Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[37_ttej]

There once was a nude sauna
Well known for its femme fauna

(struggled for a rhyme for this one)

 

[Biggalute]

There once was a nude sauna
Well known for its femme fauna
Everyones bits were on show

 

[SimonSex]

There once was a nude sauna
Well known for its femme fauna
Everyones bits were on show
How was I to know?

 

[Trubbycat]

There once was a nude sauna
Well known for its femme fauna
Everyones bits were on show
How was I to know?
They all left when I said I was gonna…

 

[eric_erosfan]

There once was a devilish lass.

 

[Biggalute]

There once was a devilish lass.
Who rode to town on an ass

 

[Trubbycat]

There once was a devilish lass.
Who had a rather nice ass
She loved her clothes tight

 

[eric_erosfan]

There once was a devilish lass.
Who had a rather nice ass
She loved her clothes tight
Gave the boys quite a sight

 

[Trubbycat]

There once was a devilish lass.
Who had a rather nice ass
She loved her clothes tight
Gave the boys quite a sight
And they'd shoot very time she would pass

 

[Trubbycat]

A cranky old codger from Troy
Was looking for sex with a boy

 

[eric_erosfan]

A cranky old codger from Troy
Was looking for sex with a boy
So he donned his priest frock

 

[Trubbycat]

A cranky old codger from Troy
Was looking for sex with a boy
So he donned his priest frock
And polished his cock

 

[eric_erosfan]

A cranky old codger from Troy
Was looking for sex with a boy
So he donned his priest frock
And polished his cock
And now he's the cell block toy

 

[eric_erosfan]

A girl from western Iraq
Fell in love with a soldier named Jack.

 

[Biggalute]

A girl from western Iraq
Fell in love with a soldier named Jack.
A Shi'ite was she

 

[SimonSex]

A girl from western Iraq
Fell in love with a soldier named Jack.
A Shi'ite was she
Agnostic was he
It all mattered not in the sack

 

[Trubbycat]

Suzanne went out to the Met

 

[UWERETHINKINGIT]

Suzanne went out to the Met
On a leash followed her pet

 

[Trubbycat]

Suzanne went out to the Met
On a leash followed her pet
They strolled 'round the square

 

[SimonSex]

Suzanne went out to the Met
On a leash followed her pet
They strolled 'round the square
Suave and debonair
Upper East Side Gen X set

 

[eric_erosfan]

Two girls were horny as hell

 

[37_ttej]

Two girls were horny as hell
Until they fell under the spell
Of Jett’s brilliant wit.
He’d hoped to get tit
But just ended up playing fucking Trivial Pursuit all night.

Note: And that’s what you get for being a clever clogs.

 

[37_ttej]

A woman whose name is Tucker
Likes to dress in seersucker

(PS: Sorry for the line-hogging earlier. I do that occasionally.)

 

[Trubbycat]

A woman whose name is Tucker
Likes to dress in seersucker
Her outfits are cute

 

[37_ttej]

A woman whose name is Tucker
Likes to dress in seersucker
Her outfits are cute
And sexy to boot