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[Lil_Mama]

I'm a writer. Have been, always will be. Maybe you'll see my work on here, maybe you won't. I can make women question their sexuality, and better than that, I make men wonder too. Aside from that I can't wait to mingle here.

Also, I cannot answer any questions about chicken noodle soup with or without a soda on the side, so don't ask.

-Lil Mama

 

[cloudy]

Also, I cannot answer any questions about chicken noodle soup with or without a soda on the side, so don't ask.

I hate that damn song.

...but, welcome to the AH.

 

[Lil_Mama]

I hate that damn song.

...but, welcome to the AH.

Thanks cloudy. I'm lovin' your graffiti link!

 

[cloudy]

Thanks cloudy. I'm lovin' your graffiti link!

pssst......you can get one here. Just don't make it just like mine, ok?

 

[rgraham666]

Welcome to the AH, Mama.

Don't be shy. Post your stuff.

 

[Lil_Mama]

Welcome to the AH, Mama.

Don't be shy. Post your stuff.

Cloudy - I made mine 100% original.

Rg - I'm not shy, just anal and picky.

 

[cloudy]

Cloudy - I made mine 100% original.

Rg - I'm not shy, just anal and picky.

"anal" tends to go over well, no worries.

 

[Lil_Mama]

"anal" tends to go over well, no worries.

Also I'm a bitch who says whatever is on my mind. So sad for people who think I care that they get pissed.

 

[cloudy]

Also I'm a bitch who says whatever is on my mind. So sad for people who think I care that they get pissed.

You and I will either get along great, or we'll hate each other's guts.

I am beyond bitch.

 

[Lil_Mama]

You and I will either get along great, or we'll hate each other's guts.

I am beyond bitch.

Also I shoot grammar Nazis in the head. I get ghetto.

I won't hold it against you if you hate my guts. Ain't nothin new.

 

[arienette]

I am beyond bitch.

You're a liar.

 

[cloudy]

You're a liar.

oh, no....I can turn it off and on at will....ask J.

(I used to have a sign up in my office that said, "You are looking at a high performance woman. I can go from zero to bitch in 1.7 seconds. Handle with care, sometimes the bitch switch sticks.")

 

[Lil_Mama]

Two people. Thats a hell of a welcoming committee.

 

[TxRad]

Cloudy - I made mine 100% original.

Rg - I'm not shy, just anal and picky.

Oh goody.... more butt sex......

You'll fit right in around here.... Uh... no pun intended.....

Welcome to the Nuthouse we call the Ah... Pull up a chair and stay a while... Most of us nibble but very few actually bite... that is unless you're into that.....

 

[Lil_Mama]

Oh goody.... more butt sex......

You'll fit right in around here.... Uh... no pun intended.....

Welcome to the Nuthouse we call the Ah... Pull up a chair and stay a while... Most of us nibble but very few actually bite... that is unless you're into that.....

I bite. Hard. And spank. Whip, slap, smack, all that.

I might stay. I'm giving this joint a trial run. So far so good.

 

[TxRad]

Two people. Thats a hell of a welcoming committee.

It's Monday for God's sakes.... You're lucky the doors weren't locked......

 

[Guest]

 

[TxRad]

I bite. Hard. And spank. Whip, slap, smack, all that.

I might stay. I'm giving this joint a trial run. So far so good.

Oh yeah, a jammies samich.........

Oh no, we'll get out the cuffs and straps, you don't get out nearly as easy as you get in.......

 

[Lil_Mama]

Welcome to the AH, Lil_Mama.

Hey Jammies.

 

[Lil_Mama]

Oh yeah, a jammies samich.........

Oh no, we'll get out the cuffs and straps, you don't get out nearly as easy as you get in.......

I don't get cuffed. I cuff.

 

[Guest]

 

[TxRad]

I don't get cuffed. I cuff.

Ah, another Top... have you checked out our BDSM forum by chance....

 

[TxRad]

And you a nice Midwestern girl too...

 

[Lil_Mama]

And you a nice Midwestern girl too...

Nice? I don't know that word.

 

[Lil_Mama]

Ah, another Top... have you checked out our BDSM forum by chance....

I noticed it, I just haven't been there yet. I'll get to it.