Lit Limericks - one line at a time - 2

[fsa52]

The tree was bought, dressed, and lit up,
Cocoa was steaming in the cup
His stockings were hung
Carols had been sung

 

[LAHomedog]

The tree was bought, dressed, and lit up,
Cocoa was steaming in the cup
His stockings were hung
Carols had been sung
Christmas, perfect time to hookup

 

[fsa52]

He longed for a blast from the past

 

[AZDryHeat]

He longed for a blast from the past
Even if it were his last gasp

 

[fsa52]

He longed for a blast from the past
Even if it were his last gasp
He longed for the day

 

[AlexBailey]

He longed for a blast from the past
Even if it were his last gasp
He longed for the day
He wouldn't have to pay

 

[AZDryHeat]

He longed for a blast from the past
Even if it were his last gasp
He longed for the day
He wouldn't have to pay
And hoped it would not be his last

 

[DeckardNYC]

Janie's panties were lost somewhere

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Janie's panties were lost somewhere
Leaving all her naughty bits bare

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Janie's panties were lost somewhere
Leaving all her naughty bits bare
She caught a huge draft

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Janie's panties were lost somewhere
Leaving all her naughty bits bare
She caught a huge draft
Then rode his hard shaft

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Janie's panties were lost somewhere
Leaving all her naughty bits bare
She caught a huge draft
Then rode his hard shaft
Screaming so loud without a care

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

While riding his cock she had to sneeze

 

[LAHomedog]

While riding his cock she had to sneeze
It convulsed her pussy, oh Jeez!!!

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

While riding his cock she had to sneeze
It convulsed her pussy, oh Jeez!!!
It cut off his flow

 

[AZDryHeat]

While riding his cock she had to sneeze
It convulsed her pussy, oh Jeez!!!
It cut off his flow
No more could he grow

 

[fsa52]

While riding his cock she had to sneeze
It convulsed her pussy, oh Jeez!!!
It cut off his flow
No more could he grow
Take allergy meds, if you please!!

 

[LAHomedog]

The plumber was showing her pipe,

 

[Cymru9696]

The plumber was showing her pipe
Of a length and girth she thought ripe

 

[LAHomedog]

The plumber was showing her pipe
Of a length and girth she thought ripe,
He then plugged her leak,

 

[fsa52]

The plumber was showing her pipe
Of a length and girth she thought ripe,
He then plugged her leak,
Before she could speak

 

[LAHomedog]

The plumber was showing her pipe
Of a length and girth she thought ripe,
He then plugged her leak,
Before she could speak,
His fucking lived up to the hype

 

[fsa52]

His cock was the epic of song

 

[LAHomedog]

His cock was the epic of song
Three fingers wide and really long.

 

[fsa52]

His cock was the epic of song
Three fingers wide and really long.
She took him all ways