Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[Cymru9696]

Her nipples stood bare and so hard.
She stood naked in the graveyard.
It was an odd place,
For a 10K race

 

[ManofMischief]

Her nipples stood bare and so hard.
She stood naked in the graveyard.
It was an odd place,
For a 10K race
And it left her emotionally scarred

 

[DeckardNYC]

He wore pink panties for his head gear

 

[MisterTom]

He wore pink panties for his head gear
To celebrate this amazing new year

 

[DeckardNYC]

He wore pink panties for his head gear
To celebrate this amazing new year
She asked for them back

 

[ManofMischief]

He wore pink panties for his head gear
To celebrate this amazing new year
She asked for them back
So he emptied his sac

 

[EbersMoll]

He wore pink panties for his head gear
To celebrate this amazing new year
She asked for them back
So he emptied his sac
Although it went right into her ear

 

[MisterTom]

She lost all her clothes in a bet

 

[fsa52]

She lost all her clothes in a bet
But found her way to end her debt

 

[Firecracker]

She lost all her clothes in a bet,
But found ways to settle her debt.
The boys got in line,

 

[DeckardNYC]

She lost all her clothes in a bet,
But found ways to settle her debt.
The boys got in line,
All forty nine

 

[LAHomedog]

She lost all her clothes in a bet,
But found ways to settle her debt.
The boys got in line,
All forty nine
She never even broke a sweat

 

[Cymru9696]

Five women subdued the bad seed

 

[LAHomedog]

Five women subdued the bad seed
And with each one he did the deed

 

[Cymru9696]

Five women subdued the bad seed
And with each one he did the deed
The fifth gal was best

 

[LAHomedog]

Five women subdued the bad seed
And with each one he did the deed
The fifth gal was best
He needed a rest

 

[MisterTom]

Five women subdued the bad seed
And with each one he did the deed
The fifth gal was best
He needed a rest
Once more around before he was freed

 

[fsa52]

She had an itch needing a scratch

 

[LiveWire64]

She had an itch needing a scratch
Along with it, a dripping snatch

 

[LAHomedog]

She had an itch needing a scratch
Along with it, a dripping snatch
She texted to him

 

[LiveWire64]

She had an itch needing a scratch
Along with it, a dripping snatch
She texted to him
A picture of Kim

 

[LAHomedog]

She had an itch needing a scratch
Along with it, a dripping snatch
She texted to him
That she could be found blowing Tim

Line 4 need to be five syllables in a limerick.

 

[Cymru9696]

She had an itch needing a scratch
Along with it, a dripping snatch
She texted to him
A picture of Kim
Opening her shaved lady hatch

 

[MisterTom]

She had sex with a postman called Pete

 

[Cymru9696]

She had sex with a postman called Pete
Who’s large package could not be beat