Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[Firecracker]

A woman whose name is Tucker,
Likes to dress in seersucker.
Her outfits are cute,
And sexy to boot,
So all the men just want to fuck her.

 

[37_ttej]

Her boots weren’t made for just walkin’

 

[SimonSex]

Her boots weren’t made for just walkin’
And that ain’t the whisky talkin’

 

[Trubbycat]

Her boots weren’t made for just walkin’
And that ain’t the whisky talkin’
They went up to her thighs

 

[Biggalute]

Her boots weren’t made for just walkin’
And that ain’t the whisky talkin’
They went up to her thighs
And brought tears to her eyes

 

[Trubbycat]

Her boots weren’t made for just walkin’
And that ain’t the whisky talkin’
They went up to her thighs
And brought tears to her eyes
And hurt so bad she was squawkin'

 

[Biggalute]

A Rubenesque beauty from Bath

 

[Trubbycat]

A Rubenesque beauty from Bath
Was unfortunately no good at math

 

[Photog1rl]

A Rubenesque beauty from Bath
Was unfortunately no good at math
She liked to get drunk

 

[Trubbycat]

A Rubenesque beauty from Bath
Was unfortunately no good at math
She liked to get drunk
And get banged in the trunk

 

[37_ttej]

A Rubenesque beauty from Bath
Was unfortunately no good at math
She liked to get drunk
And get banged in the trunk
While being spanked hard with a lath

 

[SimonSex]

Whilst hard to believe this is true

 

[AbsintheFather]

Whilst hard to believe this is true
The tart left him with balls so blue

 

[SimonSex]

Whilst hard to believe this is true
The tart left him with balls so blue
To make matters worse

 

[AbsintheFather]

Whilst hard to believe this is true
The tart left him with balls so blue
To make matters worse
His thoughts were perverse

 

[SimonSex]

Whilst hard to believe this is true
The tart left him with balls so blue
To make matters worse
His thoughts were perverse
Which is why he’s banned from the zoo

 

[UWERETHINKINGIT]

Whilst hard to believe this is true
The tart left him with balls so blue
To make matters worse
His thoughts were perverse
And settled for a wank in the loo

 

[SimonSex]

On Saturday mornings they fuck

 

[37_ttej]

On Saturday mornings they fuck
Crammed into the back of his truck

 

[SimonSex]

On Saturday mornings they fuck
Crammed into the back of his truck
The windows steam up

 

[Biggalute]

On Saturday mornings they fuck
Crammed into the back of his truck
The windows steam up
He calls her buttercup

 

[Trubbycat]

On Saturday mornings they fuck
Crammed into the back of his truck
The windows steam up
He calls her buttercup
And when she comes she quacks like a duck

 

[Biggalute]

My name is Cami she said

 

[Trubbycat]

My name is Cami she said
And she wore a cute cap on her head

 

[SimonSex]

My name is Cami she said
And she wore a cute cap on her head
Her last name was Soul