Lit Mysteries

[Hornymwtxn]

There's at least one (a very "woe is me" kinda poster, I'm sure folks could guess who).
He said something that amounted to that, and it's tickled me ever since.

Well it wasn't me.

I wait till a solid foundation has been built before I play that card.

 

[Xerxes82]

Lit Mystery: Who the hell are the "5-6 hot dudes that all the women want"?!? This still hasn't been answered, and I demand recompense for my pain and suffering.

It's me. I'm actually all six of them. I've been pursued by virtually every lass on Lit, some have become conquests, others have conquered me. A simply astounding amount of cyber sex has been had.

I'm always the best they've ever had. It's a hell of a cross to bear, but it's mine.

But, now that my secret is out, you should all know that even I am just one of @Wand3rlust 's alts.

We're all alts down here.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

It's me. I'm actually all six of them. I've been pursued by virtually every lass on Lit, some have become conquests, others have conquered me. A simply astounding amount of cyber sex has been had.

I'm always the best they've ever had. It's a hell of a cross to bear, but it's mine.

But, now that my secret is out, you should all know that even I am just one of @Wand3rlust 's alts.

We're all alts down here.

I smell falsehoods.

If you were ACTUALLY one of the the "5-6 hot dudes that all the women want", 1) the very notion, nay, the concept of someone conquering you would be farcical, and 2) you would have also been pursued by the lads, not just the ladies.... it's that animalistic charisma, you know. No one is immune, apparently.

 

[Him15]

I smell falsehoods.

If you were ACTUALLY one of the the "5-6 hot dudes that all the women want", 1) the very notion, nay, the concept of someone conquering you would be farcical, and 2) you would have also been pursued by the lads, not just the ladies.... it's that animalistic charisma, you know. No one is immune, apparently.

What do falsehoods smell like?

 

[MedicalMuse]

What do falsehoods smell like?

Bullshit.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

What do falsehoods smell like?

Sulfur and ash.

 

[Him15]

Well now im just getting contradictory information

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Well now im just getting contradictory information

Well, poop kinda smell like farts, and farts smell like sulfur, so not contradictory at all.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Well now im just getting contradictory information

Bullshit is usually because the person lying isn’t evil, just stupid enough to believe they’ll get away with it:

Sulfur and ash if they’re an evil bastard, but most lit liars smell like bullshit.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Lit Mystery: Who the hell are the "5-6 hot dudes that all the women want"?!? This still hasn't been answered, and I demand recompense for my pain and suffering.

I sometimes get busy watching the same guys tripping over each other to ingratiate themselves to the "new" ladies posting. I can tell you who the "5-6 hot dudes that all the women want" are not.

 

[Him15]

I like @MedicalMuse explanation more, feels more cosmic.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I like @MedicalMuse explanation more, feels more cosmic.

Want some bourbon?

 

[Him15]

Want some bourbon?

I do but im not sure that counts as a mystery

 

[latecomer91364]

I don't know what the 'Mysteries' are here these days, but I'm gonna guess it was Professor Bum with a radioactive dildo in the dungeon.

I could be wrong...

 

[Him15]

I sometimes get busy watching the same guys tripping over each other to ingratiate themselves to the "new" ladies posting. I can tell you who the "5-6 hot dudes that all the women want" are not.

Please dont, my fragile ego can't take being outed like that

 

[cocokittysurprise]

I sometimes get busy watching the same guys tripping over each other to ingratiate themselves to the "new" ladies posting. I can tell you who the "5-6 hot dudes that all the women want" are not.

Just based on my typical "Hmmm, interesting...." observational style, I'd say the list is heavy skewed in the NOT's favor.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I do but im not sure that counts as a mystery

Sure it does.

 

[Him15]

Sure it does.

All I have on hand is coconut rum and old bailys.... maybe they will mix well

 

[Him15]

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All I have on hand is coconut rum and old bailys.... maybe they will mix well

Mystery answered, they did not infact mix well

 

[MedicalMuse]

All I have on hand is coconut rum and old bailys.... maybe they will mix well

That’s a mystery

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Why can some people post pictures and have them be seen as the original picture, while others (me) try, but instead of the picture showing, only the link shows?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Why can some people post pictures and have them be seen as the original picture, while others (me) try, but instead of the picture showing, only the link shows?

Depends on the site you're linking and type of file your trying to share

 

[StillRain]

Where did everyone go?

 

[Noor]

At least 50%? Is that too conservative?

Too conservative, I’d say at least 75%

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Depends on the site you're linking and type of file your trying to share

A year ago, I could post easily. I'm using the same site as before, using the same posting technique, but now no picture shows. It started when everyone's AV's suddenly went away. So, what changed?