyone know that the rumors certain of you have been spreading about miss d k are absolutely untrue. Although we've now have had two potential woman's auxiliary members blackballed, neither were miss d k. In fact, so far her name hasn't even been proposed to the membership. And my guess is that this wonderful author has never seen a black ball in her life.
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news alert...news alert....
Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,
Club Member [SIZE=+2]Slickman[/SIZE] released a new story on the Literotica site today. Titled Honeymoon Videos, this Group Category tale by one of LITEROTICA’S most versatile and talented authors, is up to his usual high standards.
I highly recommend this wonderful story and the other works by this author. It’s both sexy and romantic.So please read, vote and comment on this fine saga. I read it and I gave it a big [size=+2]5[/size].
[size=+2]Gabriella L.[/size]
Club Sectretary, “1000+ VOTE CLUB”
Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,
[SIZE=+2]*** CLUB MEMBER *** STORY ALERT ***[/SIZE]
Club Member [SIZE=+2]Slickman[/SIZE] released a new story on the Literotica site today. Titled Honeymoon Videos, this Group Category tale by one of LITEROTICA’S most versatile and talented authors, is up to his usual high standards.
I highly recommend this wonderful story and the other works by this author. It’s both sexy and romantic.So please read, vote and comment on this fine saga. I read it and I gave it a big [size=+2]5[/size].
[size=+2]Gabriella L.[/size]
Club Sectretary, “1000+ VOTE CLUB”
scouries
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New Member...new Member...new Member...
Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again, from LONDON, yes, the one in England
A new member was welcomed into the 1000+ VOTE CLUB today:
sweetsubsarah becomes the 50th member of our little club and her story is the 99th 1000+ vote story so far discovered. We’ve been waiting anxiously for her arrival. Congratulations and welcome from all your fellow club members!!!
And she’s a woman! Read this girl’s stories – she rocks!
Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again, from LONDON, yes, the one in England
* * * MORE REALLY GREAT NEWS * * *
A new member was welcomed into the 1000+ VOTE CLUB today:
[SIZE=+2]***sweetsubsarahh*** [/SIZE]
for her story
[SIZE=+2]*** Anal Sex (Gasp!): A Hands-On Manual*** [/SIZE]
for her story
[SIZE=+2]*** Anal Sex (Gasp!): A Hands-On Manual*** [/SIZE]
sweetsubsarah becomes the 50th member of our little club and her story is the 99th 1000+ vote story so far discovered. We’ve been waiting anxiously for her arrival. Congratulations and welcome from all your fellow club members!!!
And she’s a woman! Read this girl’s stories – she rocks!
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reading week choice...
Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,
For the coming week, November 10th – 17th, 2007, I thought it might be nice to celebrate the brilliant work of miss_honeypot.
She only wrote two stories (or at least that’s all that are posted now), and she hasn’t released a new one since 2004, but in her short career both her stories received 1000+ votes. I suspect no other author in the history of LITEROTICA can claim the same – to have all their stories in the 1000+ VOTE club.
This two part saga has also been immensely popular with the commenting public – chapter 1 has received 139 comments and chapter 2 is just 2 short of one hundred. The story is also one of the 500 MOST READ stories on the site.
If you’ve never read one of this woman’s wonderful stories I recommend you remedy your oversight immediately. I invite you all to post your feedback either on this thread or directly at the end of one of her stories. Maybe we can convince her to come out of retirement.
Have a wonderful weekend everyone,
[size=+2]Gabby[/size]
Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,
For the coming week, November 10th – 17th, 2007, I thought it might be nice to celebrate the brilliant work of miss_honeypot.
She only wrote two stories (or at least that’s all that are posted now), and she hasn’t released a new one since 2004, but in her short career both her stories received 1000+ votes. I suspect no other author in the history of LITEROTICA can claim the same – to have all their stories in the 1000+ VOTE club.
This two part saga has also been immensely popular with the commenting public – chapter 1 has received 139 comments and chapter 2 is just 2 short of one hundred. The story is also one of the 500 MOST READ stories on the site.
If you’ve never read one of this woman’s wonderful stories I recommend you remedy your oversight immediately. I invite you all to post your feedback either on this thread or directly at the end of one of her stories. Maybe we can convince her to come out of retirement.
[size=+2]
“miss_honeypot ” FEEDBACK WEEK
[/size]Have a wonderful weekend everyone,
[size=+2]Gabby[/size]
scouries
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news alert...news alert...
Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,
Club Member [SIZE=+2]Slickman[/SIZE] released a new story on the Literotica site today. Titled No Penetration Ch. 2, this Loving Wives Category tale is a sequel to a story released in October by one of LITEROTICA’S most versatile and talented authors, and is up to his usual high standards.
Chapter #1 is presently the 54th highest Loving Wives story of all time and this authors name can be found liberally sprinkled throughout Literotica’s ‘highest rated’, ‘most viewed’ and ‘most voted upon’ lists. I highly recommend this wonderful story and the other works by this fine author. It’s both sexy and romantic.So please read, vote and comment on this excellent work. I read it and I gave it a big [size=+2]5[/size].
[size=+2]Gabriella L.[/size]
Club Sectretary, “1000+ VOTE CLUB”
Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,
[SIZE=+2]*** CLUB MEMBER *** STORY ALERT ***[/SIZE]
Club Member [SIZE=+2]Slickman[/SIZE] released a new story on the Literotica site today. Titled No Penetration Ch. 2, this Loving Wives Category tale is a sequel to a story released in October by one of LITEROTICA’S most versatile and talented authors, and is up to his usual high standards.
Chapter #1 is presently the 54th highest Loving Wives story of all time and this authors name can be found liberally sprinkled throughout Literotica’s ‘highest rated’, ‘most viewed’ and ‘most voted upon’ lists. I highly recommend this wonderful story and the other works by this fine author. It’s both sexy and romantic.So please read, vote and comment on this excellent work. I read it and I gave it a big [size=+2]5[/size].
[size=+2]Gabriella L.[/size]
Club Sectretary, “1000+ VOTE CLUB”
lloyd_5
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I have no problem with your demented view of the world. The fantasy that deludes you into thinking that views and low votes constitutes some weird form of 'success'.
Just please, for the sake of newbies that feel threatened by your hectoring style here, take this thread into the AH where it would be better appreciated and have a wider audience.
Just please, for the sake of newbies that feel threatened by your hectoring style here, take this thread into the AH where it would be better appreciated and have a wider audience.
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